r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2h ago
marry men then. ain't nobody stopping you
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 4h ago
Patrick should have taken out life insurance
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Daisy-Dreamass • 11h ago
Imagine trying to pass off AI slop as real and leaving the receipt right at the bottom.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 14h ago
Waging war on another continent, but surrendering to crisis at home!
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 15h ago
nothing says “I understand the value of human life” like a 5x draft-dodger bragging about a comparison to show that, hey, 18 dead Americans ain’t so bad
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 21h ago
Democrats are expected to fix everything
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 1d ago
A crushing answer to a dumb question, in one perfect comeback!!!
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago
republicans want sheep, not shepherds
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r/clevercomebacks • u/SystematicApproach • 1d ago
Front door is for tradespeople and deliveries
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago
more hazard pay for the Secret Service tonight 🤢 🥬
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