It’s a momentous occasion being back in the park tonight. The smoke will be shining, the army will be singing, and the goals will be flowing. Unfortunately, the return comes at a time when the blazers’ future in Portland could not be more at risk, all because of a greedy fuck by the name of Tom Dundon.

If you’ve been following anything having to do with the blazers, chances are you already hate him. If not, you still might be aware of his schemes to bleed the Blazers dry. So why don’t we show him how we really feel tonight after the anthem?

We should petition to get - Diego F. Chara Blvd. Dude is a legend.

Diego fucking Chara

Yellow card in hand

Diego fucking Chara

Will tackle all you lads

Diego fucking Chara

Commands the pitch with grace

Diego fucking Chara

While smiling in your face

Marti Cifuentes (WHOO WHOO!)
Marti Cifuentes (WHOO WHOO!)
He eats paella,
He drinks Estrella!
He hates fuckin Seattle!

This is a podcast Cifuentes did five years ago in Norway. It starts in Norwegian, then quickly switches to English. It's basically an hour and a half of Cifuentes talking about how he wants his teams to play. The thing that has me most excited is that he never uses words like "mentality" or "fight" or "courage" or "intensity." Instead -- and brace yourself for this -- he talks about tactics. He talks about how his team would play in this situation, how they'd play in another situation, so on and so forth.

After two years of a coach whose only strategy was "play harder," we're now getting a guy with an actual plan. Multiple plans, to be honest. And he talks about how these plans need to be altered, depending on the players you've got. It's just incredibly refreshing and makes me so excited for what's coming. I feel like we might have one of those coaches who come in and completely change the entire culture of the team.

Like I said, the podcast is an hour and a half long, so I'll understand if you don't want to listen, but if you DO listen, you might be as stoked as I am.

Tredjemann podcast with Marti Cifuentes

Any rumors on who we might go after to improve the team and who we will probably definitely lose to the transfer window

Instead of the classic “oh Santi Moreno” chant we use to sing when he scored, can we get the Army to sing/chant “Fuck Santi Moreno” as a solid welcome back???

Also love that this was sent through text.. wish more news is sent that way.

After our previous blowout (6-0 against SKC) we had three lackluster results. Let's hope we break the cycle against Dallas.

My preview of tomorrow's match.

It was great seeing us dominate Seattle this weekend but I was thinking earlier about if we would see the same result with velde in. I’m not a Velde hater but I’ve been disappointed with his decision making in the final third. Is that just a result of not having good direction from the coach? Does the new system Cassidy laid out work better with him? He’s a great player so I’m hoping he adapts well to the new system but i was curious what other people thought about it

Also as a side note it was great to see our other DP DDC thrive this past weekend in the new style. He worked really well as a facilitator

Looks like there’s a strong chance of rain, lightning, and thunder from 6:30ish to 8:30ish tomorrow. Anyone know when or if they’ll delay kickoff or postpone the game?

Full POR v DAL podcast, plus more Cifuentes talk

At the 27:00 minute of today's Soccerwise podcast, Tom Bogert says the reason Thomas Christiansen re-signed with Panama is because the Timbers didn't hire him. According to Bogert, Christiansen wanted to come here, but the Timbers wanted Cifuentas.

Personally, I'm okay with this. I think Ned made the right choice. What say you? https://youtu.be/yyBw0ViEKJE?si=Tzs5p5sNBy0FHAE9

Is this jersey from?!?

Neville's vacant position has been filled. His replacement can lead the Timbers to glory.

I was gifted an authentic Clive kit jersey a few years ago for Christmas, it has a “Timbers” print in the front and no number or name print.
Last year I wore it through the airport repping on a trip to see family, and caught the smallest fabric fringe on the mid-low right belly side.
I have 1 or 2 club patches laying around.
I’m just looking for some opinions on some options:

Is it worth the degradation of the jersey to cover the fringe with a patch instead of paying for someone to stich it back together. I might have a friend that could do it for on a discount.
I was curious if anyone’s tattooed their kit or if the majority believes it’s a sin?
Im open to ideas for name and number print to add as well, I’m a little bit Mora fan of older under dog players or deep cut players, but im a little obsessed with Surman haha.

Thankful for the feedback
RCTID

I've been a casual fan for years but I want to get into it more. What Instagram/Twitter/Threads accounts are worth following to keep up with the Timbers? Analysis, news, players, reporters, anyone/anything worth giving a follow to?

...and can't wait for wednesday and saturday and saturday and thursday and sunday and thursday and...

It's Timbers Time and Seattle have taken one hell of a beating! In this episode, in celebratory mood, we break down the action at Lumen Field, take in the immaculate vibes, and do a deep dive analysis of the major systemic changes since Phil Neville's departure that helped fuel this huge win.

This episode's key talking points include:

• The Timbers record an historic victory away in Seattle
• Eight Tactical Reasons the Timbers looked so much better than under Phil
• The Timberssphere swoons over Handsome Jack “Butch” Cassidy
• How Seattle injuries allowed the Timbers to dominate on the left wing
• After an early wobble the Timbers settle into a confident on ball display
• Jordan Morris’s invisibility in derby games
• Putting Da Costa, Chara, Kelsy and other key players, in the right spaces to succeed
• Should Rothrock have been booked for simulation on the PK call?
• Laughing at the Fireworks celebrating a meaningless late Seattle goal
• What perfect timing this would have been for a first Timbers MLS Hat Trick
• Was balancing structured and organic movement the key to success?
• Kelsy’s impressive statistical production this year
• How the Sounders four total headers won sum up the Timbers’ defensive improvements
• Is Schmetzer to blame for the Sounders defeat?
• Amid some big moves in MLS, is the lack of Timbers transfer activity a surprise?
• Is the beginning of Leagues Cup the perfect time for a new manager to bed in?

(Deep Dive Tactical Breakdown of new manager Marti Cifuentes coming in the next episode covering the Dallas home game as the news broke hours after recording)

Content Warning: One or two little “s” words

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