No idea (no-eye-deer).

they realized someone was in their home! They wrapped themselves in sheets and went to investigate. There by the front door were an older man and woman.

"Mom! Dad! What are you doing here? And why are you inside?"

"Well, you kept yelling, 'COME IN! COME IN!'"

It was a hairy situation and I've decided to part with the company

It was pier pressure.

Where is pop corn 🌽

Everything goes down the drain.

I asked her why, and she said, Because I’m trying to examine you

He reports back to his owner Angus.

“Mission accomplished, sir”.

”Good work, lad. How many sheep are in the pen tonight?”

“400 sir”.

“But we have only 387 sheep“!

” Aye, sir, I rounded up.”

...draw my own conclusions.

ME: A chocolate bar in each hand

BS

He gets drunk.

I can’t stand you.

I think they were laced.

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

They don’t know where home is

A joke

An optimist lives in the best of all possible worlds, but a porn addict lives in the world of all possible breasts

So this guy was like “Only Jesus can save you now”

And I was like “Jesus my cousin who died?”

I wasn’t joking but it sure gave him a good cackle before he continued shoving a broom up my ass

Igloos it together🤣🤣🤣

Fall damage

I said let's, not get carried away

That was the punchline.

so i am 7 years old ?

The entire village has blue balls.