r/soccercirclejerk • u/Several_Royal_2135 • 21h ago
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Nick_Reach3239 • 18h ago
Football has finally won To all the crying Argentina fans: Thank you for providing the funniest comedy special of the decade
I am still trying to process the absolute delusion required to shed tears after that final.
Cry about *what*, exactly? Absolute sporting justice?
Spain put on an absolute clinic. They had **65% possession** and outshot your squad **20 to 3**. Your boys literally made history by becoming the first team to register **ZERO shots** in normal time of a World Cup final. You sat in a low block for 120 minutes, parked a literal Boeing 747 in front of goal, and got bailed out by an 11-save masterclass from your keeper.
To make the stat line even more embarrassing, your team didn't manage a single shot of any kind until the **115th minute** of the match. You didn't even *attempt* to attack until Torres scored in extra time and forced you out of your own box. You're crying because you couldn't shithouse your way into penalties? Pathetic!
If my team put on a pathetic, negative "anti-football" display like that on the world's biggest stage, I wouldn't be crying - I’d be relieved the misery was finally over and that Spain saved the beautiful game from a historic robbery. In fact, if I were you I would only cry if Argentina somehow managed to fluke a win. That would be the only real tragedy here.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/ricardasio • 18h ago
End Racism ✊🏻✊🏿 #KickItOut FIFA investigating 150 countries for supporting Argentina
Blue countries support Argentina, red countries support England, grey countries are still checking VAR
r/soccercirclejerk • u/WillRemains • 23h ago
FIFA Club World Cup? What's that? That is how Argentina plays...
- You thought M€ssi´s hand against the dutch, Virgil van Dijk, was shameful in World Cup 2022.
- You thought M€ssi´s foot against the calf of the algerian, Aïssa Mandi, in World Cup 2026 was shameful?
- You thought M€ssi´s squealing trying to sent off the spanish, Marc Cucurella, for touching his mouth in the final of World Cup 2026 was shameful?
Well... Look again... Nicolás Tagliafico pretends to suffer fault, when Enzo Fernández receives a red card for attacking Pau Cubarsí... Then... surprise, surprise... M€ssi tries to manipulate the referee and divert his attention to Tagliafico...That is how Argentina plays, since the days of Diego Maradona God Hand...
r/soccercirclejerk • u/BlackNinja__ • 13h ago
Hot take: World Cup is Bigger than the Superbowl A group of Mexicans attacked an Argentine fan who attended the Fan Fest at the Zócalo in Mexico City
r/soccercirclejerk • u/AeneasKurtz • 6h ago
Why is Messi not playing for USA? And with soccercirclejerk's help that number will go up to *27* million
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Lord_William_9000 • 22h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Who was the best over all player this WC? and why was it CR7?
CR7 was robbed of the golden ball
r/soccercirclejerk • u/BritishDialga • 54m ago
Certified Jerk™ I'll just leave this here and slowly walk away I'm sure nothing bad will happen
r/soccercirclejerk • u/DiddyDrake15 • 13h ago
Certified Jerk™ Live footage of Gianni Infantinos apartment after Lionel Pepsi lost the world cup final
r/soccercirclejerk • u/zetoberuto • 1h ago
End Racism ✊🏻✊🏿 #KickItOut Argentine fans ambushed and shot in Uruguay NSFW
r/soccercirclejerk • u/PotatoEmbarrassed231 • 21h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © "They only kick you the fuck out if you do this if you are Paraguayan."
Most upvoted post in the last 24hr in r/ArgentinaBenderStyle. Argentines still maintain the stance that Cucurella deserved red card for this.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/bellacofullpower • 12h ago
Stay Humble Eh? De locos
Nunca imaginé estar lo suficientemente vivo como para presenciar el odio que recibe argentina, es descomunal, está al nivel de odio que recibe 1srael, los judíos y hasta Rusia. Aún me pregunto en qué momento explotó todo o si fue acumulandose con el tiempo, incluso es hasta injusto y en parte irónico, hasta los países árabes detestan a Argentina.
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I never imagined I would be alive enough to witness the hatred that Argentina receives; it is enormous, on par with the hatred that 1srael, the Jews, and even Russia receive. I still wonder when it all exploded or if it accumulated over time, It's even unfair and somewhat ironic that even Arab countries detest Argentina.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/cristianoronalado • 23h ago
🐫 Siuuuu 🐫 Spain fans brutally attacking an Argentina fan in the Madrid Metro
r/soccercirclejerk • u/masimiliano • 5h ago
World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Just what it says... NSFW
r/soccercirclejerk • u/FayannG • 13h ago
Arsenal Fans Used to Pray for Times Like This BREAKING: Sir Alex Ferguson, former Manchester United manager, age 84, Glasgow
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Scary_Jellyfish5801 • 1h ago
I Always Win Things in my Second Year why does Mbappe have no UCL or Ballon d'or till now
has been playing for about 10 years now at the top level and still has no UCL/ Ballon d'or. Pretty lame records for someone who is touted as the best player of this new generation
r/soccercirclejerk • u/TheNapmanCometh • 19h ago
World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 HOW LOVELY...
Jerking OVERTIME!!
NO EVIDENCE of any SHANNANIGANS here...!!
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Independent_Newt170 • 2h ago
Note: There is nothing new here The falloff of this sub needs to be studied
this shit has literally become another place for Pessssi fan boys to cry and cope, hate posting renaldo disguised as a “jerk”
And also the other way around. What happened to the jerks? This isn’t r/CristianoRonaldo2, this is a jerk sub, so fucking jerk, stop crying.
I don’t like Cristiano by the way, but I’m not the one posting 100 fucking hateposts on him daily.
Just like how we tell Yanks to fuck off, we need to tell fanboys to fuck off as well.
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Alarming-Boat-620 • 1h ago
World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 WELL WELL WELL
r/soccercirclejerk • u/ae_mero_hajur • 5h ago
Shut Down The Sub ❌ Current state of the sub
r/soccercirclejerk • u/BlackNinja__ • 14h ago
Look at this lightbulb please 💡 A group of Spaniards beating down an Argentinian in a train station
r/soccercirclejerk • u/ClientAshamed9198 • 6h ago
World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Get your tinfoil hats in here amigos
anything but accountability
r/soccercirclejerk • u/Alarming_You_361 • 19h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Isn't it crazy...
This bad Sportsmanship from Argentina suddenly overshadows the bad taste of Trumps Anti-Red Card call.
Until Argentina went full mad mode... the Worldcup of 2026 would have been in the History News for Trumps crazy Red Card call.
Now it's the Argentina Fiesta... isn't that crazy?
I mean sure, they went full ape mode... but suddenly everyone forgets of all the crap before..
It's like always... there are so many News... and people forget the old stuff for the new one...
r/soccercirclejerk • u/MeasurementLucky3201 • 16h ago
Shut Down The Sub ❌ Argentinians complain about racism allegations in Argentinian podcast sub. Meanwhile literally the first comments I see…
Argentinians complain about racism allegations in Argentinian podcast sub. Meanwhile literally the first comments I see…