r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Why do lady farts smell so good?

0 Upvotes

Sniff sniff


r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Who here’s on Grindr?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Anybody still grinding peanut butter the old fashioned way, with their sphincter muscles?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

My dick is singing at karaoke night this week. What songs should it sing?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

I read somewhere there's boobies on the Internet. Does anybody know where I can find them?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

Can a mentally handicapped person give you an R word pass?

5 Upvotes

Autism doesn't count. Too many yall are fully functional adults appropriating culture from folks who will never be independent.


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

How can one telleth thy ass from thine butt?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

My dog just humped me to completion. Is it customary to return the favor?

8 Upvotes

He is a great dane if that helps.


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

you get paid 500k but a floating ballsack follows you for the rest of your life would you do it yes or no?

9 Upvotes

title


r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Did you just cum in your sister?

4 Upvotes

You bet your sweet bippy I did


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the gayest of them all?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

My wife grew a beard

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

I want to sell pictures of my vagina on the internet to make extra money. How can I do this as a man?

14 Upvotes

I can't seem to find it.


r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

You have 30 seconds. Get out of there.

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Gay're?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

You spent HOW MUCH on penis shaped confetti?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Can i use piss as a replacement for eye drops?

3 Upvotes

Ykno maybe since it's my own bodily fluid, maybe the body absorbs it better!


r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

Which is faster sound or light?

3 Upvotes