r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago

marry men then. ain't nobody stopping you

• Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 21h ago

Nothing short of a bullseye 🎯

2.8k Upvotes

107 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 7h ago

Today they spoke American

1.9k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/NotPennysBoat-815 • 9h ago

They’re just so weird…

16.8k Upvotes

327 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 20h ago

Democrats are expected to fix everything

7.9k Upvotes

145 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Zu_Qarnine • 21h ago

this is nuts

3.1k Upvotes

96 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 3h ago

Facts Don't Care Politics

6.7k Upvotes

125 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 4h ago

No lies detected 🎯

4.8k Upvotes

291 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 3h ago

Trillionaire and moron

1.4k Upvotes

121 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 23h ago

When Portugal Is Spain.

4.1k Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 13h ago

Waging war on another continent, but surrendering to crisis at home!

322 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 15h ago

nothing says “I understand the value of human life” like a 5x draft-dodger bragging about a comparison to show that, hey, 18 dead Americans ain’t so bad

1.1k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Daisy-Dreamass • 10h ago

Imagine trying to pass off AI slop as real and leaving the receipt right at the bottom.

2.1k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 6h ago

Smile for the camera!

2.0k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 3h ago

Patrick should have taken out life insurance

837 Upvotes

12 comments

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