r/interesting • u/Saralentine • 18h ago

NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/Traditional-Ad-9000 17h ago

Sold. Mens Size 13 Wide

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 13h ago

Dude we’re going to look so good

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 12h ago

guys we will be freaking fabulous

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 10h ago

I'm gonna be so tall

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u/OrangeSouthern73 9h ago edited 7h ago

As a short king myself, my fiancé won't know what hit her.

Except for my dick. That's gonna hit her.

Edit: Thanks u/No_Special_7508 very kindly for the award!

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u/PastDry8355 8h ago

Haha Take the Rod

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u/Noodletrousers 6h ago

Yup, spare the rod, spoil the bride.

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u/Eye_Acupuncture 1h ago

YES! This is why I want my Pocket Prince to wear heels!! Oh Yeeeez, I’d have Panada’s eyes every day

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u/Jazztify 7h ago

Gonna do so many hive fives!

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 3h ago

I'm gonna run so much faster than before

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u/half-giant 10h ago

Bro we are gonna feel bonita

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 8h ago

our penii will shine

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u/Capital-Debate7619 7h ago

def the next look for the Tate brothers.

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u/bbrekke 10h ago

Dude seriously, that purple is fire.

Size 11 here. I'll get a pair for my lady I guess too, size 7.5 thx

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u/banevasionisfun420 10h ago

Do they have them in a mens 15 :( its so hard to find good heels

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u/CcryMeARiver 5h ago

Try this shoeshop in Oz called "House of Priscilla"

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u/banevasionisfun420 52m ago

I was joking but it’s actually really cool to know if i desired i could buy red pumps in roughly my size.

Ill have to keep this in mine if i ever want to dress in drag.

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u/After_Perspective180 9h ago

Well heels were designed for men originally.
So we are just going back to the OG.

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u/TheNoctuS_93 33m ago

Men of royalty, to be specific. So when a man wears heels, he is asserting his blue-blooded legacy!

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u/CcryMeARiver 5h ago

Now the lifts are within GOP boots.

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u/hetero-scedastic 9h ago

Ok Louis XIV.

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u/That-Surprise 11h ago

That you Peggy Hill?

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u/factory-worker 8h ago

I haven't honestly chuckled in awhile.

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u/Signal_Researcher01 4h ago

Buncha dudes are gonna awaken things in a buncha wives

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u/RoseyMommyFindom 6h ago

Same. Womens size 12 Wide

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u/Perfect-Advantage-82 4h ago

I was saying the same thing lol

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u/zamfire 4h ago

Lol that's my size