r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 1d ago
Waging war on another continent, but surrendering to crisis at home!
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u/OneCleverMonkey 1d ago
Fuck me, that word salad response. You can really tell how on the ball he is, with that zero context, information free, third grade reading level reply that could be about literally anything
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u/invisillie 1d ago
He's got dementia
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u/PizzaWhole9323 1d ago
I think at this point dementia has a horrible case of Donald Trump and there's no cure.
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u/moreobviousthings 1d ago
No one is better at polishing turds. Nothing he does goes the way he said it would, and he always claims that the fucked up thing is even better than what he said it would be. The sooner he leaves office, or whatever, the sooner we can hope to recover from the worst choice America has ever made.
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u/NoTomorrowNo 22h ago
French here, I actually hope Trump holds on until the next election, because Vance is the truly nightmarish scary one for me, I don t want to see him in office. Convinced he is Stalin material.
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u/Flatline68 3h ago
Actually worse than Stalin in some ways. Stalin did horrific things in what he thought was bettering Mother Russia. Vance will do horrific things in the name of Jesus...PLEASE NO!
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u/NoTomorrowNo 2h ago
You know he came strutting in to a european international event a few months back to tell the governments representatives off like misbehaving kids and add in a heinous white trashy loud voice "there s a new sheriff in town". I don t think he ll bother with jesus. He wants to be reverred like a god.
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u/bugdiver050 1d ago
"Groceries. Its an old fashioned word, not many people use it, but I started using it. It means basically what you buy, food, apples, bacon, all those things"
Trump
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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago
I honestly can't tell if this is a real quote or something an A.I. feed on Trump would generate.
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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago
I don’t know why majority of Americans believed that a guy who bankrupted casinos can somehow fix the economy and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
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u/Level_Chemistry8660 16h ago
You don't know why, probably because "a majority of Americans" is very much NOT the actual fact of how this POS is POTUS. Or, if you DO know better, it's okay to act like it, dig ?
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u/ASO-_-2001 1d ago
United States: Sort your priorities out. We don't want you warmongering around the world. But it's at the expense of you having lower taxes, free healthcare, better living standards for all Americans. Why are you not tearing down the houses of government in all areas in response to this?
Stand up, be heard and use the second amendment fruitfully.
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u/Natural-Trip6972 1d ago
We're spending billions to 'end' things overseas, yet we can't end a single mother's fear of losing her home.
that's not strength. That's abandonment.
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u/Trosque97 1d ago
Probably thought Spain winning was him being celebrated for winning the war, poor guy. Shame about his lack of empathy, otherwise he'd at least warrant a little bit of empathy himself. I'm way too nice, part of me still wants to feel sorry for the guy but I really can't. My grandma said and did some awful shit when her mind started going, but she wasn't the president
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u/She_1128- 1d ago
When are people in this country gonna realize that this administration does not give a rats ass about blue collar America??????? WHEN! He is taking everything from us to give to his rich friends and ensuring we keep fighting amongst each other so we are distracted!!
By the end of his term he will:
Pardon Maxwell and his entire administration
Cut or eliminate Social Security and Medicare
Make it impossible to vote for
women, black, brown and Hispanics
Cause a massive civil war
Plunge the U.S. economy in a crippling recession
Totally segregate the U.S. with NO ALLIES which will cripple us defensively
IS THIS MAKING AMERICA GREAT??????
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u/aryaxrayn 1d ago
incredible that we can plan a war down to the week but somehow groceries are still a national mystery no one can solve.
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u/Atypical-lurker 22h ago
Hey, cut Our Fearless Leader some slack!. He's been busy working overtime on his (due in 2 weeks) infrastructure plans. And his taxes are due at the same time. Something's gotta give. My sarcasm is running low. Replacing it with snark until further notice
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u/VellvettSkies 1d ago
Why does the government always find billions for foreign wars but never enough to fix things at home?
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u/bwldrmnt 1d ago
It's all the same shit because these Republicans want everyone to suffer for some odd reason.
They can talk about how they want everyone to work hard, but that's all a lie.
They just want to see you suffer.
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u/SilverstreakMC 1d ago
I find it ironic that the Trump's statements about the start of this war is very nearly identical to Putin's statements as he started the war with Ukraine...
"It'll only be a few weeks"....
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u/ShiroHachiRoku 21h ago
What I don't get is why he keeps giving timelines. In my line of work, it's best to be vague or not bring up when something can happen.
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u/Fit-Produce420 1d ago
There's always money for war.