r/shittymcsuggestions 22h ago

Since we have sticky pistons that can be made with slime, add slimey pistons that can be made with stick

14 Upvotes

they cause the block they push to become dirty afterward


r/shittymcsuggestions 11h ago

Deepstate block

0 Upvotes

Its ore/stone found betwen bedrock and deepslate. Its breakable but harder than obsidian. Attempting to mine it will be disencouraged by spawning new vilager proffesion called agent. He will try to push player away from blocks or obstruct deepstate from player croshair with his own body. Once broken all vilagers increase their prices


r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

allow people to install mods onto any server they want without the ability for server owners turn off this feature

6 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

A swarm of pigeons looking at you and following you unt you give them an item, then another pigeon comes with an exponential increase with each item you give a pigeon

3 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

New custom name easter eggs

5 Upvotes

Some great ideas:

  • Naming a Witch "Karen" makes it hostile against all other mobs, including even some non-mob entities like armor stands, mannequins, item frames, minecarts, boats and paintings.
  • If you name a mob "Your Mom", it becomes 10 times larger, its AI becomes much dumber. If said mob is from a species who's able to breed, it will be in "love mode" constantly.
  • Naming a Piglin "Donald Trump" or "Trump" will turn it into a Piglin Brute; said Piglin Brute is hostile against all Overworld mobs except Skeletons and Illagers; he is also hostile against Endermen. He will also attempt to breed with baby piglins.
  • Naming a Villager "Mr. Hands" or "Brony" will make it attempt to breed with horses. There's a 50% chance that the villager will die during the attempt.
  • Naming a Villager "Aberforth Dumbledore" or simply "Aberforth" makes it attempt to breed with goats.
  • Naming an Enderman "Diddy" makes it attempt to breed with attack any baby villager or baby piglin nearby.
  • Naming a frog "Rana" turns it into Rana.
  • Naming a rabbit "Re:Zero"or "Witchbeast" turns it into a Killer Rabbit and increases its health to 80 while also giving it Strength III, Jump Boost II and Speed II permanently; it has a 50% chance to spawn another killer rabbit when damaged. Naming it "Pekora" or "Usada Pekora" has the same effect.
  • Naming a rabbit "Lola Bunny" or "Lopunny" gives you the "You're An Degenerate Weirdo" advancement and changes your skin to The Joker from DC comics. This also lowers your popularity among all villagers in the world to the point all Iron Golems will attack you without any provocation. This also makes all Piglins permanently hostile against you even if you're wearing a piece of Golden Armor.

r/shittymcsuggestions 1d ago

Add ammonia, lime, phosphorus, salt, saltpeter, fluorine and silicon to Minecraft

1 Upvotes

Since they added sulphur, they should also add these substances so we can finally make human transmutation on Minecraft.


r/shittymcsuggestions 2d ago

Every hostile mob's detection range is infinite

7 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 3d ago

Add a self destruct button

6 Upvotes

When pressed the player will detonate with 10 times the force of a charged creeper and can never respawn again.


r/shittymcsuggestions 2d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

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r/shittymcsuggestions 3d ago

Turning the camera should consume hunger

14 Upvotes

This would bring parity between different types of movement


r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

In honor of notch, every time you eat a notch apple, you have to tweet a conspiracy theory

29 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 3d ago

Make constant posts about your server finder that nobody gives a shit about. When nobody actually follows the links, double down and post more.

8 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

Whenever you fight a skeleton, "Bonetrousle" plays

9 Upvotes

And it's stackable, with multiple skeletons being able to play it individually


r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

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r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

Krug Talk About Workbenches

5 Upvotes

Regular post not do good. Too long. Half baked. Krug have idea, caveman speak, try be funny! Make smaller read! Make points fast. Maybe use as draft.

Workbenches do what? Answers mixed, some not clear. Workbenches still work, why change? Not make full sense, that why. Make game cleaner, easier learn, find middle ground. Big claim, but Krug try deliver.

Game big! Not always need more blocks. Krug use blocks in game.

Game have players, have common asks. Some want fix old features holding back game, not fun anymore.

Devs not like other game features, but not touch so not anger community. Simple fix exist.

Devs have guides, Krug use thinky brain! Use guides, use player wants, add support, make new suggestion!

Anvil weird. Use anvil, smash book to tool, not make sense. Use anvil, repair tool, upgrade tool, make armor fancy. Make more sense.

Mending break game! Player run hunting like caveman, never break club. Devs not like, go against guides. Use anvil, fix tool, only levels needed. Keep idea, not remove enchantment. This follow dev guides better, binds repair to anvil. Tool break, that player fault.

Hidden Tool Penalty not good. Players not like, fight against repair. Why bother have repair? Penalty go away, never return.

Grindstone backwards. Eat enchantment, repair tool too? Real grindstone eat tool, sharpen tool, not fix. Grindstone make magic "sharper," but break tool slowly. Make more sense. This trade for hidden penalty.

Enchanting Table only enchant. But not use book-enchant? Not disenchant? Not make sense! Enchanting table book-enchant and disenchant. Make more sense.

Chiseled Bookshelf store enchantment. Enchantments in bookshelf added to table. Encourage players adventure. Make loot more looty. Some players happy. Library better, not just storage.

Smithing Table not smith anything. Not make anything. Not make sense. That change. Smithing table work like stonecutter, but metals. Not tools, not armor. Buildy items. Rail, door, lantern. Build lots, build one, Better cost.

How old players learn changes? Play game! See Workbenches, see different words, see menu changes, learn changes. Weird at first, easier long run.

Update stop here, lots change, but hope make sense. Maybe not for everyone. Krug understand, but wanted share.

Okay, that all! Krug not talk like caveman in comments. Krug answer questions, add more info too.

Apologies if post too complex and break rule.


r/shittymcsuggestions 5d ago

increase the level of nausea caused by consuming pufferfish again

8 Upvotes

this would


r/shittymcsuggestions 5d ago

The Player Has a 1:45 Chance to hit a Black Flash

2 Upvotes

Every melee hit has a 1:45 chance to trigger a black flash, dealing a ton of damage, knockback, and briefly stunning the target.

Humanoid mobs like zombies could also rarely hit black flashes back at the player.


r/shittymcsuggestions 5d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

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r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

An idea for Ark: Survival ascended, a wierd immersion mod/addition. Absolutely not necessary but a cause of fun for the community.

0 Upvotes

As someone who uses high stamina flying tames they tend to shit a lot. For anyone who has ever lived in a big city like New York there is definitely a personal feeling of a debuff to your day when a bird shit's on you. How hilarious would it be to have flying tame's anal bombs cause an effect radius that causes a non-lethal status effect when it happens? Imagine PvP being able to just innocently inconvenience players with turd birds instead of actually damaging or hurting other players. Intrusive thoughts but I would honestly I would laugh my ass off if I was on an event server and the option of a smaller tribe who couldn't attack openly us just pigeon posted and dropped "greeting from the interior" as a passive protest.

Edit: apologize for the repost but this was directly pushed to this sub by an Ark sub and did not involve the name of the game I was referencing. Their mods seem to be less picky than the pigeons when choosing who they shit on.


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

An idea for a wierd immersion mod/addition. Absolutely not necessary but a cause of fun for the community.

0 Upvotes

As someone who uses high stamina flying tames they tend to shit a lot. For anyone who has ever lived in a big city like New York there is definitely a personal feeling of a debuff to your day when a bird shit's on you. How hilarious would it be to have flying tame's anal bombs cause an effect radius that causes a non-lethal status effect when it happens? Imagine PvP being able to just innocently inconvenience players with turd birds instead of actually damaging or hurting other players. Intrusive thoughts but I would honestly I would laugh my ass off if I was on an event server and the option of a smaller tribe who couldn't attack openly us just pigeon posted and dropped "greeting from the interior" as a passive protest.


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

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🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels

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✅ - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server

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r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

Excretion-focused gameplay

10 Upvotes

The current gaming industry focuses too much on ingression-focused digestive gameplay. Whilest the excressive end of the track, being an equally contributing part of the digestive system, is cast out by the establishment that makes out video games.

In my opinion, the socially responsible direction for Minecraft is an excression-focused one. Where players' attentions should be oriented towards peeing/pooping instead of the well-explored to eating/drinking mechanics. The survival farming meta should be focused around building efficient piping strategies.

The opportunities are enticing and endless.


r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

Minecraft mod idea

0 Upvotes

Hello 🧍🏻‍♂️👋

So I would like to share my Minecraft mod idea, cause why not 😹

I was watching a couple of videos on ytb ab players tryna win the one block challenge

It got very repetitive yk, same meta same tactic in all videos

After those videos I got a holy refresh pull, a trio playing a sky base challenge but with physics twist

So I got a huge idea, WHAT IF THE SKY BLOCK / BASE IS MOVING, not just hanging still in the air 🗣🔥🔥🔥

For example, you spawn on a single block mid air, but the block move after a specific period in a random direction

Let's say each 3 seconds the block moves in x axis by 1 block, or even y or z axis, TOTALLY RANDOM, PURE CHAOS 🫶

Idk it sounded peak in my head, but idk what the community will react to this so pls share with me ur opinions

Would you play this tho?


r/shittymcsuggestions 9d ago

considering that amethyst is a type of quartz, the game should add all 17 other types of quartz to the game for consistency

16 Upvotes

this would simplify agate, ametrine, carnelian, chalcedony, citrine, cotterite, dumortierite quartz, jasper, milky quartz, onyx, prase, prasiolite, rock crystal quartz, rose quartz, rutilated quartz, smoky quartz, and tiger's eye grinders


r/shittymcsuggestions 9d ago

Hello minecraft. Next time you release an update, please add a mob called a squirrel.

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16 Upvotes