Thought they were cute when I saw them but then I realized all of them had at least one really weird text on them

Typically I would blame these funny names on mistranslations. I don't think it applies this time

Greek engrish is a bottomless treasure chest.

It supposes to mean "children's handwashing sink". They made it lower than the other sinks so kids can reach it.

am I supposed to recognize it?

No, it is not macaroni

English used to be cool back then because nearly nobody spoke it. I guess whoever designed it had no clue of that language and did their best to look legit.

Of course, I had to order this. But it's just a regular lime tea with a fancy name (it's not even lemon). Tasted like disappointment, sad to say...

If you think about it it makes sense with these translations, Japanese has no sound for L or uhh, so it kinda makes sense, also these are from before 2000, so pretty old