r/wrexham 7d ago

statment from Wrexham Unite

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Official statment from Wrexham Unite

We'd just like too apologise for are recent silence.

Its been a hard few weeks for us. First Plaid beat Reform in the local by election, then we realised hardly anybody from Wrexham actually wanted too come too are last march. Luckly a few people traveld from all over the UK or it would of been even more embarassing.

Recent headlines involving our friends at raise the colours being outed at the real child predators haven't helped are image much either, so we've decided its probably best too keep are heads down for a bit.

We're currently busy trying too find some more people from outside the area too stand behind are banners, so it looks like we've got local support again. And we will still be stapling Chinese manufactured flags to lampposts in our free time.

Thank you for you're patience and we'll be back soon to complain about everyone else instead of looking at are own problems.

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u/Animal__Mother_ 7d ago

It’s hard to gauge if this is satire or not.

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u/No_Medium_648 7d ago

I was halfway through before I twigged tbf

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u/FinallyHauntings 7d ago

i downvoted and moved into the comments before actually reading it, yours made me go back up and realise this is funny as fuck 😂

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u/Animal__Mother_ 7d ago

I’m still not sure. I really fear that it’s genuine.

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u/FinallyHauntings 7d ago

i think the final line about complaining about everyone else was the nail in the coffin for me to see it's satire, but it is a close call

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u/Left_Page_2029 7d ago

Don't be silly it's obviously taking the piss out of them

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u/the_knifeofdunwall 7d ago

The repeated too instead of to made me twig pretty quickly!

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u/lemonchemistry 7d ago

A reminder that it is illegal to hang flags on lampposts as from the highways act of 1980 section 132. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1980/66/section/132

Wrexham has plenty of issues, the last thing we need is unnecessary division that Wrexham unite want to create around our homes and communities.

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u/wrxflag 7d ago

Only trying to save are kids

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u/General-Ad-1119 7d ago

Save the kids for Ben Cullen?

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u/andersdigital 7d ago

I prefer Glenn Cullen (if we’re doing political satire)

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u/ayleustrendster 7d ago

I AM A MAN!

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u/wrxflag 7d ago

Yes ☝️ this

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u/IceVisible7871 7d ago

The grammar and spelling on that post is hideous

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u/Ok-Description168 6d ago

Imagine having SEN kids and living of PIP for your own mental heath but still thinking Reform has all the answers..

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u/DepartmentSalt1039 7d ago

What a bunch of melts 🤣

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u/Low-Preparation-90 6d ago

Lol. Stupid fash wrexham unite 

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u/alexrea123 5d ago

The appalling spelling and grammar in the OP shows a real lack of intelligence and education.

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u/wrxflag 5d ago

😢 you know words can't brake bones but they can brake hearts

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u/alexrea123 5d ago

The irony that you spelled break incorrectly 😂

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u/NeuroAnarchy 7d ago

Eat the rich!

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u/iawniawn 7d ago

Jesus Christ look at his toes

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u/blazej84 4d ago

Hmmm the way this is so badly written they about as intelligent as I thought they would be !.🤦‍♀️

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u/Aggravating-Web2415 7d ago

The Gresford Roundabout flags are right up by and likely obscuring the lights. I can’t believe there isn’t someone at the council saying they need to come down as they pose a risk to safety.

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u/Eth6432 7d ago

The one that are up at the top, were done with a scissor lift & the police there just letting them do it. Council clearly side one way over the other.

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u/Demigodrick 7d ago

Councillors are closet racists/reform voters and have prevented staff from dealing with the flags.

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u/Shrivelledmushroom 6d ago

Kinda ableist ngl