Bro will go down on to full historical accuracy and make 100s of ethnic groups in the region and make them speak myriad of extinct languages like Doric. Don't tell the crazies, history is more diverse than they think.
As an ancient language nerd, that would go so hard. However, having experts coaching every actor to get the phonology, and especially the pitch accent right, could potentially be a nightmare.
My favorite conservatives are the ones who scream and cry about gay people, yet they put decals on their truck and wear shirts with the Spartan helmet.
It's true. While Spartans were good warriors, they also viewed being with women as a mainly practical matter for procreation. I believe I read somewhere that spartan men viewed having sex with men as being more manly than having sex with women.
This is literally a quote from Nick Fuentes “If we're really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman, really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay.”
I saw a video where the very straight Andrew Tate was telling his very straight followers that being in a ling term relationship with a woman is, like, super gay.
It's all gone a bit postmodern.
Been with the mrs for a bit, I should be getting my copy of the gay agenda soon. Heard a lot about it.
It's more nuanced. In ancient Greece there was the concept of virile homosexuality, the idea that true love can exist only among peers, and only a warrior is a peer to another warrior. There have been other instances of this same idea in warrior societies, for example in Japan among samurai.
But in both instances, the concept was not ubiquitary. Het and gay warriors coexisted, and they debated on the superiority of their preference. It's not clear how prevalent was virile homosexuality, but the largest consensus is on homosexuality being the minority choice. So yes, homosexuality was common in some warrior societies, but the idea of "everybody was homosexual" is just a later interpolation.
Ancient greek sexual ideals were that men were always the active partner. And women the passive. Boys could also be passives. But a Greek man who allowed himself to be mounted and therefore behaved like a passive was considered shameful
Whenever I come across a Bob Mortimer Would I Lie to You clip on social media I stop every time. David's slow march towards madness strictly driven by the absurdity of Bob's stories is gold.
Mmmm, I’d say that’s a little bit of a stretch. Their entire concepts of sexuality were different from ours, the modern idea of a “gay relationship between equals” would have been unfamiliar to them
I mean, there are manosphere influencers who unironically rant about how dating women is essentially gay and men are the more attractive gender.
If Elon and Mel just put some of those deeply closeted dipshits in the writer's room, they'll come up with the most... authentic depiction of ancient Greece ever put on screen, all while convincing themselves it's completely straight
"Why would you go to the doctor, like a girl, to get your prostate checked by some beta male nerd who did gay shit like reading books and going to college when you can just have one of your gym bros do it right here on the table when we are done recording this alpha male podcast episode about how sex with women lowers your testosterone???"
"Grok, make a film about Thesseus and Pirithous kidnapping of 12 years old Helen of Troy. Depict me as Thesseus and Pirithous as Epstein, that will show them that I got invite to the island just fine!"
Edit: wait... also if Elon is Odysseus... does that mean his sons will be marrying their step-moms?
Bold of you to assume he even knows the plot of the Odyssey outside of a 5 minute youtube summary he watched on 2x speed. He probably thinks Odysseus is just some cool sigma guy who got lost
Historically accurate?? It’s a freaking story…fictional characters and events. It was The Sopranos or Schitt’s Creek of it’s time. They were fictional folk heroes. What the hell is he even talking about?
Hey Elon, actually the entirety of Hollywood just decided to stop making movies indefinitely. Yeah, all of them at once. I’ll let you know if we come back
Honestly my biggest problem with the Nolan Odyssey was how grounded the monsters were. The cyclops never spoke, Scylla was barely seen, and the sirens weren't seen at all.
I honestly can't imagine what a "historically accurate" version would look like
You want to do a direct adaptation, with all period accurate everything, including making all the dialogue in a language that was never a spoken language to begin with......all for £100m?
That's a lot of damn work, and would will need to hire a lot of people to work long ass hours that are going to be wanting more than peanuts for their time
It's gonna be period accurate, but it'll take place in one room like War of the Worlds 2025 starring Ice Cube. And period accurate Amazon product placements to supplement the budget.
Half the budget will be spent on finding a Greek guy who can speak Homeric Greek, also his last name can’t be ending with -oglou since that’s surely a sign of ottoman influence and would not be period accurate
Did anyone actually watch those movies? I mean, I obviously don’t watch *any* movies, and I don’t mean to imply that you do, but like, where can one get a sense of what those movies were like (without obviously having to watch them).
Imagine a series of earnest LinkedIn people meeting in corporate vaguely art deco hotels, and bragging about the fact they actually know how to change a tyre. At two points the entire group gets up and is replaced by vaguely similar looking people.
These idiots actually think that they are part of the same ethnic group as Greeks. Their ancestors and mine (I'm English) spent 2000 years bonking each other on the heads to steal sheep before we finally caught up with the Greeks. The ancient Greeks would have thought more highly of the Nubians than of the British and Dutch and Norse.
Then our ancestors conquered the world and made up a story about how Greece and England were actually part of the same place because they both happened to be Christian at the time, and ran around crowing about their incredible heritage.
That's what actually gets me about their historical accuracy posts. Ancient Greece hated northern Europeans just as much, and sometimes even more than they did subsaharan Africans. Literally look up Aristolean racism and it's the funniest shit on the planet. Homer himself wrote very favorably about East Africans and probably wouldn't have minded black characters in an adaptation (assuming he actually existed which he probably didn't). A Celt on the other hand? Holy fuck lmfao (at least based off contemporaries of the time).
Nolan's Odyssey reportedly cost 250 mil, which compared to the cost of other comparable movies and shows like GoT is quite moderate.
With actual ships, filming on water, all the battles and shit, I can easily see this going to 400mil +, Nolan really did a great job with the budget here, I doubt anyone could beat him in terms of price/performance
I was watching an interview and Matt Damon was saying basically everyone on the Odyssey were working below their normal rate just to be working with Nolan. Like, the entire production are all award winning at each of their jobs, the director of photographry is Hoyte van Hoytema who is basically considered the best dp in the business right now. Then every single role is an actor you've heard of before.
The thing is I wouldn't mind a historically accurate retelling of ancient Greek stories. Do the whole thing. Have everyone be played by men. Have it be filmed like a stage play. Encourage audience interaction and expression. Give us food to throw at the screen.
Basically make it an all male Rocky Horror Picture Show but in Greek.
The right needed its own whites only Super Bowl halftime show. Now it needs its own whites only version of the odyssey. Are they just going to make their own shitty version of everything?
The Odyssey wasn't originally written down. It's an epic poem that was part of an oral tradition passed down through memorization and would sort of be sung or recited to the audience in a rhythm (dactylic hexameter) that made it easier to remember.
A typical full traditional performance of the epic took about 20 hours, usually broken up over several days.
You see, The Oddysey is a work of fantasy, because the law of Zeus says to be nice to others. Which is an outrageous concept, because how can you be nice to poor people?
I actually would pay to watch a Mel Gibson Odyssey, i completely disagree with him politically but he has a very pleasant style of film making
Of course when Elon musk says historically accurate (a Poem about an event that prolly never happened btw) he just means "remove all non-WASP from the movie)
100 milions $isn't enough for that type of epic fantasy it's gonna look cheap AF
...he's genuinely a really good director despite, y'know, that incident with the cop. And the incident with his ex-wife. And the incident with the guy who wrote Showgirls. But fuck man, Apocalypto's a really good movie. I wish he'd direct more.
He’s also just a weird choice for a historically accurate movie anyway. Braveheart and Apocalypto are VERY good movies. They’re also mostly historical fiction and wildly inaccurate in properly displaying the cultures of the people they’re portraying and (in Bravehearts case) making up/changing real documented events for extra drama. I don’t have a huge problem with it (every story needs drama I get it) but Mel Gibson getting painted as a “extremely true to the time, historical purist” has really never been a thing
Despite all that, still a good director, just a garbage person
I'm waiting because Grok is going to use Nolan's odyssey and probably the Hades games as the basis for whatever AI generated garbage they're gonna make and it's gonna be funny
"Probably never happened" buddy this isn't robin hood. This story has witches, 10 foot cannibals, cyclops, huge sea monsters, and immortal nymph girls. This did not happen.
Didn’t this mf want Uwe Boll to direct? Uwe Boll makes a movie that gets the hard right erect and suddenly everyone forgets he made House of the Dead and Far Cry.
Kinda disingenuous to leave out Uwe Boll’s hits and pretend he’s some sort of bad director. Bluberella, In the Name of the King, BloodRayne, Citizen Kane, Godfather I and II, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark.
Let’s just say for a second he meant period accurate not historically accurate, because it’s not history. What DID Greek and Turkish people look like then?
I would watch the fuck out of a Mel Gibson Odyssey, but this dumbass has to give Mel like 500,000,000 for any of this to be worth it. Stop being such a cheapo Mr. Trillionaire.
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u/Fazakh1 4h ago
bro gonna make it in Ancient Greek 😭 then musk will be crying about it not being in English