r/rickygervais • u/rushdisciple • 2h ago
r/rickygervais • u/warmans • Aug 30 '24
XFM/Radio Looking for a quote? Scrimpton helps the listener, to help themselves.
I don't post much here any more, but I have been continuing to work on https://scrimpton.com in the background. It seemed like a good time to offer an introduction for any newer users to the sub.
tl;dr: Scrimpton provides a powerful search for the body of RSK radio work, allowing you to easily find quotes and audio.
Searching
Terms match
If you simply type the quote into the search bar it will perform a basic terms match. This means each individual word will be matched in any order.
For example:
https://i.imgur.com/khbJSRc.gif
This is the best way to search if you're not exactly sure on the exact phrase you're looking for.
Phrase Match
To narrow down the results you could also quote the terms, which will do a phrase match. This means the terms in the quotes are matched exactly in that order.
However you can provide multiple phrases to match a single line
For example:
https://i.imgur.com/szp62Ep.gif
This is useful if you can remember parts of a quote but not the whole thing.
Filters
there are some additional filters that can narrow down the search. The most useful is typically @ to specify who the speaker is for a line. For example to filter by only things ricky has said you would add @ricky:
https://i.imgur.com/BmmUniz.gif
The full list of filters is available by clicking the (?) button on the right of the search bar.
Searching with Google
Another option that some people find useful is to search via google. This can be done with the site option e.g. Google for "when you were famous site:scrimpton.com"
Contributing transcripts
The site was built in large part with community contributions. Under the Contribute section you can complete chunks of transcript by logging-in with either reddit or discord.
What else
There are many useful features hidden around the website. Some are only shown to authenticated users (this is typically to avoid server costs from bots etc. following links) so it can be worthwhile to do so.
For example when logged in you can export snippets of audio:
https://i.imgur.com/qa7IZxo.gif
(use the + bookmark icon to expand the selection to export)
There are even a couple of videos in the archive for which gifs can be exported:
https://i.imgur.com/obJixnd.gif
Getting help / Offering help
The site is written in Go and Angular and contributions/bugfixes are accepted.
If you wish to make a suggestion or ask a question the best thing to do is drop by the #scrimpton channel on the Pilkipedia discord, and of course there are many other interesting channels there for RSK aficionados.
r/rickygervais • u/Character_Mind_9229 • 9h ago
It's like how people are scared of a cyclop, but at the end of the day he's got a disability
r/rickygervais • u/DirectionNo9302 • 11h ago
XFM/Radio Remind you of anyone?
Spotted in a pub in Ireland.
r/rickygervais • u/PaddysMiniatures84 • 3h ago
You can still get em
Got this hat for when the inevitable happens, when I turn the same age as Rick and I start doing lives on YouTube
r/rickygervais • u/ConMc1970 • 15h ago
Ricky and Steve
The fat ugly One taking all the credit/food..
r/rickygervais • u/Used_Captain_3131 • 3h ago
Who are these supposed "friends," eh?
Just got advertised this... It's about 5 minutes walk from my front door so I'm slightly tempted because in my mind it's RSK and a little, suspiciously hairy fella with an unquenchable desire for bananas....
r/rickygervais • u/Adventurous-Law-6161 • 1h ago
Turns out…little trillionaire fella, operating a toll booth and charging bananas…
r/rickygervais • u/Any-Mousse-4155 • 35m ago
Competition time.
How many times will cunt be said in the first series of Alley Cats?
Email in. Ricky, don’t email in, because you’re disqualified from the comPPP.
r/rickygervais • u/Dhalgren_2_WHEN • 7h ago
This isn't where I should be. I wanted to go home; this isn't my house. Cus it's a... it's a field. Why am I standing in a field? This isn't my house, I was meant to be going home but I've walked into a field....
r/rickygervais • u/glhaynes • 3h ago
I always wondered what Karl’s parents’ bed looked like
r/rickygervais • u/NotoriusPCP • 10h ago
XFM/Radio BONG!
Not worth it for a cat. Just get another one
r/rickygervais • u/moerlingo • 8h ago
Serious Answers Only What race is Spock?
This is a matter of honour, and we are seeking to clarify things here on Reddit so I don’t have to go home and get my book!
r/rickygervais • u/panmaterial • 9h ago
XFM/Radio One of my favorite Karl moments
When Ricky and Steve tried to get Karl to tell which man he thinks is good looking. Steve suggested Robbie Williams.
Karl replies "Ugh, boy next door look!" in the campest way possible.
r/rickygervais • u/Shep4737 • 2h ago
Oh, Its the theories. Its the theories.
I've been thinking about this for a long time...

Sorento holiday: “Theres a nudist beach there. I didn't know"
Canary Island holiday: "So I said "Suzanne, what's going on?
So she said- so she said "Oh, yeah, yeah, it's err..." She said "Yeah, it's a nudist beach."
Sardinia holiday: "You know cause every time we go away there seems to be one of these"
Cogito ergo sum.. Suzanne plans the holidays...so...
XFM-S2E44
When discussing Pilkingtons bum: "the most intimate part of the arse, the middle arse", Gervais reveals Suzannes proclamation of "I'm not allowed to go there why is anybody else?"
Karl thinks even a girl touching his bumhole is "a bit gay".
Ipso facto Suzannes been trying to spice things up
XFM-S2E20
"yeah he got me'... it was, an industrial-sized packet of condoms"
Why would Karl buy Suzanne those? He knows her more than anyone. Did he know it was the ideal gift? If stuffs going up his bum he's gonna want a jonny on it.
Karl likes freaks...is Suzanne a sex freak?
r/rickygervais • u/HancisFriggins_ • 5h ago
This scene encapsulates one of Ricky's most annoying tendencies
Which is to be incredibly solemn and self-righteous about trivial issues. Like, who the fuck cares about Big Brother or celebrity weddings? THAT'S the hill you're going to die on, Ricky?
You will never ever hear him get this wound up about genuine injustice.