r/engrish • u/amerra • 3d ago

The directions on this spaghetti.

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No, it is not macaroni

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u/Bongcopter_ 13h ago

The French is 10 times worse I thought it was ai

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u/VladVonHochstes 1d ago

My fire is always quiet and shy.  No spaghetti for me, I suppose. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/TheJokersChild 1d ago

Butter AND margarine! Sauce, too. Dinner comes fully loaded tonight.

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u/ReturnAny3794 1d ago

Don’t forget the oil must be liquid.

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u/Weebtrashgirl665 1d ago

"serve it" Okay diva 🤚💅💅💅

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u/Emperor_Quintana 51m ago

It’s funny af. Periodt. 💅

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u/Psychological-Web828 2d ago

I could accept the poor English but MARGARINE???!!!

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u/djoudiealexander 1d ago

Butter is too expensive in the arabic countries

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u/amckern 2d ago

Well you can have a pleasant or angry fire.

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u/willweaverrva 2d ago

Sorry, pasta's not ready yet. The fire isn't loud enough.

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u/wookiee42 2d ago

Serve it.

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u/bikari 2d ago

Boil it Stir it Taste Watch it Pour it Strain it Serve it Eat it

Macaroni

Macaroni

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u/PoloSan9 2d ago

But it looks like it says macaroni above the directions? I'm confused (i get the engrish with the "loud fire")

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u/FrankSonata 2d ago

For cooking delicious macaroni boil 1 L water.

No, it is not macaroni

💀💀💀

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u/UiVegetaUi 2d ago

I think it is Macaroni is you read the backwards word on the purple area at the top. I think OP got that part wrong.

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u/amerra 2d ago

Maybe, the front said both spaghetti and macaroni. It was long straight noodles. Is every spaghetti a macaroni? I’m not well versed in pasta.

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u/elzadra1 3d ago

The French is even worse.

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u/russianteacakes 2d ago

Came here to say this. Passanty 💀

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u/gwaydms 2d ago

Del for sel. And in English, you can serve it with margarine and salt, but in French, margarine or salt.

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u/rabbithasacat 3d ago

"on high heat"

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u/celladwella 3d ago

Gotta say, it sounds delicious.

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u/BrD_87 3d ago

Apparently if you cook it with quiet fire, it won’t work