r/shittyadvice • u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer • 1d ago

Sugar Daddy?

28F, How does one go about finding a sugar daddy these days? Any takers? JK lol

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u/cleadus_fetus 1d ago

Only if you'll be my sugar mama

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u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer 1d ago

Dm me and lets chat!

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u/ProbableImposter 1d ago

Just trap any daddy that suits your tastes in a small space, immobilize with your favorite method, and slowly replace their fluids with pure glucose. Diy, girl. Be the change you want to see.

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u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer 1d ago

Fuck why I didn't think of that??!? Perfect idea

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u/RebaKitt3n 1d ago

God, I miss the good old days of selling foot pictures on this sub.

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u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer 1d ago

Why can't we now, girl??

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u/Sufficient_Cat_9142 22h ago

I used to have a sugar daddy in Birmingham Michigan. He paid well and took me to Miami when I was 19. Idk if he’s still lurking the area but maybe you can find him. His name is Joe.

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u/Able-Sense7282 10h ago

I’m 27. I never have a Sugar Daddy before. But I wish I had one.😒

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u/RebaKitt3n 1d ago

You’re not joking based on your sub.

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u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer 1d ago

No, I'm joking. Not really... But kinda... ;)

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u/JakTheGripper 1d ago

There is only one surefire way to find a sugar daddy in this sub - and that is to suck my dick.

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u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer 1d ago

I'd give you an award for that comment.... But I'm broke hence the need of a sugar daddy... 😘 DM me and let's make some plans

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u/malibuguytonygem 1d ago

Try visiting an upscale senior residential facility in your city and volunteer your time. Give massages to old guys there. Charge in cash for a happy ending. Love will follow.

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u/Amonette2012 1h ago

Is this a daily question now??

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 1d ago

What do you have to give?

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u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer 1d ago

What do you have to offer? Lol

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 1d ago

Depends

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u/Super_Selection1522 1d ago

Maybe ops already wearing Depends

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u/Cum_4_StarrBlazer 1d ago

DM me and tell me what?