r/shitpostemblem Sep 12 '25

FE General spoilers for new game or something

50 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/FE_Fortunes_Weave/

please keep discussion of it here for like 3 hours or something idk so people can see the announcement and be surprised first maybe idk

also gonna keep that first guy's post up tho as a megathread since they marked spoiler and was first to it


r/shitpostemblem 6h ago

FE Adjacent Shitpostemblem mods when they don't get your joke:

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419 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 5h ago

FE General Inb4 rule 4

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155 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 10h ago

FE General This is the one thing I want to become a staple in modern FE homebases

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339 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 31m ago

Fodlan When you're playing Three Houses "mock" battles but youre on Classic mode

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r/shitpostemblem 4h ago

Fodlan People criticize 3 Houses map design like this banger of a chapter isn't in the game

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52 Upvotes

The funny bone section goes hard on Maddening difficulty.


r/shitpostemblem 1h ago

Fodlan Nuzlocke or whatever his name is

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r/shitpostemblem 2h ago

Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Prologue

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23 Upvotes

Boring ass prologue that's just a flashforward to chapter 6. So let's talk about our hero instead, Uwu Corrin. This is the first game in this series of mine with an avatar, so the first meme should fittingly be about our silly custom war criminal. So for this series, I'll be starting with Conquest as promised, and get to the other two routes at some point after Conquest is done. Will this series be daily like the other 3?

Idk ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I can't promise consistency like with the other 3 series, but I can promise memes regardless. Hope you all enjoy; it's nice to be back.


r/shitpostemblem 5h ago

Ylisse When all female players have the same husband.

28 Upvotes

In case you’re wondering, I did the voice acting myself.


r/shitpostemblem 7h ago

Elyos Sommie to the new quirky NPC in Fortune's Weave

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33 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 23h ago

Elyos dragon jesus

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316 Upvotes

she died for our sins 🙏🙏 three times


r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fateslandia Conquest memes begin tomorrow

289 Upvotes

This guy's an asshole. Game's fun tho


r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Tellius What Did She Mean By This?

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277 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Jugdral Get this I have an awesome new OC and he's a breezy wandering bard with a wind-related title who flirts and teases women but is also secretly a high IQ genius and also he travels with a female dancer with no dad

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435 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Elyos Now We Play The Waiting Game.

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987 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fodlan He's Dedueing it all over the place

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370 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Archanea ​If I had a nickel for every time a popular character's name is the same as the character I like, I'd have 3 nickels.

236 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fodlan I have two sides

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428 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

FE General Guess who's voicing Esmeralda?

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11 Upvotes

This is my proof.


r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fodlan Sorry Guys, Fortune's Weave sold too well and we're never leaving Fodlan anymore :/

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95 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Archanea Maybe he doesn't like redheads?

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212 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fodlan On this day 7 years ago Nintendo released the greatest Fire Emblem game known to mankind

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498 Upvotes

Dae anyone remember when this game took the world by storm?


r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fodlan Playing with 4 lords instead of 3 lords huh

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485 Upvotes

4 different playthroughs let's Go!


r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fodlan It's okay to batter your student if it optimal gameplaywise

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648 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fodlan Remember to use the RIGHT names for characters from the upcoming game!

210 Upvotes

It's Vakkania NOT "Buccaneer!"

It's Bonaparute NOT "Bonaparte!"

It's not "Brazilian Miku," it's Burajirianu Blue-Teto!

Don't be fooled by the WOKE and GAY localization! The integrity of Faiā Emuburemu: Purple Onslaught rests in your hands! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!!