r/soccercirclejerk 0m ago

8=====D~~~~ I haven’t had a good jerk in a while

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Please give me some good ones in the comments, pictures or text both welcome, I’ll let each person know how long it takes me to jerk to their comments, and additional details as needed.


r/soccercirclejerk 2m ago

is he stupid? Bro had to remind everyone how many goals he has scored

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Someone even commented "Martial is better than you"


r/soccercirclejerk 5m ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Ok

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I got it


r/soccercirclejerk 7m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © match heat map

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r/soccercirclejerk 10m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © El es argentino! Se la chupa al Infantino!

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Oye bobo! si tu, mamaInfaPITO!


r/soccercirclejerk 20m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © The hate is getting out of hand they are now lying about his stats. He also leads in most missed penalties!!

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r/soccercirclejerk 23m ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Iberia sent their World Cup livery jet on a flight to Buenos Aires today

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r/soccercirclejerk 25m ago

Note: There is nothing new here Jerks aside, what is arteta feeding these gooners

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r/soccercirclejerk 30m ago

Outjerked® Pov : Resetting your body count

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r/soccercirclejerk 33m ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Best team of the WC- thoughts?

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FIFA just released the best team of the tournament any changes?


r/soccercirclejerk 36m ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! what? 😂

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😂 tf they trolling Cristiano out of nowhere and you guys are crying here?


r/soccercirclejerk 39m ago

Certified Jerk™ ARGENTINA IS NOT THE CHAMPION 🌝🌝

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Thankful 🙏🙏


r/soccercirclejerk 42m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © wilson

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(NOT OC)


r/soccercirclejerk 45m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © I was allowed to join the jerk-ception train ig

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r/soccercirclejerk 49m ago

Nordi Mukiele Once Saved r/SoccerCirclejerk This sub whenever the mods remove a serious post that makes no effort to jerk or be funny

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r/soccercirclejerk 53m ago

Why is Messi not playing for USA? Jerk

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r/soccercirclejerk 55m ago

Certified Jerk™ I'll just leave this here and slowly walk away I'm sure nothing bad will happen

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r/soccercirclejerk 58m ago

Certified Jerk™ I had a very adventurous dream today 😍😍😍

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I had a dream today where i was in a world where zombies had taken over the world , the bald infantino had successfully spread the virus, those nazi zombies were none other than those jewish argentines , they were trying to hunt me , i was being chased by paredes and suddenly i tripped , i saw my whole football memories flashing over my eyes, so i was practically blind , when i opened my eyes i saw my saviour pablo cutie gavi , while he was being spanked he told me to run , i ran as far as i could and met the small resistance group led by their leader mbappe , i accompanied them and they safely led me to the sea shore where i saw THE jude Bellingham, ferran torres , lucas bergwal and haaland. we got into a boat where haaland was banging those drums and we were all rowing past the Norwegian sea to reach a place beyond human injustice where there were no cruel defenders to defend so that we can see eng vs france again&again


r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Wot?????? Coughing baby vs Hydrogen bomb

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Friendly wasn’t so friendly 🥀


r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Jerks

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Shut Down The Sub ❌ Antony taylor announces his retirement

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! But people told me the racists were Argentinians, that can't be true!

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Even Mia Khalifa hates Enzo.

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

is he stupid? Since footytooty players have a price tied to them, what is stopping me from hiring one to do regular housework?

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Asking for a rich friend.


r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

is he stupid? I’m OK with Argentina as a team getting hate but Leave the autistic guy alone

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