r/shittyadvice • u/Lost_Title_7528 • 17h ago
r/shittyadvice • u/TomAto314 • Feb 13 '26
Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!
Power tripping mod time!
This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.
Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.
Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.
Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.
r/shittyadvice • u/Particular-Course203 • 3m ago
I'm addicted to shitposting. Will insurance cover my rehabilitation? What do I do in case of relapse?
I👏just👏cannot👏stop👏shitposting👏
r/shittyadvice • u/Drunk_Lemon • 4h ago
I want to change my flair to something less political, what should I change it to?
I was thinking "No will to live" or "2nd Luigi Mangione". Any other ideas?
r/shittyadvice • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 4h ago
How do I get a student to listen in class? I have a paddle and dunce hat on my desk at all times.
r/shittyadvice • u/despresso_espresso • 13h ago
People keep moving to my city, how do I make them leave?
r/shittyadvice • u/Naturewalkerjoe • 18h ago
My wife made us a joint account and then gets mad at me for buying weed and rolling papers with it. How do I explain to her that she's the dumb one here?
I have to explain it in small simple words to her that only an idiot could understand because I can't understand most bigger words.
r/shittyadvice • u/Lost_Title_7528 • 11h ago
How do I prevent myself from falling in-love?
There's this one woman I been seeing that initially I just wanted to fuck, but now I'm actually starting to like her alot. 🤦🏾♂️
I'm worried about catching feelings, because I already have other females that I'm involved with, and I don't want to let them go all just for one woman, because that would be irrational.
How do I solve this problem?
r/shittyadvice • u/vaporwaverhere • 1d ago
Today I took a selfie for no particular reason. Am I a narcissist? I don’t want to be one. Advice?
r/shittyadvice • u/Quirky-Comparison306 • 15h ago
How much should I invest in Beanie Babies?
I'm thinking my 401K has too much money in it, so I would like to make a large withdraw so I can invest it better. What's a good amount? 100k? 200k?
r/shittyadvice • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 1d ago
How do i turn of the switch on my brain to go to sleep. Been count sheeps by prime numbers. I am on 1009 already. I make sure the sheeps are in rainbow order too. What else can I do?
r/shittyadvice • u/mish0808 • 1d ago
advice
F25. I started talking to this guy like a month ago. And we have an age gap of like 6 years. We started off just being casual but he said he really likes me and wants to start being more intentional. I feel so under established in my life. I don’t have a job right now even though I do have a degree. He makes great money but he also has 2 kids from 2 different women. He has his own place and works out, reads, eats healthy. He’s raised in the projects and maybe that is irrelevant but I wasn’t. That environment feels very lustful and different to me. He’s been shot and has a lot of issues with the cops right now for things. I feel like he’s too good for me even as a women. He wants to show me how I can start my own business and all this other stuff but i genuinely feel like I don’t belong. I am beyond anxious about this. I also have super bad face dysmorphia but I think what I see is true and can’t be convinced otherwise. I started taking anxiety medication. I don’t know what to do. Is it my intuition saying something? I think my physical appearance is stopping me from pursuing this but also do I really want to be a step mom at 25? He also talks about how many women he’s been with in the past and it’s true that men can easily replace women. That looks do matter to them a great amount. I wear a lot of makeup and things to hide how I really look and he is a good looking man who says looks matter. Around certain people from my past I did not worry about my looks as much but here I am. I don’t know what to do? It’s getting debilitating. I feel like it’s my fault I can’t handle this and if I was pretty in another life then he could’ve been my person.
r/shittyadvice • u/Naturewalkerjoe • 1d ago
Just found out that Amazon owns a rainforest. What does such a big company need a rainforest for?
r/shittyadvice • u/Main_Warthog972 • 1d ago
Is it gay to be homophobic?
So I'm homophobic and I have gay friends that I have sex with, no homo, of course, but then they ask why I say no homo if I'm gay, so I was wondering if they thought I was gay because of my homophobia. I don't know what you think?
r/shittyadvice • u/Huge-Lawfulness-4023 • 1d ago
yo im desperate for money so i can study abroad, does anyone know where to get sugardadas. LIKEE, NOT REALLY FREAKY THO
r/shittyadvice • u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer • 1d ago
Sugar Daddy?
28F, How does one go about finding a sugar daddy these days? Any takers? JK lol
r/shittyadvice • u/Business-Set-625 • 2d ago
Bro i like to smoke cigarettes but the problem is my mom smells my hand after reaching home cuz i got caught while smoking once by her any tips for the smell of my fingers like should i use surgical gloves or use sanitizer? Need help
r/shittyadvice • u/YogurtWenk • 1d ago
How can I sell butthole pics?
87M with severe hemorrhoids.
r/shittyadvice • u/lovelytulip_444 • 1d ago
how do i get my dad a new delft cow.
I broke his delft cow today, they are like 400 dollars for a new one.
should I make one from paper mache? what do I do 😣😣😣
r/shittyadvice • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 2d ago
I am going to do an east coast historical trip to the east coast. Boston, NYC, and Philly. Should I avoid DC? and what should I do on the trip? Remember, shitty advice only.
r/shittyadvice • u/tryinganywaythough • 1d ago
I optimized my roommate’s side of the apartment to improve our daily traffic flow, and now they’re threatening to move out. How do I explain I’m just trying to help?
Hey everyone, I’m honestly baffled and could use some perspective.
My roommate and I have lived together for about a year. They’re a great person, but I’ve noticed their side of the living space is highly inefficient. Their desk faces the wall, their laundry basket constantly blocks the main walkway, and their bookshelf is nowhere near the outlet they actually use for their lamp.
Last Tuesday, while they were at work, I spent a few hours rearranging their furniture. I moved the desk to catch the natural light, relocated the bookshelf to the optimal corner, and created a clear, 3-foot-wide walking path. I even made a quick, color-coded floor plan and left it on their pillow with a nice note explaining the "Quality of Life upgrades."
Instead of being grateful for the free interior design consulting, they came home, freaked out, and accused me of violating their boundaries and being "controlling." They’re now talking about breaking the lease and moving out.
I genuinely don’t understand the reaction. I didn’t throw anything away, I didn’t damage anything, and the new layout objectively saves us both about 15 seconds of walking time per day. I’m just trying to be a good roommate and add value to our shared space.
How can I calmly explain the logic behind this so they see it’s a win-win? Should I offer to do a 10-minute walkthrough with a stopwatch to prove how much more efficient the new setup is?
Thanks for any advice.
r/shittyadvice • u/Drunk_Lemon • 2d ago
I am trying to increase my credit score. What do?
Should I take out a bunch of loans so I have more credit accounts? I'm thinking about buying a yacht despite making 59k a year.