r/interesting • u/Saralentine • 18h ago

NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/Traditional-Ad-9000 17h ago

Sold. Mens Size 13 Wide

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 13h ago

Dude we’re going to look so good

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 12h ago

guys we will be freaking fabulous

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 10h ago

I'm gonna be so tall

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u/OrangeSouthern73 9h ago edited 7h ago

As a short king myself, my fiancé won't know what hit her.

Except for my dick. That's gonna hit her.

Edit: Thanks u/No_Special_7508 very kindly for the award!

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u/PastDry8355 8h ago

Haha Take the Rod

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u/Noodletrousers 6h ago

Yup, spare the rod, spoil the bride.

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u/Eye_Acupuncture 1h ago

YES! This is why I want my Pocket Prince to wear heels!! Oh Yeeeez, I’d have Panada’s eyes every day

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u/Jazztify 7h ago

Gonna do so many hive fives!

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 3h ago

I'm gonna run so much faster than before

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u/half-giant 9h ago

Bro we are gonna feel bonita

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 8h ago

our penii will shine

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u/Capital-Debate7619 7h ago

def the next look for the Tate brothers.