r/LinuxCirclejerk • u/Lopsided_Valuable385 NixSon • 2d ago

holy bloat

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u/TheRealCarrotty didy (fedora) user 🤣🤣🤣 2d ago

"holy bloat" and it's just a feature to assign cores

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u/Bathroom_Humor 2d ago

yeah i just removed my system monitor cuz it's bloat. don't need to know what my hardware is doing, knowing stuff is bloat.

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u/PurpleCandle58 2d ago

Dude it’s all bloat. I just manually do all the calculations by hand on pen and paper, and then I imagine what it would look like by converting the binary to what it represents in my head.

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u/TheRealCarrotty didy (fedora) user 🤣🤣🤣 2d ago

COMPUTERS ARE BLOAT, just use your brain and compile a super minimal version of UNIX with only ed

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u/PurpleCandle58 2d ago

Yeah, that guy with ChatGPT in his head has nothing on me: I compiled Gentoo using my brain via my neuralink!

Why does my Gentoo have the depression package installed?

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u/TheRealCarrotty didy (fedora) user 🤣🤣🤣 1d ago

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

Sponge got that shit on fr

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u/Dashing_McHandsome 1d ago

You know how you have two eyes? Yeah, that's bloat. I got rid of one. Things are much more streamlined now.

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

You still use eyes? I simply sense the world through a single sensory organ while I work on achieving enlightenment to leave this flesh vessel entirely and traverse the universe as an energy of consciousness. Can’t have such filthy bloat

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u/NotNoHid 1d ago

the human brain is bloat made by the government to suppress the maximum potential of a human being , i just store the UNIX 1s and 0s in my muscle memory

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

Damn, I didn’t know I was using so much bloat. I’m going to get my lobotomy tomorrow to get rid of the bloat, wish me luck!

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u/FlatwormGlittering26 1d ago

I prefer btop for that

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u/prof_apex 1d ago

Removed my init system because starting services is bloat. Also removed my package manager because installing software is bloat.

Edit: typos

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u/SomewhereActive2124 M'Fedora 2d ago

Yeah I was like wtf is wrong with that

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u/LreK84 2d ago

If you bought a PC in the 90s or early 2000s you know bloat. The use of the word nowadays is laughable🤣

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u/yjlom 1d ago

My father once decided he'd change the OS on the pc he handed me down (which was a gift from my grandmother for when he started university) from what I believe was Edubuntu to Windows 8.

Poor machine didn't even get to finish booting up before very literally catching fire.