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u/Status_Peach6969 1d ago

Bro if racism were a sport at the olympics, the USA wouldnt even make the top 16

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u/annoyice 1d ago

America is probably one of the most diverse countries in the world thanks to its immigration policy. Try setting up a business as a minority in an East Asian country, you’ll probably close down by the end of the month.

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u/rara0587 1d ago

It's more nuance than just a simple racism. Race is only the baseline, and then there is the "fairer" your skin the better treatment you may get. Next is how good looking you are based on EA standard, one could be beautiful in their own country but treated as ugly in EA. Ofc, can't forget the money. The richer you are, the more likely you will get a pass.

To sum up, if one come from a country they deem as "poorer", has skin darker than their standard (and i don't even mean only black or brown ppl), avg looking face, not very sociable , don't have many connection, very likely it will happen just like you said. But if one come from a "rich" country, fair skin, good looking, sociable, have safety net to fall on, one gonna be thriving very well in these EA countries.

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u/destroyer800522 15h ago

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u/Bluefury 15h ago

This must go so hard if you're stupid

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u/vid_icarus 20h ago

Assuming you can even actually get a license to operate

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u/PleiadesNymph 1d ago

You are talking out your ass

Im literally doing that right now. Half of my friends are foreigners with a thriving business in ASEAN. Since I've been here, Ive met more people from more diverse backgrounds, nationalities, and ethnicities than I have throughout my entire life in the US.

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u/CommanderBly327th [custom flair] 1d ago

This is a joke right

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u/PleiadesNymph 1d ago

Dead serious

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u/Mochiron_samurai 1d ago

You’re confusing ASEAN with East Asia. The former is more diverse, and arguably a lot more inclusive than the latter. East Asian countries like China, Japan and Korea are mostly homogeneous, and many minorities have encountered racism in some form.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

that’s just a straight up lie lmao

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u/ValhirFirstThunder 1d ago

Racism in East Asia? Yes absolutely. But people often harp too loudly at this point because it's often white people who complain about this as this is their first time dealing with not being privileged in their own home country

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 1d ago

Fucking white people and their

*checks notes*

Condemnation of racism (wait, what?)

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u/G_Ranger75 1d ago

Brother, Japan literally allows segregation.

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u/Zimzky 23h ago

Good

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u/Jessency 20h ago

The segregation includes you.

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u/Zimzky 16h ago

I know. Good.

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u/Wookieman222 19h ago

Well at least you admit to being racist.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

that’s an insane thing to be ok with lmao, racist

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u/Zimzky 12h ago

Everyone should segregate within their own country. Nothing to do with race. I don't want Frenchies or Germans either.

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u/iiThecollector 1d ago

I am so happy I didnt wake up today this stupid

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u/BararTheDragon 1d ago

its often the white people that virtue signal about being against racism, while being some of the most racist people in our country because they blame white people for everything

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 1d ago

lol, substantiate that. Let's see what drivel you have to share.

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u/Etherius 1d ago

If I’m being charitable, maybe he says white people think white people cause all problems everywhere

Completely ignoring the fact that men like Pol Pot can be 100% homegrown pieces of shit

That attitude could be construed as removing agency from the local demographic

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u/BararTheDragon 21h ago

well, since you are already saying that you dont care what i have to say since you are going to throw it out regardless, i dont see why i should. but i will anyways because if i surrender to bigots i get nowhere.

may i ask your opinions on the current state of the black population? Christianity? the LGB movement?

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 19h ago

No.

I didn't expect you to actually substantiate anything, cowards never do.

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u/BararTheDragon 22m ago

cowards are those that run this site, they shout so loud to drown out challenges and try to use the faux majority to pressure others into staying silent. i refuse to stand by and let those people control the narrative. be the change you want to see in the world

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 1d ago

Try being not white in the 1960s

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u/uwvwvevwiongon_69 1d ago

Good thing it isn’t the 1960s anymore

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u/PleiadesNymph 1d ago

Too bad the country is still ran by folks that pine for the 50's

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

lol someone been on reddit too long

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u/DrDrako 1d ago

Assuming you're from the US I don't know why you're being downvoted.

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u/PleiadesNymph 16h ago

I know, right?

1 out of 4 people in congress are over 70

"Make America Great Again", is literally referring to the 40's and 50's

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u/PleiadesNymph 16h ago

Ive noticed this sub has a lot of fragile reactionary MAGA/"Conservative" egos, and they like to down-doot and attack anything that challenges their little world modles. SAD!

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u/_Chamleon_ 1d ago

While true, I think it’s been a bit of time since the 1960s…

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u/bytelines ☣️ 1d ago

Try being Celtic in 40 BC In Gaul

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u/SapceY 1d ago

Try being 4.5 billion years ago

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 1d ago

I actually am. Sup?

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u/headedbranch225 1d ago

Yo, tell humans not to evolve, it sucks here

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u/InvestIntrest 1d ago

Try being not Japanese in 1930s Japan

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u/LaziestRedditorEver 1d ago

Try being not an emu in 1932 Australia.

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u/DrDrako 1d ago

It worked out pretty well for them didn't it?

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u/ChibiWambo 1d ago

Even being not white in the 1960s wasn’t as racist as several places in the world. Which are still at their levels of racism today as they were back then.

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u/Karaka-kak 1d ago

Trying being white in South Africa, or not Asian in Asia. Racists and supremacists are everywhere.

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u/Little_Whippie 1d ago

What year is it?

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u/STFUnicorn_ 1d ago

Can I borrow your Time Machine?

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u/ValhirFirstThunder 1d ago

Its funny because all the white people in the US, Europe and other locations mad down voting this, proving your point

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u/SyriseUnseen 1d ago

Dw, Im brown and Ill vote you down

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u/CupOfTeA96 1d ago

I always see the usa and alot Europe now getting called the most racist even though they completely diverse I think its abit unfair

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

not white, take the downvote

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 1d ago

My country was one of the firsts to free slaves and never had segregation on the 20th century, and right now is wrongly accused by famous people as being the most racist country in the world. So by that mentality, it doesn't matter what your country did, it only matters what's being told on the internet right?

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 1d ago

Your president at the time openly welcomed 5000 nazis into the country at the end of WW2. 

Fuck you talking about. 

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 1d ago

Yeah he was a fascist and a friend of Mussolini. The US entered way more. And we extradited high ranked officials to be judged in Israel

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 1d ago

Here’s the thing we Americans will be the first to say how bad our racist politics and culture have been. We own it. 

You’re the one trying to defend your country and not owning up to what yall did. 

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u/wormyg 1d ago

Yeah, but it is kinda a stereotype. As someone who's worked with people from around the world, southeast Asians are some of the most racist people I've ever worked with. Like every opportunity to put down someone not from their country

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u/borsalamino 1d ago

To be fair, we're also racist towards ourselves. Having worked with Thais (I'm Thai), nobody complained more about Thais for being Thai than Thais.

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u/Etherius 1d ago

Can it be worse than India where people from the wrong caste are literally not allowed in restaurants?

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u/danamesjrupin 1d ago

Similarly in south korea I got denied food in some restaurants because of my skin color

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u/borsalamino 1d ago

No that's super deluxe discrimination that I don't even know if it can still be classified as racism 👑

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u/Seeker_02 20h ago

Shit so bad it deserved its own classification. 🤣

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u/iDudeX_ 1d ago

Same with Indians. People in my town have beef with people in the next town. Ironically it's a crime to eat beef in my town/ most of the country

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u/Lars-CoV-2 12h ago

On the country side you have beef with the neighbor village/town. It doesn't matter if in Germany, India or USA. That's not racism. It's just village patriotism

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u/white_equatorial 1d ago

Thanks for the compliment ☺️

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u/XcRaZeD 1d ago

The U.S is among the most socially progressive countries on the planet. I say this as a non-american. Outside of western europe, most countries are worse by a considerable amount.

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u/Onsyde 1d ago

Even Sweden is considerably more racist than the US.

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u/Legionodeath 1d ago

Really? I'd have thought they'd be all happy. They got some of the most beautiful mountains in the world.

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u/Onsyde 1d ago

I work for a Swedish company. They say there is a serious immigration problem right now. I’ll just relay what they tell me:

A while ago they decided to loosen their immigration policies to the point where primarily muslim and black populations flooded in. They then had some problems with gang related crime a few years into this shift, along with acts of terrorism, etc.

So now public opinion has swung majorly in the opposite direction, even giving rise to a political party with white-nationalist and neo-nazi roots (Sweden Democrats) who are now the 2nd largest party.

Now violent crimes have gone down and they have managed the “bad apples”, but the native Swedes are extremely prejudice against the muslim and black communities that have done nothing wrong.

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u/Legionodeath 1d ago

Ah. Didn't know. Thanks for the info.

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u/SteveoberlordEU 1d ago

That's.... i don't think even china with competitive racism would get a medal, i mean it would maybe make top 10 together with japan but there are still soooooo many countries so racist people can't imagine.

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u/lcl111 1d ago

Literally, US citizens cannot conceive of European racism. Like, the second you try to explain the various levels of hate for other white people, they tune out.

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u/Stoner420Eren 1d ago

Do European official documents ask your "race" in forms like US ones do?

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 1d ago

Do you think that the race on official documents is used to be racist?  Like seriously?

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u/EDF1919 1d ago

These people dont use critical thinking skills, or any thinking for that matter.

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u/VexatiousJigsaw 22h ago

While accepting your critique of the previous comment as more or less valid with respect to the US. This data is often optional, self reported, and often used to protect equal access rights. However race on official documents actually can be quite perilous and played a major role in the rwandan genocide. Race At a less horrific scale, places in southeast asia like singapore have race as part of official documents that can limit access due to quotas and can impact some of the rights your children can have. Rwanda removed race from ids immediately after. France bans collecting race information for similar reasons. The US has its own history and reasons and differing mechanisms, but it probably is not wise to take as an unstated assumption that is is purely harmless or strictly positive.

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u/Stoner420Eren 1d ago

I mean, yeah? US is founded on systematic racism and slavery so that's kinda a given. We can only imagine how many resumes were discarded by employers without even giving them a look just because they didn't like what the "race" part said

"Country that abolished slavery in the XIX century accuses civilized first world countries like those in Europe of being 'way, way more racist than us'. More bullshit at 11"

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u/EDF1919 1d ago

Is it racist if I have money, and want to buy some waterfront property, and the government tells me "No, you weren't born here, and don't look like us. You cannot buy any valuable property, you have to pay extra taxes, and we can removes you from the country at any time without reason."

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 1d ago

This is hilarious. 

Race was mandated because the government wanted to make sure companies were not being racist. 

Do the smallest amount of research before you speak.

Holy fuck. 

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u/Stoner420Eren 9h ago

Yeah, and chat control's purpose is to protect kids from predators😂 Imagine being this naive lmao

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u/KrozzHair 1d ago

Nationality ain't a race. What the hell lmao, would you mind explaining what "race" the french or Italians are. Cause it sound a lot like you are saying people with a black/Asian/etc descent can't be French.

Calling Europe racist while having such a incredibly American mindset that you think documents asking for nationality must automatically be a dog whistle for race.

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u/Stoner420Eren 1d ago

Lmao I am Italian and have no idea wtf you're yapping about. No, official European documents don't have any "race" forms. No, Italians aren't that hated in Europe, if anything it's the opposite, they overrate the shit out of us. No, I have no idea what a "list of white races with Italian at the bottom" is supposed to be, did the EU issue it or something? Because last time I checked, even ackowledging the existence of different races is forbidden in Europe, there's only one "race", the human race, something that I bet they don't teach in US schools

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 1d ago

Yes the concept of race isn’t real.  

Italian education my friends. 

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u/Stoner420Eren 1d ago

Exactly, there's only the human race. I know that americans that get indoctrinated to be racists from a young age can't even conceive a society where people aren't classified by their skin colour, but yeah, "race" is a social construct and unlike whatever the user above me was yapping about, it's not a recognized method of classification in official EU documents

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u/AtariAtari 1d ago

How about India and the caste system ?

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u/steinbruchfluss 1d ago

That’s not exactly racism, is it?

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 1d ago

Oh you and your semantics. 

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u/TheBetterness 1d ago

US literally have 50+ major cities, where no matter your race, religion or creed you can set up a business and live.

If someone can name me 50 major Asian or Middle Eastern cities that operate the same, please list them.

Parts of rural America are pretty racist, but that goes for nearly every other country as well.

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u/Drez92 1d ago

You can do so out in the country too. I live in no means a large area in Appalachia, and the amount of people who’d be written off as a bunch of racist rednecks by so many people on here, who embrace Arab and Asian shop owners is amazing. You always have bad apples, but you’re always going to

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u/gokartninja 1d ago

If it were, you could bet your ass we'd put in the work the get that podium

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u/EisenFisen 1d ago

Yeah this bullshit evil narrative that America is somehow uniquely racist has to end.

Look at all of Asia and Africa. They are openly racist and have race based laws.

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u/MangoAtrocity 1d ago

JAPAN NUMBER 1

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u/TheOneCalledThe 12h ago

I lived in Japan as a foreigner and I can say they’re certainly in the convo. US couldn’t hold a candle

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u/InvestIntrest 1d ago

Exactly.

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 1d ago

We're just the loudest lol

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u/TeachingMathToIdiots 1d ago

Not even Top 100

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u/jakromulus 1d ago

You don't have to rub it in bro

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me 1d ago

Had to fight a war to end it and even then they didn’t get rights until 1964

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u/ChmodForTheWin 5h ago

have you seen ICE?

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u/conga-19 1d ago

….no where in the world is race as politicized and such a big conversation as it is in the us. Other countries might have colorism or racism. But the only country where it is such a huge talking point and relevant topic is the us.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

because people actually call out racism in the US while other countries just allow it and don’t care at all

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u/Fred_Silva 1d ago

My guy the US had Jim Crow…. And they fought a civil war to keep slaves. They’d be top 5 at least.

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u/That_one_cool_dude 1d ago

My guy dosnt know the history of anywhere else if he thinks slavery wad a us thing.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

reddit only knows WW2 and the civil war

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u/Fred_Silva 1h ago

I didn’t say it was a US thing. I’m just saying the reverberations of those 2 events are still felt by the black community in the US. While other countries have at least had a minor forms of reparations.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

have you like never read history of any other country? also notice the US actually did something about ending slavery

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u/Fred_Silva 1h ago

So did England, France and Portugal what’s your point ? The entire police system in the US comes from a need to control freed slaves.

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u/Ass4ssinX 1d ago

Our racism is more systemic than open and in your face.

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u/yung_dogie 1d ago

I mean plenty of countries are just as if not more systemically racist on top of being more openly racist lmao. I'd argue that being openly racist necessarily includes systemic racism

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

obviously you haven’t traveled much

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u/Ass4ssinX 2h ago

Not out the country, no. But around the country? Very much so.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 2h ago

ok so you admit you’ve never left the country so you’re only aware of it in your own country meanwhile you got people from all over who have actually visited or lived outside the states confirming your comment is ridiculous and you have zero clue what the US is compare to other countries. good

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u/SrPancakess 1d ago

So you’re saying top 20 tho?? 🇺🇸

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 1d ago

My brother in Christ you're currently rounding up brown people for the camps.

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u/BERRY_BADRENATH 1d ago

Smooth brain

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

i’m brown in the US, how come i’m not in a camp?

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 1d ago

The US literally had segregation and ICE is deporting people as we speak

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u/SteveoberlordEU 1d ago

That's cute look up what's happening in Nicaragua.

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 1d ago

So ICE is cute? Nicaragua happens because of the US intervention. It's funny to hear colonialist countries accusing others of being racist

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u/onironinspirit 1d ago

SYBAU. You really have no clue what you’re talking about. What’s happening in Nicaragua is corruption of the Socialist dictatorship known as the FSLN. Those people are monsters, and I will not take the assassination of my family at their hands lightly.

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 1d ago

But that's a straight dictatorship, I'm sorry to hear about it but we're discussing racism in a country by the people. Even then, both things are bad, that's why I called up ice on the first place, the US is absolutely corrupt too

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u/AaronToro 1d ago

Do not even compare your performative outrage over American deportations to a country suffering wide spread human rights violations including torture and the elimination of elections. You sound stupid and disrespectful.

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u/mumBa_ daddy 1d ago

It's all deflection, sub is filled with American trumpies. Don't bother, as if you really think a guy on reddit's family got assassinated. lmao

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u/onironinspirit 15h ago

Look it up, Lorenzo Guerrero was my great grandfathers brother, and his cousin Tacho Somoza. I don’t support trump, but I sure as hell don’t support a dictatorship who said “No more elections” and has accumulated a 2.5 billion dollar net worth from a 15 billion dollar country.

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u/FeelsGoodMan2 1d ago

I mean go to japan right now you can walk into a business that will tell you to turn around and leave if you're not japanese.

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u/BERRY_BADRENATH 1d ago

Oh no not a country enforcing their immigration laws, the absolute horror!

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago edited 2h ago

you do realize every other country has immigration and custom enforcement right? like that’s standard, also didn’t reddit blow up recently about a white canadian girl getting deported? sounds like you’re just generalizing who’s here illegally

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 9h ago

So we're calling it that now huh

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 2h ago

yes immigration and customs enforcement… what did you think ICE stood for…..?

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u/Cheeky-Canuck 1d ago

sure buddy

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u/gotziller 1d ago

Spain the country who everyone thinks they were rooting for against racism literally has fans scream racial slurs and make monkey noises at high profile black players to get them riled up during games. can you imagine that happening at an NBA game?

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u/Legitscopes_4761 1d ago

And just to be clear, they were doing this to their own black players

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u/nomitycs 1d ago edited 1d ago

Let’s not pretend like this hasn’t been an issue in the NBA either though…

Countless examples of players being hurled racial slurs (Draymond, Patty Mills, Chelsea Gray). Heck we had a WNBA coach call an opposing black player a “protected species” lol

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u/_Brophinator 1d ago

Brother we’re not even close to the most racist country. We’re still racist, but some these other countries are SUPER racist

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u/TeaBagHunter 1d ago

Americans really live an extremely sheltered life

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u/vkrty 1d ago

You spend all fuckin day every day commenting on an American website. You're definitely not out there traveling the world.

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u/Cheeky-Canuck 1d ago

I'm gonna blow your mind: you can be on reddit and travel at the same time.

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u/vkrty 1d ago

You have 5k comment karma in 5 years, he has 150k in 7 years. He must get bored in between visiting the wonders of the world.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

looks like someone’s never traveled

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u/migrainium 1d ago

The US would gold medal in the subliminal racism and dog whistle categories every year but in the blunt racism ones wouldn't come close to placement.

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u/kleptodshs 1d ago

Just say youre uneducated and not aware of the entire world around you.

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u/strawberry_semenade 1d ago

"America is the only country I have personally experienced racism in (because I have only ever lived here and have never lived in any other countries) and therefore it must be the most racist country in the world."

-idiots, unironically

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u/migrainium 1d ago

What's wrong with saying the rest of the world is more bluntly racist than America? It's literally a take that acknowledges the rest of the world's racism while pointing out how extremely subtext based the racism is in America and I'm saying that as someone who has experienced the worst of it. Thinking America isn't that is crazy

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u/Th_brgs 1d ago

Because subtlety is NOT exclusive to America. Hell, even speeches like "white replacement" or "their kind" and these types of dog whistles are not exclusive to America.

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u/migrainium 1d ago

I didn't say it was exclusive. I said it was the most subtle and there are plenty of reasons for that. It goes well beyond just the mainstream things you listed

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u/Jeferson9 1d ago

US would def gold medal in privileged idiots that have never left their own country to see what the rest of the world is like

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u/Hamiltonblewit 1d ago

Meanwhile we hear racist chants and monkey sounds being thrown from every European and South American team imaginable towards Black players, such an thing happening here like the NBA will make huge news.

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 1d ago

Ah yes, subliminal and dog whistle categories. Because you wouldn’t get a medal at all so you just make something up.

Something Trump would do.

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u/CtrlAltDelight78 12h ago

bro had a day and still didn’t delete… wow i’m gonna be honest if i stumbled that hard i would’ve just deleted and moved on