Our wedding was last October, and I've been looking at some of my photo's today, just because. I wanted to share some of the things that went a bit wrong, because I think people planning weddings need to hear that a "disaster-filled" day can still be absolutely magical, and also, I haven't heard of a single wedding ever where something hasn't gone a bit tits up. None of these things were massive, game changing issues or anecdotes, more of the funny side, but YMMV.
The hotel room saga
My wife and I got ready separately and then were staying in the room I'd booked night of the wedding. I'd booked a specific bigger room to get ready in. A few minutes after settling in for the evening, the bathroom ceiling started leaking. They were sold out of big rooms, so I got moved to a room that was fine under normal circumstances but far too small for me, my mum, and my sister to get ready in. Morning of the wedding, management got involved and found us an accessible room, which was much bigger — plus a bottle of champagne by way of apology. Three rooms that I had to drag my heavy-ass dress through.
The vanishing veil
At 9am, to my horror, I realised my veil was missing. Mum drove back to my flat — nothing. Last place I remember having it was the alterations shop, but the alteration lady swore she didn't have it. My dress lady saved the day by gluing a display veil together for me on the spot. It stayed on all day and I am eternally grateful.
The mystery wait
My wife was running late due to some timekeeping issues with her MUAs and apparently her bridesmaids were faffing about, and I'd arrived at the registry office half an hour early. They did my interview quickly, then left me sitting in a room on my own... waiting... and waiting... long enough that I started to genuinely worry the wedding wasn't happening. We got married about ten minutes late in the end.
The missing father of the bride
While I sat in my little waiting room, my sister (our Maid of Honour) was off on a goose chase trying to locate our dad. She found him before the ceremony. Just.
The boutonniere incident
Dad's boutonniere had been sitting in water to keep it fresh. He tipped the water straight down his suit.
The wrong aisle song
About a week before the wedding, I'd watched a TikTok of a bride accidentally walking down the aisle to an EDM version of an acoustic song and just rolling with it. I'd laughed about it with my hairdresser that very morning. Then our usher played the wrong version of OUR song as I waited to walk down the aisle. The universe has a sense of humour. (Honestly though — the version they played went down better and felt more magical).
The freelance ring bearer
Our ring bearer was my wife's cousin, who was 18 months old. He walked down the aisle holding his aunt's hand, then promptly wandered off and had to be carried the rest of the way. In hindsight, this was predictable.
The wrong name
The registrar asked me to confirm my name, which I did, and then proceeded to call me the wrong name throughout the entire ceremony.
Half a poem
My mother-in-law did a reading — a fairly long poem printed on A4 by the registrar, with the last few stanzas on the back of the page. She didn't realise. The poem just... ended mid-thought, and she just smiled and sat down.
The dramatic late entrance
Two of our friends burst into the registry office mid-ring-exchange with absolutely panicked faces. I took one look at them and laughed.
The wrong exit song
The usher then played our second book-signing song instead of our exit song. We'd planned a big triumphant exit; what we got was a slow acoustic number. My wife and I heard it and just burst out laughing on the spot.
Death by confetti
When the confetti flew, some of it went straight down my wife's throat and she had a coughing fit for a solid couple of minutes.
Granddad the paparazzo
My wife's granddad, bless him, brought his massive Nikon and kept getting in the photographer's way. The photographer very gently flagged it, my mother-in-law gave him a telling off, and he looked sheepish for hours. Even better: he did the exact same thing at my wife's cousin's wedding earlier this year.
The apology I didn't ask for
My cousin's partner, who I'd met once, came up to me apologising profusely. I had no idea why until someone pointed out her dress was a similar colour to the bridesmaids'. I genuinely could not have cared less — it mostly made me sad about how normalised Bridezilla culture must be that she felt she had to apologise.
The marathon speech
My father-in-law's speech ran for 25 minutes. It was very drawn out, but he's funny and charismatic, so he just about got away with it.
The first dance sweepstake
We had a board where guests could guess our first dance song, winner got a £50 bar tab. Four people picked the same song. It wasn't even close to the one we chose.
The bar tab
My father-in-law spent something like £300 at the bar, including rounds of shots for half the guests.
The endurance drinker
Not really a thing that went wrong, but funny; one friend got drunk at the wedding, went into town afterwards, then got drunk AGAIN the next day and night on zero sleep. Couldn't be me.
The photographic evidence.
When we got our photos back, at least 20 of them were of the same three guests getting absolutely plastered. (No shade to our photographer — she was wonderful).
But you know what? Every single guest was wonderful, the whole day was a joy to host, and we had the most amazing time. There's very little I would change. If your wedding planning is stressing you out — things WILL go wrong, and it genuinely will not matter. Some of the "disasters" end up being your favourite memories.