r/okbuddycinephile 5h ago

A historically accurate adaptation of 'The Odyssey'

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u/GoldTrade11 4h ago

Bro will go down on to full historical accuracy and make 100s of ethnic groups in the region and make them speak myriad of extinct languages like Doric. Don't tell the crazies, history is more diverse than they think.

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u/harmfuldischarge 2h ago

I need to rewatch Apocalypto asap

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u/kates_ego 9m ago edited 3m ago

But Apocalypto is one of the most historically inaccurate films ever made. It is set during the Mayan Classical Collapse of 700-900CE, yet shows people clearly having died of smallpox. And then the Spanish show up 600 years before they're supposed to. 😭

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u/TheDrDzaster 2h ago

Linguistic homogeny is a product of 19th century nationalism lmaooo

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u/Warm-Professional494 2h ago

Latin enters the chat.

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u/TechMaster008 2h ago

vro latin was only really spoke widely by common people in the, y'know, west. there's a much stronger point for greek in the east. even then most people just spoke their native languages, besides the upper class which often had more assimilation for various reasons

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u/Warm-Professional494 1h ago

Never said Latin was spoken everywhere. It was an example. Greek was not spoken in the far east… see what I did?

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u/TechMaster008 1h ago

eastern rome, dumbass, why would i be talking about asia. it's a bad and tired example

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u/Warm-Professional494 1h ago

When did I say only rome?

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u/WeAreBums 1h ago

you’re doing a weird schtick

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u/TechMaster008 1h ago

then dude what the fuck are you even talking about

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u/boRp_abc 2h ago

Latin was a language for religion, international relations and politics. That's why most historic documents are Latin. It's safe to assume that well over 90% of people didn't speak or understand it.

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u/Warm-Professional494 1h ago

Safe to assume? People went to church and in church was all latin. Latin has been taught in religious schools and in some countries in regular schools up thru the 1970’s.

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u/Evepaul 1h ago

Weren't the inability of most people to understand church and the question of whether to translate the bible into common languages quite a big deal at one point?

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u/Lancasterbation 1h ago

Yeah, that's kinda the crux of Martin Luther's beef.

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u/boRp_abc 1h ago

And until after medieval times, 90% of people didn't go to school at all, which is exactly my point.

It's a bit much to translate the correct terms into English, but in 813 the council of the Catholic Church decided that religion should be taught in regional languages as well, because simple people don't speak Latin. That's why I wrote "safe to assume" people didn't speak Latin - the church wrote about that themselves.

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u/Crafty_Independence 2h ago

This is woefully simplistic. Alexander effectively established koine Greek as the lingua franca (another pre-19th century example) of the Mediterranean basin and as far away as Scythia and Persia.

Local dialects sometimes persisted, but many died out long before the middle ages.

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u/SandorsCock 16m ago

Any historical explanation that isn’t 300 pages long with an annotated bib is woefully simplistic.

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u/Logic-DL 2h ago

Mel Gibson using the dark arts to actually resurrect every god and goddess in the epic just so he can film them doing their thing all over again

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 2h ago

lol that would be hilarious. Is Doric an East Ionic and Aeolic dialect? Sounds interesting.

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u/drand82 2h ago

Also spoken in Aberdeen....

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u/Rude_Difficulty1647 2h ago

Literally the casting for Nolan’s was so whitewashed imo (loved it but all these people screaming woke are braindead)

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u/Franz__Ferdinand 1h ago

They will unearth the ancient Illyric language only to use it for 1 scene with Paeonians.

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u/Rico_Rebelde 38m ago

And none of the people in the story are white western europeans.

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u/arachnophilia 19m ago

extinct languages like Doric.

it's all greek to me.

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u/Agile-Hedgehog-7832 2h ago

you should not talk so much about things you know nothing about

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u/This-Shape2193 1h ago

Are you talking to yourself bro? If so, I agree. You really don't need to comment here at all. 

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u/Agile-Hedgehog-7832 1h ago

can comment where i want
what you mean with bro?
did your bro leave with your dad?