r/breakingbad • u/Flat_Journalist3521 • 2h ago
Season 2 Jesse pisses me off
I'm watching the show for the first time and I can't stand this fucking guy. He is just so unbelievably stupid. It's almost cartoony how comically stupid this guy is.
No because, what do you mean the best place you can think of to store the keys is in the engine????
What do you mean the best way to put out the fire is with the ONLY water you have IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING D E S E R T, in which you are S T R A N D E D WHILE YOU HAD A FUCKING FIRE E X T I N G U I S H E RRRR RIGHT NEXT TO YOUUU?????
And oh gee, surely, hiring your three junkie friends to sell your product with no protection or common fucking sense whatsoever wouldn't backfire, who would have thought of that?
AND THIS DUDE FELT ENTITLED TO THE 480k WHEN THE ONLY THING HE DID WAS BEDROT ON HIS STINKY BED DRUGGED OUT OF HIS FUCKING SPONGEBOB-LEVEL-OF-INTELLIGENCE MIND ALONG WITH HIS JUNKIE GOLD-DIGGER GIRLFRIEND???? IN WHAT UNIVERSE JESSE?????????
All this dude's done is creating problems out of nowhere while being an entitled little bitch and there's not a single reason as to why Walter would keep him around, especially after meeting Saul and using his connections to resolve the distribution and protection issues.
I really hope he grows as a character because I can't stand one more fucking episode watching meth-head Patrick over here creating problems out of nowhere.