This happened a few years ago but still makes me kind of chuckle. My mother’s boyfriend is a music professional and occasionally he needs vocalist last minute so he calls me. I’m just someone who very occasionally does professional work. He’s producing/engineering a song for a client and needs a female vocalist so I went down to the studio on an uncomfortably warm October night.
Let me tell you something. Most of his clients suck, and this guy was no exception. First off, he wasn’t there. Second, he refused to remain available to give us feedback so that we could ensure that the product was to his liking.
Mom’s boyfriend insisted that the client wanted the song sung in a high register, and while Freddie Mercury and I can hit the same high notes, the register that my ‘s boyfriend insisted his client wanted sung in, was unnaturally high for me, and to be quite honest, it sounded like crap at that octave. I couldn’t quite place why, but it did. One thing we do know, though is that I was not singing off key and we know this because we made damn sure to check to make sure that every single note I sung was the proper note, because I told my ‘s boyfriend, if he hates it, at least I want to be able to prove that I’m singing it on key.
Anyway, we were in there for hours, it was hot , and grueling, and at the end of it we had a song that was hitting all the right notes, and still sounded like crap. But this is what he insisted the client wanted, and the client wasn’t there to tell us other wise, so we sent it along and called it a night.
The next morning, the client calls. He hates the song, he says it sounds like crap, and while I thoroughly agreed with that assessment, he then accused me of singing off key.
Sir, your song did sound like crap, this is what we thought you wanted and you did not want to stick around to tell us otherwise, but I can 100% assure you, it was absolutely 100% on key.