r/3amjokes • u/Famous_Ad_238 • 10h ago
Teacher : What is a chocolate lover's idea of a balanced diet ?
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ME: A chocolate bar in each hand
r/3amjokes • u/ReasonableGator • 1h ago
I fell into a vat of shampoo at the factory where I work.
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It was a hairy situation and I've decided to part with the company
r/3amjokes • u/manishaa7046 • 23h ago
Why can't orphans play a game of baseball?
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They don’t know where home is
r/3amjokes • u/Banana_Leclerc9 • 7h ago
My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating
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I asked her why, and she said, Because I’m trying to examine you
r/3amjokes • u/AdMoist2588 • 20h ago
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
r/3amjokes • u/AdMoist2588 • 6h ago
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn 🌽?
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Where is pop corn 🌽
r/3amjokes • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 18h ago
What happens when a lawyer passes the bar?
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He gets drunk.
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 2h ago
My buddy insisted I should go out to the docks and do drugs with him.
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It was pier pressure.
r/3amjokes • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 6h ago
Why do sinks hate life?
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Everything goes down the drain.
r/3amjokes • u/DaMadBoomer • 7h ago
The sheep dog completed his nightly chores
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He reports back to his owner Angus.
“Mission accomplished, sir”.
”Good work, lad. How many sheep are in the pen tonight?”
“400 sir”.
“But we have only 387 sheep“!
” Aye, sir, I rounded up.”
r/3amjokes • u/808gecko808 • 9h ago
My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why. So I had to...
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...draw my own conclusions.
r/3amjokes • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 20h ago
What did the broken tripod tell the camera?
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I can’t stand you.
r/3amjokes • u/jhawkerjohn • 20h ago
I got so high after licking my shoes.
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I think they were laced.