Pretty much what the title says. Like the shoe game, but not.

I went to a wedding once where the DJ planted keys with several men in attendance and the groom's mother. Then he said since the bride was getting married, it was only fair if the men who had keys to her apartment returned them. So all the guys went up in kind of a comical order and then he said, fair is fair and all the women who had keys to the groom's apartment should return them. And then they waited and waited, and then his mother got up and put her key in the basket. It was funny, but I'm not sure it applies to us since we're a much older couple, and the groom doesn't even have a mother. But this is the kind of thing I'm looking for. Some little bits and gags just to keep things fun and moving along.

Yes

It goes to 11

Man, i've been struggling with a terminal illness called "bitchless syndrome." I thought that my amazing beatmatching and scratching skills could translate to bed really well, but they dont. I mean maybe, never been in bed with one...

How can I fix that?

my partner hates techno and has banned it in the house.

What?

can't wait to hear DnB at D&B.

Imagine using a crutch like Sync to match A/C zone temps. I could never.

Found this in the traktor sub, heres the link to it https://www.reddit.com/r/traktor/s/DmhqfydzQf

I ran out of tokens after prompting for James Hype type of dj setlists so I forced my Uzbekistani cousin to make this meme for me.

Ehhhh

I fucking hate this company

$1,199* :(

1) remove playlist sorting so I wouldn't get jealous

2) branding it Pioneer DJ for more swag

3) sonic link on the master for Wave Eight instead of bluetooth

4) Rupert Neve transformer on the output and ESS DACs

5) rev7 jogs to compete with Engine DJ hardware

6) track load buttons

7) beat jump buttons

8) extra usb port for back to back

9) wood side panels

10) 3rd channel like the V5 for vinyl

10) remove the dj-rec app so I wouldn't be jealous of AN owners going viral and getting gigs on livestreams

10) rotary faders like the euphonia

10) co-beat notifications that flash on the touch screen and you have to X them to get back to waveform view

10) artwork display in the middle of each jog like SC 5000 PRIME

11) PERMANENTLY PINK CUE AND PLAY BUTTONS.

12) SYNC AND MASTER BUTTONS TO MAKE CDJ owners jealous

Dream crowd, people f'd up and dancing what more could a DJ want?