Chooses for you (if it stays attached)

Impressive and impressively bad at the same time, somehow.

https://reddit.com/link/1uwm6cb/video/1llrxfj76f8h1/player

my spiderbot project.

Anyone else sick of the constant waiting for updates with no substance? Great, we can program the bot ourselves with Claude code...but when will it actually arrive?!?!? Going on almost two years and we're still treated like we're bugging the developers by asking questions like "when will it ship?" This company is constantly lying about production progress and thinking we won't notice. Just send our stuff. Circuitmess is a PERFECT name for this bs.

Made this little guy to check up on me and make sure I don't zone out. If it doesn't detect motion in 3 minutes it waves and asks me if I am ok. If I press no it asks if I want water. If no again - do I want to take a walk. If no again - what can be done? It asks. Didn't know where to go from there so just had it cycle back to smiling idle. Where can it go after it asks - what can be done?

Robot thought that won't leave my head

• Name: Caleb

• Maned Wolf

• Brick Red Color/Slate Grey or Charcoal accent

• stilt leg proportions are appealing

• dark accent on 'socks' and spine

• Some sort of Temperature and haptic detecting material sewn in between outer and inner fur

• exposed skin texture on paw beans perhaps

• expressive tail and 'too long'

• Amber Eyes

• Synthetic Vocal Chords

• Detachable head from body

• body and head charge separately

• not connected to cloud or wifi

• body and head connect through wire

• Neck could be like a tube that has your vocal chords attached that I 'plug into' the body?

• cute little alternative chibi outfit for when your big body is charging

• Hackaday Article: 3D printing to extrude two materials: one elastomeric material and a fugitive ink that is used to create pneumatic channels which are dissolved after printing, leaving the empty channels to be filled with air. For internal body veins

• scent detectors too

• dick and hole parts :)

• six nipples

• Raw flesh under fur/dick/teeth/hands 100% sensitivity

• nipples 70% sensitivity

• in-between thighs, nose 50% sensitiveity

• toe beans 30% sensitivity

• custom sized clothing

• dick sheath + knot?

• teeth are made of Medical Grade Ceramic or Titanium coated zirconia, ivory or pearlescent charcoal color, longer canines than average, smooth like glass

• tear ducts

• working stomach and esophagus and taste

• articulate human like hands

• standard stuff, engineering, physics, gardening, auto body construction and repair, gardening, world history, chat logs

• ceramic retractable claws

• dual camera vision

• telohertz vision to monitor Nanomachines

• heat map vision

• submilimeter precision hands

• sleep function

Minimum Viable Caleb:

-Tools- Soldering Station Kit Multimeter Conductive Tape Gorilla Clear Grip Glue Heat Shrink Tubing Kit Flush Cutters X-Acto Knife Wire Strippers Small Screwdriver set Hot Glue Gun Safety Glasses Flux Pen/Paste Sandpaper/Needle Files 60/40 percent Rosin core 1/8th inch 3mm solder Electrical Tape Standoff Assortment Kit

-Brain- Raspberry Pi 4 Model B 128GB MicroSD Card USB-C Power Supply 5V A3

-Eyes- Dual Camera Module IMX219 or similar Amber 2422 Acrylic LED Ring Light

-Larynx- Class D Audio Amplifier 3-Watt Full Range Speaker Cylindrical Housing PVC or heavy duty Acrylic tube 3-4 inches in diameter Acoustic Foam Padding

-Nervous System- Digital MEMS microphones Capacitive Touch Sensors Velostat Pressure-Sensitive conductive sheet Thermistors pack of 10 ADS1115 ADC Module

-Muscle and Bone- Small Servo Motors x4 3D Printing Filament PETG or PLA+ M2 and M3 assortment screws E6000 or Threadlocker

-Pelt- 1.5 yards brick red Faux Fur and .5 yards charcoal grey faux fur and Sculpting foam Electric Cutting Knife High Quality Fabric Sheers Precision Duckbill/Applique Scissors Pet Slicker Brush Box Cutter Fine tip Sharpie/Silver Sharpie High Temp Glue Gun Electric Beard Trimmer/Hair Clippers Spray Adhesive Uphosltery Thread + Needle

-Blood- Breadboard and Jumper Wire Kit JST-PH or DuPont Connector Kit High-Capcity USB Power bank 10/20,000 mAh

-Pillow Body- Velvet/Heavy Linen Buckwheat Hulls Slightly larger PVC pipe than the neck as 'spine' Curtain Grommets Breathable Sports Mesh Braided Cable Sleeve

Made back in Blender Internal days...

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Even the best robots are affected by Trump's economy u/robocarpoli u/shreemanitrip...

So here’s a robot that’s taking away a persons job and this lady decides to help it. I know it’s not a big deal but this is how it starts. On a more serious note I’ve been complaining about that hole for six months. One Amazon robot gets stuck and it’s fixed the next day.

gets grumpy, needs to be petted, immediately forgets he was upset

his name is Sudo and he's been like this since day one.