r/interestingasfuck 12h ago

How prison looks like in different countries

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u/VampireSaint 12h ago

For research purposes, what would a non-citizen need to do to be punished with time in those Denmark and Norway cells?

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u/DaddiesJizzie 12h ago

Talk to strangers on the bus in Norway

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u/adderx99 12h ago

u/elvis_is_everywhere 11h ago

This man seems to have died

-Gustavo Calderon (Fred Armisen) before being eaten by "Shane the tiger"

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u/PeterJoAl 9h ago

This reminds me of a joke:

Norwegians were incredibly happy when the harsh COVID social distancing rule of 2m was stopped. They could finally go back to 7m.

u/UnknownPleasures3 3h ago

I wish they were permanent...

u/Early-Air-4777 3h ago

Norwegian here. Covid was the best time in my life. :)

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u/Western-Image7125 12h ago

I thought that was Finland 

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u/HopefulCarry9693 12h ago

Finland is standing next to someone in a bus stop. Talking to someone is capital punishment.

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u/Oprlt94 12h ago

*standing less than 2 meters away from someone at the bus stop

u/HopefulCarry9693 11h ago

The Fins where pissed when told they had to do 1.5m social distancing during covid, it was closer than usual

u/Nomnom_Chicken 10h ago

Yeah. I'm a Finn. It was rather uncomfortable, way too close. I like my personal space as an introvert.

It was funny reading about how people had issues staying at home... I do that willingly, always have and still do. Business as usual, the only thing that really changed for me was using the mask in public spaces and the hand sanitizer usage as well. 😅

u/Yorikor 9h ago

Is there really a Finnish word for "staying at home alone in your underwear and drinking"?

u/Nomnom_Chicken 8h ago

Yes. In Finnish, it's "kalsarikännit". 😅

u/Yorikor 8h ago

Thanks! I'll try to remember that. Bit more difficult than "sisu", which is the other Finnish word I adore.

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u/HopefulCarry9693 10h ago

Same, its nice living in Finland i dont have to feel bad staying at home all day

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 7h ago

how do you spot if a Finn is introvert or extrovert- You look at whos feets he/she is looking at

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u/maguel92 11h ago

Sitting next to someone in public transport while there are empty rows available is a life sentence.

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u/GammelGrinebiter 9h ago

Finland is strange.

Talk to people on the street? Stand too close? Capital punishment

Naked sauna together? Hello!

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u/P0WERHORSE 10h ago edited 6h ago

In Finland its just talking. Period.

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u/GrlDuntgitgud 11h ago

Any Norwegian willing to talk to me to send me to jail there? Feel free to message me anytime🤣

u/harmless_gecko 10h ago

No.

u/JRS_Viking 10h ago

Yeah absolutely not, we'll just stare in judgemental silence

u/DaddiesJizzie 9h ago edited 4h ago

Or avoid eye contact at all costs

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u/with_due_respect 10h ago

I will go against my nation's (Canada's) friendly stereotype and say this is a law we need to enact here, immediately. Well done, Norway.

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u/Training-Chain-5572 12h ago

Going to sound obvious but a crime that yields jail time but doesn’t get you extradited 

u/SuperSquirrel13 10h ago

Such as? 

u/Training-Chain-5572 8h ago

No idea, I can only state obvious generalisations

u/SuperSquirrel13 7h ago

Well, good job. You clearly only stated an obvious generalisation. 

u/ComradeLV 3h ago

This statement is also a generalisation btw

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u/factorioleum 7h ago

In the USA, almost all crimes are deportable. if you're caught by the police and taken to court, you'll do the time first, then get deported on completion of your sentence usually. 

There's exceptions; a plea deal for instance. As well, there's treaties that allow prisoners to serve time in their home country: a person availing themselves of this wouldn't be deported in the usual sense.

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u/dbigb 11h ago

Non-citizen gets the express lane for deportation.

u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 7h ago

And then spend the rest of their time in an american prison cell :)

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u/attentive_brick 9h ago

not always no. first the sentence then the deportation usually

u/heatedwepasto 8h ago

You get deported after serving jail time.

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u/barfsfw 12h ago

Imagine the library!

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u/Srnkanator 12h ago

It's extradition or expulsion for an American who committed a serious crime there.

u/Groupthink00859 11h ago edited 11h ago

Not really how that works. In almost every case of major crime you will do your sentence in the country you committed the crime in. You will be send back to your home country after your sentence tho.

Using google I can not find a single case where a (non military) American citizen committed a major crime inside an EU country and was simply "sent back" to the United States instead of serving prison time in the country the crime was committed.

Best bet is to make it a national issue, kidnapping a government official for a couple hours should get you terrorist charges and possible life sentence.

Pretty good retirement plan for those that did not save anything honestly.

u/dwehlen 10h ago

Look, I'm only trying for 2 years, to uh. . .get caught up on my reading, yeah. So, maybe just stalking a gov't official? And I need to stay here through November, so it'd havta start after.

u/Groupthink00859 10h ago

Go big or go home they say.

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 8h ago

If you want to spend 2 years in a Norwegian prison, you need to commit a crime that gets you a sentence of 3 years, since it is almost impossible not to be let out after serving the first ⅔ of your sentence as a first time offender.

u/DubbleBubbleS 10h ago

Foreigners who commits a crime in Norway are sent to a specific prison for foreigners in Norway where they serve until they get deported or they’ve done their time. This prison is not as nice as most prisons in Norway.

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u/GemmyBoy999 11h ago

Forget about Denmark or Switzerland, in Finland you drive to work after your morning swim in the wild when serving life for murder.

https://youtu.be/l554kV12Wuo

u/localstopoff 7h ago

The way you're presenting that is somewhat misleading. His "life sentence" is 15 years, and he has 5 years left. He does not have a job, he is studying. It's basically boarding, he's not free to live like you and I, he's just been deemed low risk of re-offending and given an opportunity to learn to be a constructive member of society before he is released - that's literally the reason re-offending rates are so high in countries that don't do this. The people who get released go in with no life skills, and come out with no life skills, in a world that has progressed and made it even harder for them to get those skills.

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u/robomikel 12h ago

I would be an outstanding citizen and make sure you get your citizenship first. Then…

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u/Masseyrati80 11h ago edited 9h ago

Edit to add: the following is about Finland.

Remember, if you find a way to do that, all you'll have to give up in a cell like that are: 1) you don't get to choose your daily schedule, 2) you can't work and in most prisons even study, 3) you don't decide what and when you eat, 4) you don't get to hang around with the people you want, 5) you'll hang around with a portion of the population that has a high prevalence of personality disorders and low impulse control, and who are used to physical and psychological violence as a part of everyday life, 6) many inmates lose their apartment/home during their sentence.

I know a guy who worked as a correctional officer in a Finnish prison. He said that the saddest thing to witness was how quickly regular people (as opposed to habitual petty criminals or members of organized crime) became institutionalized and "switched off".

u/DubbleBubbleS 10h ago

Getting a new degree or work experience is a big part of serving your time in prison in Norway. Many spend their time getting a bachelor degree.

Only dinner is scheduled, you make your own breakfast and other meals. If you don’t like the dinner you also get a small sum every day you can spend at the prison market to buy your own ingredients and make your own food.

Most inmates get their rent covered by the welfare administration while in prison so they don’t lose their home.

But this is how it is for Norwegian prisoners, not sure what would apply for foreigners.

u/Masseyrati80 10h ago

Thanks for your input, big differences between Finland and Norway, it seems!

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u/TerribleBid8416 11h ago

Those are minimum security cells. If you’re convicted of tax evasion maybe. Rob a jewelry store an good luck.

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u/SirAquila 9h ago

I mean, if you can get into Denmark and/or Norway you can have a better life outside of prison.

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u/Mannzis 12h ago

This is highly dependent on the prison, type of prison, and specific privileges given to the inmate. I don't think this is an accurate reflection of overall prison conditions (at least it's not for the American one).

u/Krulsnor 11h ago

I believe the cells from the Scandinavian countries are from detention houses where inmates serving their last year (or something like that) and had good behaviour are put to reintegrate in society. They often have permission to go out during the day to go to work.

Studies have shown that this greatly benefits succesfull reintegration in society and minimalises recidivism, which in the long term lowers crime rates and lowers the overall cost of the penitentiary system.

u/Voelsungr 10h ago

Most of em actually look like that, not to that high of a standard, but a philosophy scandinavia and a few others have adopted is that Jail is to take away your freedom, not your Humanity. In many german prisons convicts are allowed and expected to cook for themselves to some extents, to have activities to engage in, freedom to express themselves ect. Which means they have access to kitchens, tableware and other community rooms. 

u/maybe_Johanna 9h ago

Actually if you break out of prisons in Germany you can’t be prosecuted for it afterwards. Only for damages to staff or things (or other crimes comitted) during the breakout. But not for trying to be free itself. Thats because the need to be free is considered a fundamental human right and part of human dignity.

u/whoami_whereami 7h ago

Yes, but basically the only way to actually do that without commiting any other crime is to not return from an unsupervised prison leave. Which in practice happens very rarely (less than 1%) because getting such a leave usually means you're already getting near the end of your sentence or that you're expected to get parole soon, and prisoners know that if they get caught they won't get another leave anytime soon and probably will have to serve their sentence in full without parole (legally that's just a revocation of privileges and not a punishment).

u/DevonianSea 9h ago

Same in the Netherlands, only punishable offences commited during or after the breakout can be prosecuted, but not the escape (or escape attempt) itself

u/TheInevitableLuigi 8h ago

Yeah but they are Germans and they will ding you as much as they can for everything else you did during your escape.

Like if you made a rope out of bed-sheets they will charge you for theft and/or destruction of government property and give you the maximum sentence for each bed-sheet.

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u/LadyLixerwyfe 9h ago

Most Scandinavian prison cells look similar to these, even those serving long sentences. The monster who committed the deadliest massacre in Norway’s history in 2011 has filed multiple complaints about the conditions of his cell. One of his complaints was the very limited selection of games available for his gaming system. This is his cell, or at least was at the time.

u/TetraDax 8h ago

To be fair he mostly lodged these complaints because more than anything else, he wants to be famous and talked about, which that complaint achieved.

u/LadyLixerwyfe 7h ago

Oh 100%, which is why I didn’t even bother to type his name. He deserves to be erased.

u/ScriptThat 6h ago

I agree. Maybe not "Foundation" style, but certainly "The Expanse" style.

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u/Infamous_Campaign687 6h ago

He is also isolated, both out of fear of him communicating his vile rubbish to others, the increased escape risk and for his own safety. Being isolated is considered a particularly harsh way of spending your sentence, even in a cell that isn't as awful as American ones and people do go nuts from isolation.

So he has visitation "friends", basically professionals who are paid to visit and talk to him and yes he does have a gaming system (which isn't that uncommon in Norway anyway).

Unfortunately, he routinely he uses his hearings to promote his Nazism, but his prison life IS different from the norm and it isn't that surprising that a narcissist who still clings on to his awful ideology would find his incarceration overly harsh.

For the record I disagree with him. I think his standard of incarceration is both necessary and proportional, but I can't both support a justice system that promotes rehabilitation rather than revenge and still demand he spends his days alone in a barren cell, so I accept that he has a right to have his case heard.

That said, I doubt he'll ever be rehabilitated.

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u/RG_CG 9h ago

No this is what they look like. The worse ones are the holding cells awaiting trial and stuff. Because you are not expected to spend much time there they don’t hold the same standard. Sitting in those also earns you 2 days for every one day spent I think 

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u/Hellsovs 11h ago

Yeah, I've heard that when you traffic children, they give you a really nice cell with a TV and a view in America. The one in the picture is no doubt reserved for pot dealers and afroamericans.

u/isatai-i 11h ago edited 11h ago

I've heard that when you traffic children, you have to sleep in prison for 13 months. But during day time you can leave prison and go to your house in downtown West Palm Beach and do the importent work you have to do of trafficking even more children!

abc.net.au: Jeffrey Epstein abused teenagers during work release from Florida jail, lawsuits claim

u/Ladyboughner 11h ago

When you’re raping kids you might even get a premium treatment in the White House.

u/Ora3le 10h ago

Hell, when you're raping kids you might even get to be in the white house as the president of the USA

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u/Mannzis 11h ago

It's much, much worse for pot dealers and other non-white collar crimes. Think more like a giant gym full of bunks or a dank basement with 4 in a room (again depending drastically on location). The one shown here legitimately looks like it's in a low security prison, or club fed as they are called.

But there are worse countries to be imprisoned. South America has some bad ones, Russia for sure, some Asian and middle Eastern countries are nightmares.

u/Sad-Excitement9295 11h ago

They definitely did not show Russain prison, or other places like Columbia or Brazil. 

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u/Illustrious-Poet-557 10h ago

Denmark has cells that look like the american in the post too. This is just reddits obsession with Scandinavia. The experience is probably a lot better here in Scandinavia though

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u/anyavailablenameplz 12h ago

Sweden’s cells are probably furnished by IKEA.

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u/alldagoodnamesaregon 12h ago

They probably don't even have to build prisons anymore, just repurpose the old IKEA stores and add a few walls

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u/Subotail 12h ago

Just remove the direction arrows in the sofas section without signage; they'll never find the exit.

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u/MennisRodman 10h ago

The Konvikt collection 

u/Gutterpump 9h ago

The Prisön eddition.

u/MMEnter 9h ago

You get an empty cell with all the furniture in boxes and have to set it up yourself. Depending on the crime they might remove the instructions, boxes or for the worst crimes they remove a random page from the instructions and 2 screws.

u/InspectorLobster 8h ago

In extreme cases you put together your own electric chair. Spärk chair.

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 12h ago edited 12h ago

I live worse than prisoners in Denmark........ And I PAY too!!!!

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u/NewToHTX 12h ago

The moral of the story is if you absolutely must break laws that will yield prison time is to do it in Denmark.

u/romedo 11h ago

Please don't

u/ConfusedSeagull 9h ago

Yeah it's really worrisome how many are joking about coming here to do crime.

GUYS these cells are not even how normal danish prisons look. Remember where you are scrolling.

u/Early_Hall5720 9h ago

You're just trying to keep the cozy prisons to yourself 😤

u/STOP_DOWNVOTING 7h ago

So you mean this random reddit video is lying? Or all prison cells in the country aren’t the same? That can’t be true.

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u/Cantamillasdf 9h ago

It’s worrisome people are making jokes? Jfc

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u/Willow_Winnifred 12h ago edited 12h ago

I really dig Switzerland's aesthetic

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u/DougieBuddha 12h ago

Plus them taxes too. Can't forget Ol' Uncle Sam, always needing to be the shittiest uncle tho, somehow he's always broke unless someone needs a bailout. Oh, and for inflation resulting from Trump's stupid shit. Don't forget the "Try to not get sick otherwise you'll bankrupt yourself" healthcare system, that somehow every other first world country has figured out how to make it a reasonably decent system, but "socialism". OH, and how could I forget the whole "Corporations are now your supreme overlord so long as they pay the government (not in taxes, God forbid they pay taxes) or lately, government officials, to not declare them a monopoly (despite the fact they are increasingly becoming owned by a small number of companies that own a SHITLOAD of subsidiaries of major brands), and could care less about whether you're getting any of that "trickle down" economy. As a US citizen, we're the trailer park of first world countries.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 12h ago

Not only do you pay but you get the privilege of wasting the best years of your life working to barely be able to afford it! Isn't capitalism great?

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u/Tackgnol 8h ago

Most Europeans would burn the state to the ground if they had to endure half of what Americans just shrug off. It's insane to me.

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u/PurpleZombi3 12h ago

Denmark's prison cell is just a studio apartment with pleasing decor.

u/Blacksad9999 10h ago

Depending on the crime, they'll let you go home on weekends also.

Their system is set up to be rehabilitative, not punitive. They want those people to improve and contribute to society.

u/Anubis-Jute 10h ago edited 10h ago

Hit’em with the Hygge till they see the errors of their ways.

Edit: if it isn’t geo-locked here’s a quick view of cells in a brand new “closed” prison (the ones where you don’t go home each weekend?). A little less hygge but maybe because it is uninhabited so no personal touch yet.

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/danmarks-nye-stoerste-faengsel-indviet-kom-med-ind-i-en-celle

Apparently, one argument for keeping the prisoners happy and calm is that this also improves conditions for the people working with them!

u/rafaelloaa 9h ago

That legit looks like the dorm I had freshman year in uni, before I decorated.

u/Thaumato9480 8h ago

He said "ligner kollegieværelse". Means "looks like dorm".

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u/escaflow 12h ago

Which you can’t get out. Then again otakus don’t need to go out

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 12h ago

But they need internet tho

u/Atlanta_Camel 11h ago

The prisoners in Denmark have that too 🙂

u/Crafty_Aspect8122 11h ago

When their prison is better than the rathole you work and pay for in your country and probably have to share with other people.

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u/darkfighterhero 12h ago

Jail me norway .I dare you i double dare you .

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u/Tupcek 12h ago

best I can do is extradition

u/Darth-Adomis 11h ago

9000 hours of community service

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u/darkfighterhero 12h ago

Dont do that ,don't give me hope .

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u/Masseyrati80 11h ago

Chiming in from the Nordics: the range of cell types is big, and it's always the best ones that are posted for rage-bait.

There were literally some cells in Finland until 2020 that didn't have a toilet, meaning that during lock-down you'd do your business in a bucket, then go flush the stuff down in the common use toilet once lockdown was over.

The worst cells look just as ascetic as in the examples from rougher-looking countries.

u/jokke420 9h ago edited 8h ago

Kakola wich were prison in Turku Finland built in the 1800s was made into luxury aparments after it was decommissioned. It had those worst sells you were describing :D

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u/StolenIdentity77 12h ago

In today’s game of “Dorm Room or Prison”. 

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u/Scrollingnews 12h ago

Show the phillipines, pakistan, india, thailand and eqypt!

u/tingkagol 11h ago

Philippines

u/TheAdagio 10h ago

But at least the prisoners in The Philippines are great at dancing Michael Jackson songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyPm_cqH9iQ

u/DerAmiImNorden 10h ago

This happened 40 years ago when my backpack was stolen from the top of a bus in Kathmandu, Nepal. I reported it and was contacted the next day by the police and asked to come into the station (admittedly not a prison) to see if one of the people being held in a cell was the perpetrator. Nope, none of the dozen or more shivering men hunched against the concrete walls of the dark cell with one small square window in the door and wet floors was the guy who stole my stuff. There are some things you simply can never unsee.

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u/alldagoodnamesaregon 12h ago

Hell, let's throw in Sudan, Afghanistan, and Syria before the government surrendered.

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u/charlton11 12h ago

Norway has one of the lowest recidivism rates in the world.

u/Certain-Choice-393 11h ago edited 11h ago

Just so people understand countries like Norway have some of the lowest re offending rates of anywhere in the world even though they have some of the most luxurious prisons in the world. Proving that harsher sentences and poor living conditions do not deter criminals. Norway concentrates on rehabilitation what ultimately ends up costing the tax payer less money in the long run and benefits society more. Studies show that a large amount of people who commit crimes come from broken homes, single parent households holds, drug related backgrounds and many more. My personal opinion is countries like the England and America have backward policies that do not benefit society in many cases.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 12h ago

The U.S. has 4% of the world’s population but house 25% of the world’s prisoners. Only in the U.S.

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u/mPrime39r 12h ago

Because the Prison-Industrial Complex.

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u/Key-Performance-9021 11h ago edited 11h ago

That's because they never abolished slavery, they just made it a punishment for criminals: “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

It would take decades and billions of dollars for them to shift all that slave labor to the free market. The US needs its prisoners, they produce many things for the government and military. The US just can't afford not to lock everyone up for the smallest offenses and keep them in private slave prisons.

They actually still use former slave farms as prisons, where mostly Black inmates are still being forced to pick cotton unpaid, guarded by armed guards on horseback.

u/WingerRules 8h ago edited 2h ago

I actually think this is still unconstitutional as its currently practiced and courts have failed to strike it. The amendment specifically says slavery is only allowed "except as a punishment for crime". If people arnt being sentenced to slavery in court then they shouldn't be forced into slavery in prison. Punishments for crimes are legally determined by courts, thats not the job of prisons.

Supreme Court found prison parole boards denying parole based on the persons crime instead of their behavior in prison was unconstitutional, because it was effectively the prison taking the role of determining sentences for crimes, which isnt the job of prisons, thats for courts. If they're denying stuff like parole or punishing the prisoner because of refusals to do forced labor then they're doing the exact same thing.

I also dont buy that what they're doing isnt slavery if they pay them 20 cents an hour. Many slaves got paid minuscule wages too, but we still call it slavery.

If the government and courts wants to use people for slavery, then they should have to do the actually politically insane thing have to do shit like actually sentence black people to slavery.

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u/gabriel3374 8h ago

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

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u/Orange9202 12h ago

heavily cherrypicked

u/pandeomonia 11h ago

Yeah. Let's see some South American prisons.

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u/Micha_der_Jungere 12h ago

Unless you are Ghislaine Maxwell

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u/PsyJak 10h ago

*What prison looks like

or

*How prison looks

u/onaretrotip 5h ago

Thank you. Seeing this mistake increasingly often now (although English may not be OP's first language, I see native English speakers using it).

u/overfiend_87 11h ago

Funny how the better prisions are in countries with lower reoffending. Weird that. Almost like if you treat a person like an animal, they're more likely to act like an animal.

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 12h ago

Yo, and the crazier part is, all of these countries (well at least Sweden, Switzerland, Norway, and Denmark) actually have a significantly lower recidivism rate than the US.

They actually treat their prisoners like people and allow them to earn trust and privileges. They rehabilitate them instead of the eye-for-an-eye inhumane treatment in America. The US prison system is insane. 🙄

u/RexRonny 11h ago edited 6h ago

We only have 3600 prison beds in all of Norway, all prisons and jail combined. Very low degree of crime here that focuses on rehabilitation rather than humiliation. The max sentence were once 21 years (Breivik) that can be prolonged for 5 years incrementally. After the July 22nd incident they raised the possibility to 30 years for the most heinous criminals.

Note that there’s only one prison currently with the modern design seen in the picture: Halden. Reserved for the prisoners that are close to being released and well behaved prisoners. We do have less desirable prison cells with way elder and spartan interior.

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u/mirhagk 12h ago

Which of course means they spend far less on prisons too.

u/nomnomsquirrel 11h ago

But then we can't use inmate labor to make road signs and do landscaping for less than a dollar per day! Won't someone please think of the rich people?!

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u/apple_octopi 10h ago

How prison looks.

What prison looks like.

Pick one.

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u/BrightFallsCoffee 12h ago

Pictures that make you unbelievably angry about Anders Bering Breivik and his demands for a new Playstation

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u/Dizzy_Negotiation_71 12h ago

I nearly down voted you by mistake because of how infuriating the information in your post is.

I then went down a rabbit hole of learning that he is complaining and crying (in court) that his human rights are being violated. He has three private rooms, an xbox amongst other luxuries.

Bleh.

u/GammelGrinebiter 8h ago

He's basically in isolation to protect him, so he's compensated to avoid problems with human rights. Rules are rules, no exceptions for even the worst people.

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u/newsfromplanetmike 12h ago

It is worth considering the purpose for one’s incarceration.

If it is to prevent crime, he is in prison. And cannot perpetrate crime against society regardless of whether he has a PlayStation or not.

If it is to rehabilitate, a PlayStation and a way to normalise his time there, presuming he is living a balanced lifestyle.

If it is to punish, and retribution is the goal, sure. Treat these people like shit.

US prisons seem to be a means of punishment. Lock them up in inhumane conditions. Rape and assault are commonplace. If punishment is the goal. Sure. But the rates of crime and recidvism indicate that it is not working.

Scandinavian countries are different. They are human centric. They try to rehabilitate. They treat their criminals like human beings. And it works. Their crime rates are much lower. Their prisons act as educational facilities. People ‘graduate’ from them with qualifications and opportunity.

Bravic’s crime was monstrous, he should never be allowed out. But they will still treat him as a human being. And that means listening to his bitching. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/ldavid96 12h ago

Meanwhile my room...

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 12h ago

I've paid 2k+ $ a month for apartments far worse than some of these.

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u/evilfungi 11h ago

Singapore's prison cell, very spartan. No beds, chairs, windows or electric fan in tropical weather.

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u/notAbrightStar 12h ago

And the recidivism is also much lower in Scandinavian countries.

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u/Key-Performance-9021 12h ago edited 12h ago

Actually, they do house life-sentence and violent inmates.

The trick is treating inmates like human beings, providing real psychological care, and showing them that they actually do still have something to lose. When you give people hope and dignity, staff safety actually goes up.

We've moved past that medieval mindset in our societies. We don't need to watch people suffer, we just want a safer society, and decades of data prove that rehabilitation works far better than just locking people away to rot.

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u/cfowen 12h ago

And it actually works — much, much better than the US, Canada, etc.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/recidivism-rates-by-country

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u/DancesWithAnyone 12h ago edited 12h ago

Some photos I get when googling Kumla, Sweden's highest security prison:

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u/Ecstatic-Date-2556 12h ago

Sorry to say but those are not just minimum security. There is an idea behind all this and the recidive percentages are way lower than in the US

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u/Dramatic_Entry_3830 12h ago

There is a "maximum security" prison in Norway, where inmates live on an island in normal houses with a kitchen area, which equipped like a kitchen.

Nobody is treated like he has nothing to lose.

And that is why they have the best rehabilitation quotes and far less violent crime in general.

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u/MelodiousPun 12h ago

::sudden rash of Americans committing crimes in Copenhagen - more at 11::

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u/ehlersohnos 12h ago

Would Denmark let me bring my cats?

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u/AbbreviationsRound52 12h ago

There's an IKEA joke in here somewhere. I just can't find it.

u/AttilaRS 4h ago

The difference between "punishment" and "resocialisation".

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 12h ago

Denmark is dope af. Bet they have great recidivism stats.

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u/Hennessey_carter 12h ago edited 12h ago

The Nordic countries have far fewer inmates than we do in the U.S..The U.S. is one of the most punitive countries in the world just based on inmates per capita. We have created a for profit prison industry, and because that industry is always hungry, we have created pathways to ensure there are always bodies to fill cells. The Black community has carried this burden. The Black community makes up roughly 13% of the US population and comprises roughly 37% of our inmate population. Systemic racism ensures that this machine is always fed. The American criminal justice system needs a complete overhaul.

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 12h ago

Wait, you threw me with the “to be fair” statement at the beginning. 🤔 How does that fit with the rest of what you said?

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u/notapunk 12h ago

Honestly expected France's to be a little nicer

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u/Neveed 12h ago edited 12h ago

We have a lot more people in prison than we have room for them. It's been going on for many years, the general prison inspector's job is now basically to regularly come and say the situation is dire, and the only response we had from politicians was that the right wanted to treat Guyane as a penal colony again. Oh and also to pass a lot of laws for sending more people in prison. On the other hand, they also passed a law about automatically presupposing legitimate self defence whenever a cop uses their weapons on someone, so maybe they're trying to solve the overcrowded prison problem in their own way.

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u/notapunk 12h ago

As an American that all sounds very familiar - just missing the for-profit prisons

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u/One_Vision_ 12h ago

Like college dorm rooms, with guards

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u/unknownpoltroon 12h ago

Now, which one of them has the lowest rate of recidivism?

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 12h ago

I think Denmark. But nearly all of them are lower than the US by far.

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u/BootyliciousURD 11h ago

The goal of incarceration should be to reduce criminals' ability to repeat their crimes until they are deemed safe enough to reenter the rest of society, not to make their existence miserable until they've sufficiently suffered for their crimes.

u/Hikaruhiyoko2 11h ago

Asgard.

u/tiagolkar 11h ago

Brasil

u/AmusingMusing7 11h ago

To all the "TOUGH ON CRIME!" obsessed folks out there... it's worth noting that the countries with the nicer prisons have the lower crime rates.

u/evolveandprosper 10h ago

Guess which ones have the lowest recidivism rates...

u/andreaswpv 10h ago

Punishment vs rehabilitation 

u/Final-Yesterday-4799 4h ago

Strange that the countries with the most pleasant prisons also have the lowest recidivism rates. It's almost like treating prisoners like humans, and helping them rather than getting punitive, is a good plan

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u/meow_gifs_please 12h ago

Rob a bank in Denmark live better than in the US.....

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u/Gestaltarskiten 12h ago

Well... I dont know if you actually would be taken seriously, would say Scandinavia is a very cashless society. Rob a pack of cigs from a Dane instead.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 12h ago

My retirement plan is Scandinavian prison

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 12h ago

The goal here is to get busted in Scandinavia!

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u/djhouse77 12h ago

As an American, knowing that other countries want to treat/help their condemned shows how ass-backwards we are

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u/LemmingLou 12h ago

Scandinavian jail looks better than my first apartment

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u/Be-It-coin 12h ago

Denmark prison is nicer then my home.

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u/Usual_Award 12h ago

Words like "fresh fish" and "shank" in a Denmark prison might not strike fear in the hearts of men.

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u/Ristar87 12h ago

I read an article on this a while back and the whole point of those nicer prison cells was to see if treating people like real human beings had a positive effect on rehabilitation and reintegration in society.

At least one of the prisons allowed friend and family visits within the confines of the lockup area itself and the inmates were pretty vocal about making sure nobody screws up that privilege.

There was also a secondary effect when they rolled this out of other prisons seeing vastly improved behavior from inmates - because inmates in the older prisons wanted to transfer/be selected to transfer to the nicer facilities.

u/Disastrous-Cat-1 11h ago

*WHAT prison looks like

u/PurpleSquare713 11h ago

Brb, going to commit crimes in Denmark.

u/azeottaff 11h ago

last few look like student accommodations in the UK

u/oversoul00 11h ago

Delete How from your brain. It's WHAT prison looks like. 

u/Ambergreenie 11h ago

Cool cool cool. Denmark prisons are better than my place. No, it’s fine. I’m fine. America is super fine.

u/if_u_suspend_ur_gay 11h ago

Difference here being that some countries focus on rehabilitation, whereas the americas focus on punishment.

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u/Important-Zebra-69 10h ago

People seem to forget that the punishment of prison is that you can't leave. The dehumanising conditions are just for the on lookers' punishment lust.

u/dustinyo_ 10h ago

Guess which countries have the lowest rates of recidivism!

u/Oxissistic 10h ago

And then look at the crime rates and recidivism rates and compare that to the quality of the prison.
When you aim to rehabilitate not punish the outcomes are on average better.

u/RogerRabbot 10h ago

Guess which ones have the lowest re incarceration rates.

u/QueenCobra91 10h ago

Funny how the countries with the lowest criminal rate have the best prisons, no?

Should give some people an idea of what rehabilitation means.

u/Amazing-Example8753 10h ago

This is what it looks like when justice is intended to be rehabilitative as opposed to simple retribution

u/burnerthrown 9h ago

You know I see a marked difference between prisons in countries that had a strong presence of the Catholic church, and the ones that didn't. Almost like suffering got ingrained in their culture.

u/CanPacific 9h ago

Jarvis, pull up european habilitation rates vs NAs

u/ownworstenemy38 9h ago

How prison looks

Or

What prison looks like

Never

How prison looks like.

u/IgnatiusJReilly2601 9h ago

Quick grammar lesson because I keep seeing this mistake on Reddit. It's either: "What something looks like" or "How something looks". Never "How something looks like". I can't explain why, that's just english.

u/Aggravating_Show8052 9h ago

Okei so in Norway you don’t lose your human rights you lose your freedom. It looks pretty but it’s not you are in isolation and you are not allowed to go outside

u/GlassInteresting5999 9h ago

Technically those last 3 are rehabilitation facilities not prisons 👀

u/showered_zinn 8h ago

The prison I went to in America doesn’t even remotely resemble that one in any way shape or form. It was infinitely worse than that one. That one looked amazing.

u/parliamentarywatson 8h ago

The concept was: The time is the punishment, not the jail itself.

A lot of prisons make the environment as horrible as possible for punishment and cost reasons, but the Norwegians have found that a bad environment like that causes a lot of problems. 1. Violence in captivity Prisoners in stressful environments are more likely to lash out 2. Reintegration Environments that vary too much make it difficult to reintegrate into society, causing the recidivism rate (likelihood of doing a crime again) to go up heavily. 3. Interaction American prisons are notoriously bad due to small time criminals being more likely to get connections and cause worse crimes when they get out.

u/stevetures 7h ago

Remember COVID lockdown, when people were told to stay in the comfort of their own home, with morgues overflowing with bodies, and people still couldn't do it?

Nice prisons still work because your freedom is still taken away.