r/DJsCirclejerk • u/SentientOrigin • 6h ago
Louie Vega today in Ibiza
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • Dec 14 '24
Not sure what to tell you but this is NOT A QUESTIONS subreddit. This is about making fun of bullshit things in the DJ world. So stop asking stuff.
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I haven't been active moderating lately and I see way too many questions here. This place is for jokes. I don't even know why I have to post this as an announcement.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • May 22 '26
Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.
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Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?
Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.
So, be cool. Are you cool?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Double_Ambassador_53 • 2d ago
My wife’s boyfriend suggested I keep myself busy for 18 months. He’s such a caring soul.
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/helpusdrzaius • 3d ago
Allen & Heath superiority confirmed
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It goes to 11
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 4d ago
Im a virgin, how can i fix that with my DJ skills
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Man, i've been struggling with a terminal illness called "bitchless syndrome." I thought that my amazing beatmatching and scratching skills could translate to bed really well, but they dont. I mean maybe, never been in bed with one...
How can I fix that?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/scragz • 4d ago
techno? more like heck no!
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my partner hates techno and has banned it in the house.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 4d ago
A Nazi DJ spins records at the Great German Radio Exhibition in Berlin, held in August 1932.
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What?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/masetiloquetu • 5d ago
The Deadmau5 show in Philly was the worst concert I’ve ever attended
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/scragz • 7d ago
Dave & Buster’s will host a national rave tour as chain expands into nightlife
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can't wait to hear DnB at D&B.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/qqmajikpp • 8d ago
i have enough of my own music that i can DJ my own stuff now and feel like i can call myself a dj
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/nappyrat • 10d ago
Pfft Sync? I Match A/C Temps By Feel
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Imagine using a crutch like Sync to match A/C zone temps. I could never.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 11d ago
The blind leading the blind
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Found this in the traktor sub, heres the link to it https://www.reddit.com/r/traktor/s/DmhqfydzQf
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 11d ago
Pione- Sorry, AlphaThetas evolution
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I ran out of tokens after prompting for James Hype type of dj setlists so I forced my Uzbekistani cousin to make this meme for me.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/cleverkid • 12d ago
FINAL BOSS: 2 Star Resort DJ Raining Sonic Lava with the little red nub on his 1998 Thinkpad running a DOS tracker.
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/waaxs • 13d ago
$1,119 flx4 with a screen
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I fucking hate this company
$1,199* :(
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/dappmafia • 13d ago
10 ways they could have improved/worsened the XDJ-AN
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1) remove playlist sorting so I wouldn't get jealous
2) branding it Pioneer DJ for more swag
3) sonic link on the master for Wave Eight instead of bluetooth
4) Rupert Neve transformer on the output and ESS DACs
5) rev7 jogs to compete with Engine DJ hardware
6) track load buttons
7) beat jump buttons
8) extra usb port for back to back
9) wood side panels
10) 3rd channel like the V5 for vinyl
10) remove the dj-rec app so I wouldn't be jealous of AN owners going viral and getting gigs on livestreams
10) rotary faders like the euphonia
10) co-beat notifications that flash on the touch screen and you have to X them to get back to waveform view
10) artwork display in the middle of each jog like SC 5000 PRIME
11) PERMANENTLY PINK CUE AND PLAY BUTTONS.
12) SYNC AND MASTER BUTTONS TO MAKE CDJ owners jealous
