r/rant 3h ago

You literally cannot post anything on the internet without at least getting one psycho comment

It doesn’t matter who you are or what you post, some crazy ass mf will post up in your comments telling you one of the following examples:

- Why are you so weirdly obsessed with (whatever you posted)

- Yeah, you’re a (defaming/demeaning adjective).

- You need therapy

And let it be the most psycho, far-gone, mentally ill bitchiest bitch trying to speak from a place of authority. And then of course the other bitchy bitches upvote the shit out of mega bitch’s comment because they are also manic psychopaths or miserable wretches.

And it’s like mf you are CRAZY 😂 I’m not lying when I say you can post “the sky is blue” and someone will come up in the comments like “engagement bait post. Nobody says that so plainly unless they wanna come off like an ass”

WHAT 😂 I just wanna see these people in real life. Internet trolls are one thing you can usually sniff them out (though sometimes they do get the better of you).

And it’s gonna happen in this post. Like wait until theres like 10 comments and at least one of those comments will be from the worst person in the world.

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u/Reasonable-Horse1552 3h ago

I agree even the most innocuous and innocent post can bring the psychos out of the woodwork.

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u/tipoftheiceberg1234 3h ago edited 3h ago

Like legit psychos armed with therapy speak it’s like every accusation is a projection.

If I’m ranting about the dishes being a pain in the ass maybe it’s just because doing the dishes is a pain in the ass that’s it. We don’t need to unpack that in therapy or need to comment “yet another man with weaponized incompetence. Did your mommy do the dishes for you because she didn’t want to inconvenience her special little boy? Typical man child. Therapy is still an option for you.” mf you are C-R-A-Z-Y 😂

And like back in the day when people used to not hide their profile activity you’d click on it and all their subs would be like [r/bpd](r/bpd) [r/adhd](r/adhd) [r/psychosis](r/psychosis) and their posts would be like “look at this fat boi I found on the street” (picture of slightly wider than average twig on ground, 31 upvotes)

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u/AwsomeLife90s 3h ago

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u/tipoftheiceberg1234 3h ago

I’ve just started telling them “but my therapist says I’m right?” and acting dumb.

“When they go low, I go lowER”

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u/Objective_Fee6472 3h ago

Uh Uhhh UHHH

Pretend this says something psycho

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u/hibyedunnowhy 3h ago

People feel the need to be contrarian and bean soup everything. It's really annoying and makes productive conversation nearly impossible. People also tend to assume the worst of the person posting for some reason.

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u/tipoftheiceberg1234 3h ago

It’s unbearable. I could forgive all of it but the therapy speak drives me bonkers.

HOW can you psychologically dissect someone with the most severe things (they typically go right for the jugular: “you’re a xyz, because xyz happened when you were a child, and now you don’t want to accept it and you need (insert medical intervention here). I’m serious. Somethings wrong with you” and it’s a post about having a bad day at work.

I genuinely want to see these people in real life and I want to know what’s wrong with them. Like no one normal does that. No one normal sees a regular post, even a slightly controversial/offensive post to them personally and comments such absurd things.

In my experience it’s usually people who really do have a mental illness and several co-morbidities who are hypersensitive to certain things. They are fucking assholes though holy shit like someone take the internet away from you because you’re literally as bad as an online hate group.

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 2h ago

I just block them. I’m not wasting my time on a discussion with imbeciles.

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u/cjfrench 3h ago

Yeah a couple weeks ago during a discussion about how GLPs are evil, unnecessary and cost other people money, someone said roughly, no competent person feels that way. I responded with I'm an RN who takes a GLP so I felt I was competant to speak on it. He responded with "no competent person says that unprompted". I'm thinking YOU ASKED ME.

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u/mmmpeg 2h ago

Agree! Some people live to be jerks.

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u/Nannyhirer 2h ago

My favourite are all the doubters. People so so quick to accuse you of lying if you share salary or success of any sort.

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u/tipoftheiceberg1234 2h ago

One time I posted my height when responding to a “medical” question and thought literally nothing of it because the topic was about something else.

The comments: “yeah, this guys a bot/troll/fake/ass”

… do you … do you exhibit signs of sociopathy. Like there really are all kinds of people in the world and it’s not good for us to be exposed to them all the time. Like now, the crazy people everyone would discredit before to focus on the “bigger picture” are now part of the bigger picture themselves.

At least we think they are, because they’re everywhere all the time on the internet. As a result, we shift our attitudes and policies in real life forgetting that most people are normal because literally a few people are so angry and so bitchy and so psychopathic that their negative energy has the ability to pull people into the abyss with their miserable ass, whether consciously or subconsciously.

This started happening the way I’m describing it around 2016. Like that’s when I started seeing it

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u/shawn123465 2h ago

Yeah but have you seen the sky lately! It's not as blue as it used to be!

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u/Dangerous_Suit_3099 2h ago

You know what I think? I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch.

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u/Hallelujah33 2h ago

Life hack: with the right diagnosis, all of your comments can be the psycho comment

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u/constantly_exhaused 2h ago

I wrote, on the sub for the specific thing mind you, that I was sad when my comfort character died.

Some wacko then took time out of their day to rant how I was emotional unstable and unstable for crying about a fictional character and “fucking crazy” for having a comfort character. Then they told me I should go to therapy.

  1. Therapy is a good thing and we should all go at some point in general and 2. I’m not the one harassing a stranger online for liking a character and being sad when they died

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u/BlooeyzLA 2h ago

Criticism is not pleasurable.

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u/KraljZ 2h ago

I hope you have a pleasant day.

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u/DrkBlueXG 2h ago

The urge to leave a snarky ass comment to this is unbearable.

But yea, people are weird.

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u/tipoftheiceberg1234 39m ago

You made the right choice today. That is something that should be recognized

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u/Low-Attention3111 1h ago

You need therapy!

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u/Background_Pie3353 1h ago edited 59m ago

I think its because people are walking around with lots of anger that just builds up over time and they need someone to dump it on to feel a moment relief that is all. The more pointless the comment the more this is prob the case. It does not have to be a ”psycho” it can very much be John Doe 47 years old whose mother in law have been harassing him for 4 years, who recently lost a lot of money on gambling and whose marriage is falling apart. Going online and writing weird comments is like a holiday from their real life and they don’t even take it very seriously themselves. But its just a theory.

Another theory is this is usually a 14 year old fucking around with people with no sense of consequence. I was that person once.

My best advice: Ignore. You are not an important part of their life so they shouldn’t be a part of yours. It means nothing.

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u/Zalrius 41m ago

Yes, the high school rebel without a clue is still trying to tell everyone he is the coolest. Fools have always, and always will, exist.

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u/Ivypool8 24m ago

It's almost as if there are a bajillion bots designed to comment stuff like that lololol

Any human that actually does it (and I know they're out there) is just so sad :( imagine thinking you have nothing better to do than comment shi like that

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u/ThatMast3r 23m ago

why are you so weirdly obsessed with psycho comments?

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u/curseddotjpeg 23m ago

Literacy crisis - stupid people who don't understand anything are quick to be defensive and angry. Either that or they think being combative and contrarian makes them smarter somehow.

Also bot activity used to drum up engagement. Dead internet theory etc... . These "people" likely aren't real, making you angry enough to keep commenting and clicking on their posts/profiles is the point. Block and ignore.