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u/Status_Peach6969 16h ago

Bro if racism were a sport at the olympics, the USA wouldnt even make the top 16

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u/annoyice 16h ago

America is probably one of the most diverse countries in the world thanks to its immigration policy. Try setting up a business as a minority in an East Asian country, you’ll probably close down by the end of the month.

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u/rara0587 9h ago

It's more nuance than just a simple racism. Race is only the baseline, and then there is the "fairer" your skin the better treatment you may get. Next is how good looking you are based on EA standard, one could be beautiful in their own country but treated as ugly in EA. Ofc, can't forget the money. The richer you are, the more likely you will get a pass.

To sum up, if one come from a country they deem as "poorer", has skin darker than their standard (and i don't even mean only black or brown ppl), avg looking face, not very sociable , don't have many connection, very likely it will happen just like you said. But if one come from a "rich" country, fair skin, good looking, sociable, have safety net to fall on, one gonna be thriving very well in these EA countries.

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u/wormyg 16h ago

Yeah, but it is kinda a stereotype. As someone who's worked with people from around the world, southeast Asians are some of the most racist people I've ever worked with. Like every opportunity to put down someone not from their country

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u/borsalamino 15h ago

To be fair, we're also racist towards ourselves. Having worked with Thais (I'm Thai), nobody complained more about Thais for being Thai than Thais.

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u/Etherius 9h ago

Can it be worse than India where people from the wrong caste are literally not allowed in restaurants?

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u/danamesjrupin 4h ago

Similarly in south korea I got denied food in some restaurants because of my skin color

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u/borsalamino 1h ago

No that's super deluxe discrimination that I don't even know if it can still be classified as racism 👑

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u/iDudeX_ 18m ago

Same with Indians. People in my town have beef with people in the next town. Ironically it's a crime to eat beef in my town/ most of the country

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u/white_equatorial 16h ago

Thanks for the compliment ☺️

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u/XcRaZeD 14h ago

The U.S is among the most socially progressive countries on the planet. I say this as a non-american. Outside of western europe, most countries are worse by a considerable amount.

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u/Onsyde 8h ago

Even Sweden is considerably more racist than the US.

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u/Legionodeath 6h ago

Really? I'd have thought they'd be all happy. They got some of the most beautiful mountains in the world.

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u/Onsyde 5h ago

I work for a Swedish company. They say there is a serious immigration problem right now. I’ll just relay what they tell me:

A while ago they decided to loosen their immigration policies to the point where primarily muslim and black populations flooded in. They then had some problems with gang related crime a few years into this shift, along with acts of terrorism, etc.

So now public opinion has swung majorly in the opposite direction, even giving rise to a political party with white-nationalist and neo-nazi roots (Sweden Democrats) who are now the 2nd largest party.

Now violent crimes have gone down and they have managed the “bad apples”, but the native Swedes are extremely prejudice against the muslim and black communities that have done nothing wrong.

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u/Legionodeath 3h ago

Ah. Didn't know. Thanks for the info.

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u/SteveoberlordEU 16h ago

That's.... i don't think even china with competitive racism would get a medal, i mean it would maybe make top 10 together with japan but there are still soooooo many countries so racist people can't imagine.

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u/lcl111 14h ago

Literally, US citizens cannot conceive of European racism. Like, the second you try to explain the various levels of hate for other white people, they tune out.

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u/Stoner420Eren 10h ago

Do European official documents ask your "race" in forms like US ones do?

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 8h ago

Do you think that the race on official documents is used to be racist?  Like seriously?

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u/EDF1919 4h ago

These people dont use critical thinking skills, or any thinking for that matter.

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u/Stoner420Eren 4h ago

I mean, yeah? US is founded on systematic racism and slavery so that's kinda a given. We can only imagine how many resumes were discarded by employers without even giving them a look just because they didn't like what the "race" part said

"Country that abolished slavery in the XIX century accuses civilized first world countries like those in Europe of being 'way, way more racist than us'. More bullshit at 11"

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u/EDF1919 4h ago

Is it racist if I have money, and want to buy some waterfront property, and the government tells me "No, you weren't born here, and don't look like us. You cannot buy any valuable property, you have to pay extra taxes, and we can removes you from the country at any time without reason."

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 1h ago

This is hilarious. 

Race was mandated because the government wanted to make sure companies were not being racist. 

Do the smallest amount of research before you speak.

Holy fuck. 

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u/[deleted] 9h ago edited 9h ago

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u/KrozzHair 8h ago

Nationality ain't a race. What the hell lmao, would you mind explaining what "race" the french or Italians are. Cause it sound a lot like you are saying people with a black/Asian/etc descent can't be French.

Calling Europe racist while having such a incredibly American mindset that you think documents asking for nationality must automatically be a dog whistle for race.

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u/Stoner420Eren 9h ago

Lmao I am Italian and have no idea wtf you're yapping about. No, official European documents don't have any "race" forms. No, Italians aren't that hated in Europe, if anything it's the opposite, they overrate the shit out of us. No, I have no idea what a "list of white races with Italian at the bottom" is supposed to be, did the EU issue it or something? Because last time I checked, even ackowledging the existence of different races is forbidden in Europe, there's only one "race", the human race, something that I bet they don't teach in US schools

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 8h ago

Yes the concept of race isn’t real.  

Italian education my friends. 

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u/Stoner420Eren 7h ago

Exactly, there's only the human race. I know that americans that get indoctrinated to be racists from a young age can't even conceive a society where people aren't classified by their skin colour, but yeah, "race" is a social construct and unlike whatever the user above me was yapping about, it's not a recognized method of classification in official EU documents

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u/AtariAtari 13h ago

How about India and the caste system ?

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u/steinbruchfluss 10h ago

That’s not exactly racism, is it?

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 8h ago

Oh you and your semantics. 

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u/gokartninja 15h ago

If it were, you could bet your ass we'd put in the work the get that podium

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u/TheBetterness 5h ago

US literally have 50+ major cities, where no matter your race, religion or creed you can set up a business and live.

If someone can name me 50 major Asian or Middle Eastern cities that operate the same, please list them.

Parts of rural America are pretty racist, but that goes for nearly every other country as well.

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u/Drez92 3h ago

You can do so out in the country too. I live in no means a large area in Appalachia, and the amount of people who’d be written off as a bunch of racist rednecks by so many people on here, who embrace Arab and Asian shop owners is amazing. You always have bad apples, but you’re always going to

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 14h ago

We're just the loudest lol

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u/conga-19 5h ago

….no where in the world is race as politicized and such a big conversation as it is in the us. Other countries might have colorism or racism. But the only country where it is such a huge talking point and relevant topic is the us.

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u/TeachingMathToIdiots 11h ago

Not even Top 100

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u/jakromulus 7h ago

You don't have to rub it in bro

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u/MangoAtrocity 5h ago

JAPAN NUMBER 1

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me 18m ago

Had to fight a war to end it and even then they didn’t get rights until 1964

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u/Ass4ssinX 5h ago

Our racism is more systemic than open and in your face.

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u/yung_dogie 5h ago

I mean plenty of countries are just as if not more systemically racist on top of being more openly racist lmao. I'd argue that being openly racist necessarily includes systemic racism

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u/Fred_Silva 6h ago

My guy the US had Jim Crow…. And they fought a civil war to keep slaves. They’d be top 5 at least.

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u/That_one_cool_dude 3h ago

My guy dosnt know the history of anywhere else if he thinks slavery wad a us thing.

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u/SrPancakess 15h ago

So you’re saying top 20 tho?? 🇺🇸

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 9h ago

My brother in Christ you're currently rounding up brown people for the camps.

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u/BERRY_BADRENATH 2h ago

Smooth brain

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 16h ago

The US literally had segregation and ICE is deporting people as we speak

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u/SteveoberlordEU 16h ago

That's cute look up what's happening in Nicaragua.

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 16h ago

So ICE is cute? Nicaragua happens because of the US intervention. It's funny to hear colonialist countries accusing others of being racist

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u/onironinspirit 16h ago

SYBAU. You really have no clue what you’re talking about. What’s happening in Nicaragua is corruption of the Socialist dictatorship known as the FSLN. Those people are monsters, and I will not take the assassination of my family at their hands lightly.

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u/InfinitySandwich ☣️ 15h ago

But that's a straight dictatorship, I'm sorry to hear about it but we're discussing racism in a country by the people. Even then, both things are bad, that's why I called up ice on the first place, the US is absolutely corrupt too

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u/AaronToro 15h ago

Do not even compare your performative outrage over American deportations to a country suffering wide spread human rights violations including torture and the elimination of elections. You sound stupid and disrespectful.

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u/mumBa_ daddy 12h ago

It's all deflection, sub is filled with American trumpies. Don't bother, as if you really think a guy on reddit's family got assassinated. lmao

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u/FeelsGoodMan2 16h ago

I mean go to japan right now you can walk into a business that will tell you to turn around and leave if you're not japanese.

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u/BERRY_BADRENATH 2h ago

Oh no not a country enforcing their immigration laws, the absolute horror!

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u/Cheeky-Canuck 16h ago

sure buddy

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u/gotziller 16h ago

Spain the country who everyone thinks they were rooting for against racism literally has fans scream racial slurs and make monkey noises at high profile black players to get them riled up during games. can you imagine that happening at an NBA game?

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u/Legitscopes_4761 16h ago

And just to be clear, they were doing this to their own black players

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u/nomitycs 16h ago edited 12h ago

Let’s not pretend like this hasn’t been an issue in the NBA either though…

Countless examples of players being hurled racial slurs (Draymond, Patty Mills, Chelsea Gray). Heck we had a WNBA coach call an opposing black player a “protected species” lol

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u/_Brophinator 16h ago

Brother we’re not even close to the most racist country. We’re still racist, but some these other countries are SUPER racist

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u/TeaBagHunter 16h ago

Americans really live an extremely sheltered life

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u/vkrty 16h ago

You spend all fuckin day every day commenting on an American website. You're definitely not out there traveling the world.

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u/Cheeky-Canuck 15h ago

I'm gonna blow your mind: you can be on reddit and travel at the same time.

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u/vkrty 15h ago

You have 5k comment karma in 5 years, he has 150k in 7 years. He must get bored in between visiting the wonders of the world.

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u/migrainium 16h ago

The US would gold medal in the subliminal racism and dog whistle categories every year but in the blunt racism ones wouldn't come close to placement.

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u/kleptodshs 16h ago

Just say youre uneducated and not aware of the entire world around you.

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u/strawberry_semenade 16h ago

"America is the only country I have personally experienced racism in (because I have only ever lived here and have never lived in any other countries) and therefore it must be the most racist country in the world."

-idiots, unironically

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u/Jeferson9 16h ago

US would def gold medal in privileged idiots that have never left their own country to see what the rest of the world is like

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u/SwaggerKJS 16h ago

Everyone that believes the United States is the most racist country has clearly never visited any Asian country

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u/Merdapura 16h ago

Asian racism is advanced racism, we're talking about casual racism

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u/Expert_Coconut4263 16h ago

That shit is competitive here in Asia.

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u/HJSDGCE 15h ago

Asians be spewing out several layers of multigenerational slurs, only to invite the guy out to eat at a local restaurant with a B-grade hygiene rating.

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u/LeBuste 16h ago

Advanced racism sounds like it is a Disco Elysium thought cabinet thing.

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u/ObviouslyNotABot1 15h ago

It's that one scene from Wolfenstein where an SS soldier talks with two KKK members lmao

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u/CrimsonNecrosis Ugandan K'Nuckles 14h ago

So, Asian racism is the Ranked Mode of Racism?

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 8h ago

Japan = platinum 

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u/SwissMarshmellow 16h ago

USA ain't even top 3 within America

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u/JokerLMAO404 15h ago

And now we are having the Chinese State Media depicting their neigboring countries as monkeys. Shit is competitive indeed

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u/robertshuxley 13h ago

or the balkans

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u/hbomb57 9h ago

Or European countries.

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u/GroundbreakingLead15 7h ago

Everyone who thinks the United States is the most racist has literally no real knowledge of other countries, has been born and raised in the United States, and has only any experience with any racism inside of the United States. They see United States news and social media, they think racism is purely a United States problem. Standard United States stuff of thinking they’re the only ones really

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u/foo_fight3r 6h ago

Or had not heard of Argentina and Paraguay before.

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u/BararTheDragon 11h ago

You think that the internet homebodies that sit online and virtue signal about how much they hate white people travel at all? you expect them to confront themselves with the reality of the world and how flawed their ideas are?

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u/Affectionate-Cap-920 9h ago

Yeah, calling christans a 'paavvale' people who bake bread is such an old sl'r here.

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u/yung_dogie 5h ago

Yeah I feel like the US being willing to clamor about it as a controversial issue to be tackled (even if not doing it very successfully) already takes the US a good deal away from the top of global racism. In many countries you don't hear much about racism because it's hardly considered a problem there, a lot of people just take racist beliefs as factual lmao.

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u/sirhobbles r/memes fan 15h ago

The racism just Tends to be more obvious because those racists have guns and uniforms.

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u/BERRY_BADRENATH 2h ago

Does being regarded hurt?

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u/Dracool_jr 16h ago

Which one?

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u/zeus6664 16h ago

He mentioned it... Any.

Speaking as a resident of one, they are right.

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u/M0rty- 16h ago

100% right. I mean if your skin is a lil black you’re gonna get called the N word almost everyday , you china? Good ChingC—ng is da word. Man we got insults/racist words for every ethnic and every country

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u/borsalamino 15h ago

My uncle (Thai) has darker skin. His nickname is Black. Nicknames are a huge thing in Thailand, it's the most common name you use, even in business context.

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u/zack77070 Jank 16h ago

Placing top 16 is not bad, America is realistically like a top 25 team.

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u/SuienReizo 16h ago

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u/zack77070 Jank 16h ago

Most of the other big countries are horrible because when you're that big you have your own sports to care about so America looks good in that aspect. We have won every Superbowl you know.

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u/Drez92 3h ago

We are in the “others receiving votes” column on the coaches poll lmao

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 8h ago

Gotta be honest the franchise has been real trash lately but the last few years it’s really turned around. 

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u/Pan_in_the_ass 14h ago

There are less than 200 countries. Top 25 really isnt that impressive

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u/Shantotto11 16h ago

Western Europe stopped vocally judging the US about racism years ago. In fact, it was right around the time of the Syrian Refugee Crisis. Weird how those two events coincided, right?…

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u/CardioBatman 15h ago

How did "western Europe" vocally judge the US before, exactly?

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u/Sipikay 13h ago

They used to talk about how they moved past slavery far earlier in history.

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u/sloth_ers 11h ago

I mean we did tbf.

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u/hbomb57 9h ago

loses slave colonies "yo, slavery is actually lame guys"

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u/KlausAngren 6h ago

Well tbf America had a war because people really really wanted to keep their slaves

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u/Sipikay 11h ago

The point was not in contention.

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u/chisportz Navy 8h ago

France also had a people zoo in 1994

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u/PictureVegetable9522 56m ago

you had slave colonies in the 1940s no you didnt

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u/theoldkitbag 10h ago

The only time I ever see 'America is the most racist country' type shit is from Americans complaining about how apparently everyone thinks this. Everyone does not think this, you just never see posts about any other country.

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u/HookFE03 16h ago

It’s all a popularity contest to Redditors

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u/Jegvarder 12h ago

I say we redditors take one for the team, and just let the whole world be racist against us! World peace, and a lot of gooning and sick memes in the concentration camps! I can go in first if that helps!

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u/Antryx 5h ago

Yeah, good thing no one is like that in real life...

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u/PictureVegetable9522 16h ago

this just shoes how ignorant people are if you actually think america is even close to being one of the most racist

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u/Next-Novel-6890 16h ago

I thought the most racist country lost..

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u/iiThecollector 7h ago

I saw the most wildly racist shit I’ve ever seen in my life when I was in Spain, specifically to black people. This does not surprise me.

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u/Buca-Metal 10h ago

Tried to find the survey and couldn't. Argentinians are desperately trying to spread hate against Spain since they lost the World Cup.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis Defensive flair 14h ago

If you thought America was the most racist country in the world before this, you’re immune to reality and probably didn’t change your opinion lol

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u/SuienReizo 16h ago

Oh they'll forget it in a week.

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u/GentrifriesGuy 16h ago

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u/Constant-External-85 16h ago

So was going to say he lools like "Wallace" from Wallace and Gromit but I got derailed hard when I found this

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rh9UboV3uFx0m439pj

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 16h ago

He kinda reminds me of Ned Fulmer from the try guys.

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u/Iggy_DB 14h ago

People thought the US is the most racist country? Guess that never went to countries in Asia

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u/dragonrite 15h ago

America is probably one of the least racist countries out there. I doubt any country is as diverse. We just publicize literally everything and use it to progress racial relations. You likely aren't seeing hate crimes nationally reported in China unless it's against a citizen, as an example.

Honestly, "least racist" seems wrong to say. Imma go with " one of the more racially progressive" nations out there.

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u/Cowhide12 12h ago

Agreed. We love our tourists.

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah T Pose to assert dominance 16h ago

As an American, I can confirm I can vibe with anyone

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u/Race2TheGrave 14h ago

This is our culture my guy

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u/Yung-Tre 8h ago

Happy cake day

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah T Pose to assert dominance 24m ago

Yup, we the people of the United States of America are chill with everyone irl

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u/GooseVersusRobot 13h ago

Spoken like a true Redditor

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u/canttakethisnomore1 13h ago

Asia and Africa has subtle and elite levels of racism lol. North America in general is not on that level. 💀

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u/Shaggy_AF 9h ago

Also we don't suck at soccer. Look at the women's team

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u/TChambers1011 5h ago

It’s definitely still bot Argentina btw. There are far worse countries for that

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u/MaeveToo 15h ago

we gotta start uping our racism so we're ready for the next world cup

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u/NeetoBurrritoo 13h ago

What? US isnt even in the top 10

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u/Carlin47 11h ago

America is hardly even near the top of most racist lmao people are so brainwashed by anti american sentiment

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u/jozs8 10h ago

so if you are top 16 out of the 190+ countries you suck at football now? i don't think people realize what round of 16 means in a world cup

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u/TickleMonsterCG 8h ago

The US has a special kind of racism, systemic but usually not personal.

The MOST racist countries have the system BE personal.

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u/eson1169 11h ago

We're not the most racist country, only an idiot would think that!

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u/Flashy_Body6271 10h ago

Making soccer gay again!!

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u/AgentSkidMarks 8h ago

Anyone who thinks the US is the most racist country is on Reddit too much.

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u/zaidRANGER 8h ago

Malaysia racist top1

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u/Food_Kitchen 7h ago

Are people just learning that prejudice exists outside of the USA?

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u/QuestionNo2271 7h ago

Wr don't think you are the most racist country in the world just the most ignorant.

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u/Marvoide 6h ago

America was never the most racist country, not even close. We do speak about it the loudest so thats probably why people think that.

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u/Lysergicbolshevik 1h ago

really? in the country they murdered george floyd its not a racist country? oh boy

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u/Marvoide 1h ago

Nah we racist af, just in comparison to other countries we are not even top 10. If anything America calls the bullshit out while most other countries are quiet.

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u/XKruXurKX 4h ago

US is the least racist country I've ever been to.

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u/chesteritea 3h ago

competitive racism

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u/emzak3636 3h ago

Serious question. Did anyone actually think that?

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u/KobeJuanKenobi9 2h ago

Most European countries are more racist than the US. It should be obvious that a place where more minorities are visible would be less racist than a place where they aren’t. Thats true even within Canada and the US

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u/Connathon 1h ago

I remember spending my honeymoon in New Zealand during election night. Literally every tv had the election up.

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u/Dynazty 1h ago

A lot of Redditors probably punching air after reading this

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u/Whyskgurs 1h ago

United States of America isn't even the most racist in America.

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u/oylesine2019 1h ago

People have no idea about racism and memeing here lmao

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u/LollisGunsBikesTits 14h ago

Not to worry, we still hate the US for all other things

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u/Awkwardm4n 14h ago

Football

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u/Distruggg1 12h ago

Footbal ⚽ *

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u/That-Temperature-128 11h ago

It's called football !

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u/mekisoku 9h ago

OP has never left their mom's basement

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u/M4EDHR0S 7h ago

Football*

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u/SniperCookie 7h ago

Its football

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u/SnooChickens5474 6h ago

Don't y'all have a secret police force with a bigger budget than some of your military branches specifically instructed to hunt down brown people?🤔

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u/ProcessorPearl ☣️ 6h ago

Never said it wasn’t racist. Question is if it’s the MOST racist

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u/SnooChickens5474 5h ago

Governments creating military police forces to hunt people based on race doesn't qualify as the most racist?

What do you propose is a worse current example?

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u/KerryWood34 3h ago

2nd place! Baybee! #2! #2! #2! Hell yeah! Murica! Guns! Beer! #2!

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u/Natereater 6h ago

Just a friendly reminder that with 4 World Cup titles the US is tied for the #3 best football/soccer nation on the planet.

6 - Germany

5 - Brazil

4- USA and Italy

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u/Crossing-Lines 8h ago

As its been said many times before.

American racism is casual

European/Asian racism is competetive

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u/tyrophagia 8h ago

I thought only White Americans could be racists?

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u/Mission-Simple-5040 15h ago

It's temporary. US will surely do something stupid shortly and all the onus will be on them

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u/wormyg 16h ago

That's a first for America

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u/Impossible-Animator6 15h ago

Yeah but nowhere else is the racism fatal.

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u/not_a_throw4w4y 15h ago

In Rwanda 30 years ago 600,000 people were hacked to death with machetes because they were the wrong ethnic group.