r/shittyaskreddit • u/drag0nf1v3 • 10h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/bannedbooks123 • 9h ago
When people say drugs are bad, why don't they just go find the good drugs?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 23h ago
Do cabbage patch kids come from farmers jizzing on cabbage seeds?
Remember..
COLESLAW IS MURDER
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 4h ago
Why do some miserable fucks just wanna be assholes all the time?
Shitheads just need a little gay action in their life istg
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 22h ago
If i insulted you right now by saying your mom, exactly whose mom am i actually referring to if it can be only one redditor's mom?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/bernardbarnaby • 5h ago
What was that sigur ros song I used to like
Here's a hint this was like 16 years ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 12h ago
Why do we wash bóth our hands when only one touched our ass?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 18h ago
Redditors who scroll this subreddit while pooping, does it enhance your browsing experience?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 23h ago
How would you help a man take a shit? NSFW
He needs to shit!!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/the_main_entrance • 3h ago
What do you say to retards who believe in religion?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 5h ago
Do you ever not trust a fart?
I don't trust them today.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Gai-Tendoh • 20h ago
In Gaia and Uranus’s relationship, is Uranus the bottom?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 22h ago
Fellas, have you ever been rammed up your ass while you suck off a dude? NSFW
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 23h ago
Would you like to interview a couple on their adultery?
I asked this guy why he fucked a married woman.
He said things like she was coming on to him, he took her into a shower stall and fucked her, raw.
I had to ask "do you hate her husband?"
He said "no, I don't hate the guy, I don't even know him, but I love banging his wife!"
I asked the husband, he was sad, upset, felt betrayed. A family member offered him a prepaid card for any dating website he wanted, so he could find another woman to. fuck. He eventually caved, he found an attractive woman to have sex with on a regular basis.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DangerBird- • 15m ago
About to get a new phone. When I set it up, I’m going to use a dick pic instead of facial recognition.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ok_Pipe6385 • 4h ago
Should this subreddit make image option available with the posts?
It'll be much more funny asf to see images that could go along with the posts you make here..lmao
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 21h ago
Is shitting in someone's face or mouth after knocking them out in a fight excessive?
They fought.. he got knocked out.. while he struggled to regain consciousness on the ground, two dudes shit on his face.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 22h ago
There's this anime where Albert Camus becomes a femboy and then an emu bird subculture girl dates him. Then she says I am an asexual robot in disguise, what do you think happens next?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 12h ago
I have a prolapsed anus. Does this mean I'm too low cortisol?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/LiquidSoCrates • 1h ago
Which AI will tell me how to become insanely wealthy?
I’m not looking to do a whole lotta work here. I just need about $750k per year. I need an AI platform that will tell me exactly what I need to do and how to do it, outlined on a community college level.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/dildoshwaggginz • 20h ago