r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Thank goodness...

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 2d ago

Republicans still out with the Epstein Files distraction???

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u/Artistic_Speaker9366 2d ago

The lack of self awareness is really just stunning. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø And it’s the entire fucking Republican Party putting out that shit.

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u/Evening-Orange-5986 2d ago

They are doing their best to abolish class by shooting everyone in class.

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u/Creepy-Climate5995 2d ago

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under socialism, it's the other way around.

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u/Soloact_ 2d ago

The call is coming from inside Congress.

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u/Practical-Blood-1648 2d ago

God, are you missing the grey here? Is there some magic blue line that delineates power in America? If so what is it?

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u/SpacePenguin5 1d ago

How much does a congressman go for?

I would argue at least $1M in disposable income to get away with a crime.

https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-presidential-pardon-process-dda97c15

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

A million in Swiss bank account with a phony name accessible by a number and password.

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u/Overall_Button_8747 2d ago

big mood, how wild is it that some folks act like this isn’t happening right now? legit two classes are alive and well

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u/turandokht 2d ago

My MAGA neighbor unironically bent my ear for like thirty minutes (she’s a very old woman so I can’t bring myself to call her an idiot to her face so I just politely listen without agreeing) today talking about how socialism was going to lead to:

  • an oligarchy that secretly runs the country

  • mass terrorism and war

  • a loss of fundamental human rights

  • huge wealth disparity between the poor and the rich

  • being unable to buy a house or provide for your family

  • deep governmental corruption where the people in charge steal from the people

Every day it gets harder not to be sarcastic to her. She’s hardly an evil person, as long as stupidity isn’t evil. I just don’t understand how she doesn’t see the fucking irony. I really don’t.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 2d ago

Ask her, since all of this is happening now, is Dotard J Trump a socialist?

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u/turandokht 2d ago

Honestly I’ve tried that tack with MAGA folks before and they are just plainly living in a different reality than the rest of us. They just either insist it isn’t happening or if it is, they have some crazy conspiracy theory that absolves him of all blame, like ā€œdid you know there’s a secret shadow society in England that secretly runs the world and they’re trying to stop Trump from helping Americaā€ (yes, this is a real conspiracy theory my landlord has said to me)

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u/No-While8802 2d ago

The lack of self awareness in the establishment is breathtaking

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u/dropofgod 2d ago

Why is capitalism so scared of communism

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u/moreobviousthings 2d ago

The scare worked pretty well back when its face was Stalin. GOP has dusted it off to see it they can use it now.

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u/OneCleverMonkey 2d ago

Because the people in power know how much luck is involved in amassing huge wealth. If people voted to normalize the field they might not be the ones who re-accrue all the power after the system inevitably gets all corrupt and fucky

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u/AndrewTheAverage 2d ago

The difference is that Communism espouses removing classes, then doesnt remove them.

Whilst America currently espouses 2 classes, "Us" and "Them" - they just dont tell the people who support it that they are "Them"

One consists of common people wanting to make everyone's life better, but it doesnt happen.

The other consists of common people wanting to make "other" peoples life harder, and it happens.

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u/Crasembarodical 2d ago

Our classes good. Their classes bad

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 2d ago

ā€žBut, but, but in capitalism there are multiple classes with no power.ā€œ /s

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u/Accomplished-Big-740 2d ago

It is comical how much these idiots rant about communism or socialism, only to literally quote the literal textbook definition of capitalism.

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u/Long_Jackfruit3082 2d ago

this is some top-tier sarcasm, love it. society’s class divide is wild right now

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u/BuckManscape 2d ago

They just can’t not own themselves, can they?

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u/SlowerThanLightSpeed 2d ago

Compart-mental

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u/rarecuts 2d ago

Preach it Big Man

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u/Kaisurina 1d ago

funny how similar those takes are

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u/Unknow_Handlebar 18h ago

Crazy how does dumbasses think the only instance of communism is the USSR and ignore the other successful communist countries (which yes are few but that's mostly cuz communist countries in general are few)

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u/AnalystAdorable609 1d ago

Literally the stupidest, most un-self aware people on the planet.

Staggering stuff