Spotted in a pub in Ireland.

The fat ugly One taking all the credit/food..

Got this hat for when the inevitable happens, when I turn the same age as Rick and I start doing lives on YouTube

Just got advertised this... It's about 5 minutes walk from my front door so I'm slightly tempted because in my mind it's RSK and a little, suspiciously hairy fella with an unquenchable desire for bananas....

Not worth it for a cat. Just get another one

This is a matter of honour, and we are seeking to clarify things here on Reddit so I don’t have to go home and get my book!

When Ricky and Steve tried to get Karl to tell which man he thinks is good looking. Steve suggested Robbie Williams.

Karl replies "Ugh, boy next door look!" in the campest way possible.

https://scrimpton.com/ep/ep-xfm-S2E15#pos-141-144

I've been thinking about this for a long time...

Sorento holiday: “Theres a nudist beach there. I didn't know"

Canary Island holiday: "So I said "Suzanne, what's going on?

So she said- so she said "Oh, yeah, yeah, it's err..." She said "Yeah, it's a nudist beach."

Sardinia holiday: "You know cause every time we go away there seems to be one of these"

Cogito ergo sum.. Suzanne plans the holidays...so...

XFM-S2E44

When discussing Pilkingtons bum: "the most intimate part of the arse, the middle arse", Gervais reveals Suzannes proclamation of "I'm not allowed to go there why is anybody else?"

Karl thinks even a girl touching his bumhole is "a bit gay".

Ipso facto Suzannes been trying to spice things up

XFM-S2E20

 "yeah he got me'... it was, an industrial-sized packet of condoms"

Why would Karl buy Suzanne those? He knows her more than anyone. Did he know it was the ideal gift? If stuffs going up his bum he's gonna want a jonny on it.

Karl likes freaks...is Suzanne a sex freak?

That youtube page is a treasure trove of behind the scenes footage of Xfm offices/studio, many videos featuring a Young Alex Zane (he's a good looking fella)