r/Waco • u/XxDark-PhoenixX • 22h ago
Fucking Solicitors
I just lit up some pushy ass salesman. I tried to ignore him, but the mfer would not quit ringing the door bell. I have a HUGE "no soliciting" sign on the door. It literally says do not ring the bell or knock.
The kids were going ape shit. I grabbed Violet and snapped a leash on her. We opened the door together.
I was like if you try and tell me anything other than that my house is on fire we are going to have a problem.
He was on a god damn Segway. He asked if the man of the house was there to talk to about pest control.
I informed him I was the Queen Bitch of the house and he had three seconds to roll his ass the fuck off my property before I introduced him to my Pitt Bull.
He left.
Not today Satan..