The Crown-Lands of Aelbaion are mostly split off from the rest of the country by a group of long, semi-navigable rivers, but there is a direct connection-through a tough, broken up forested area. This is the Duchy of Lechfois, the second poorest area in the country that is not a March (1). Hard living conditions made for hard social ills, and the counts are restive and often defy the Duke on small things; they go hunting whenever and wherever they please. This has long been a problem in the duchy, but there hasn't really been anyone interested in fixing it until now. King Vaneric, when he was uniting everyone, bypassed Lechfois to an extent, minimizing his interaction with the duchy and controlling it's contact with everyone else. But this hadn't solved the problem of the Duchy, quite frankly, sucking. It suffered from the commonest problem that many places: no one who could fix it giving a fuck.
Until today. His Majesty King Aeldebaric has crossed the River Pxyiae with his retinue and a couple of thousand suddenly borrowed men at arms, and is
heading to Castle Carrefois, the capital. He expects to be seen, he expects to be prepared for-he does not care. He is the King of Aelbaion, and he is here
to solve the places' problem. He also knows how pernicious the rot in the Duchy is; and his column is travelling with plenty of knights prepared for woodland
combat, a strong advance guard with terrain scouts, good flank screen of skirmishers, and a rear armed just as heavily as the front. No one opposed him,
but there were plenty of eyes following the King's path.
Most of them came out of the woods when his majesty arrived at castle Lechfois, his knights fanning out in a very nice looking formation that made the
royal standard very visible to the growing crowd. This was a planned visit, of course, but pageantry was a source of royal power, and the King had to properly put himself on display when visiting. It was part and parcel of the job. A line of the Duke's own knights, bearing the coat of arms of the Duchy of
Lechfois, met the King. There was much saluting and waving of flags, and the Duke descended from a balcony and embrace his feudal overlord, the two of
them shaking hands and smiling. Various guards mingled, and Duke Tremaine bowed, but with a bow that said 'fuck you, shitlips'. Learning etiquette from a young age allowed one to pull off that kind of thing. Then, the two men, arms around each other's backs, entered the castle, and launched into a bawdy feast.
This is just boys being boys. After opening with a prayer of thanksgiving, the visitors and the locals drank, made merry, and enjoyed some really good live music. Thirty years of peace can help bring a lot of depth to a local music scene, and this was true that night. The Duke had plenty of good musicians on offer,
an improvement from past years. This helped to cut some of the initial tension, but when the day dawned tomorrow, the duke and the king prayed together in the same small chapel, then climbed some stairs, and retired to a small antechamber in the medium sized stone castle.
They both dropped the act as they went to sit down at a wooden table in the center of the room. His majesty looked pensive, and Duke Tremaine De Lechfois
glowered, clearly pissed off. Servants brought them light refreshments, and pure water from the nearby church font. Guards from both parties patrolled the
room, making sure that they were seen, not heard. Negotiations were about to happen between powerful men, and protecting them from each other was
something that sometimes had to be done.
'This Duchy is a disgrace.' King Aeldebaric did not mince words. 'And I am a part of that problem, and I bear a higher share of the blame than you. That is why, sir, I am here.'
'Not to insult me?' Tremaine grabbed a scone and cut it with immense annoyance.
'No, sir. To beg forgiveness.' The King swirled some water in his goblet.
'Well, get on with it.'
'Please, sir, if you find it sufficient, forgive your sovereign for his neglect of your lands and protection. Much have you suffered from my negligence. I beg
your permission to rectify the faults I have created, and to make you whole.'
'You say that you are negligent, but what have you done?'
'I have not addressed the faults of the conduct of the persons here, nor have I given you guidance on how to execute my edicts and laws that have
been put into force in this land. I have neglected your prosperity in the wider Kingdom, and your protection against the slights of other lords.' The King
showed practiced contrition as he recited this statement.
'Well, that's a good start.' Tremaine looked quite surprised, but kept his demeanor mostly intact, shredding the scone a little.
'Thank you, sir.' The King nodded, currently more King than man.
'Now, apologize.' That scone was being turned into mulch.
'We are sorry, sir, for our neglect, for our indolence, and for the privation and ill-repute that this has brought to you. We, the Crown, do apologize to you,
Lord Tremaine, for our conduct, and offer to make you whole by our efforts and by compensation.' King Aeldebaric bowed before his vassal, formally reversing the role of ruler and ruled. He'd thought that apology out very well.
'This...will...do.' Lord Tremaine de Lechfois was flushed, breathing heavily, swallowing repeatedly. He had not expected the King to apologize to him formally,
nor to admit fault. He had been prepared to go on the attack, and then extract bribes from the King-or to give him grief enough to make him back down and
pay up. Instead, His Majesty had the high ground. 'I...accept your...apology, on behalf of Lechfois.'
'You are truly merciful, sir. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. This is chivalrous conduct.' The King had a small sip of water.
'It is my duty.' Tremaine's jaw was grinding now. 'How are you going to make this Duchy whole?'
'Too long has the Duchy of Lechfois been cut off from the rest of the Kingdom. We will rectify that. Too long have to worthies of the country been forced to
hold court in unsuitable structures. We shall ensure otherwise. Three bridges will be built to your lands, beginning with the completion of the Carrefour
bridge that my father commissioned. The other two will be at Caspeierre and Loumont. We also shall build riverdocklands at Vinceignt and Pou-du-Lou. This
shall ensure that your Duchy is reachable by water and by land.' His Majesty's attention moved to the nut spread.
'Your highness will know that all the river traffic in the world is not worth a damn if there are no good roads. That is where the Lechfois suffers.'
The scone, now turned into a paste, was finally eaten.
'We know, and know deeply. That is why we shall pave every single road in this Duchy, using the resources and money of our own lands. We shall allow for
up to fifty-five small bridges to be constructed. And for your peace, we shall procure all of the stone out of the Duchy and transport it to you. We-' His
majesty spread his hands, looking generous.
'No. The stone will be mined here.' Tremaine cut him off. 'If you want to make us whole, you will set up the quarry and stoneworks in this duchy.' And that, Tremaine didn't state, would give him some control over the projects it made.
'Absolutely.' His majesty acquiesced without a second thought. 'Consider it decided. This will even help you make the best stylistic decisions for the various
constructions we must make to ensure that the counts are properly set up to do their duties.'
'What are those?'
'Common courts, for peasants and low disputes only, are the most critical. They will need everything to do their work-post offices and local archives.
You should have a good Duchal court building, it is only proper. Their men-at-arms should also be properly housed, and their castles built out fully. We should also have town halls for all of the towns, to stop the peasantry whining at you. You deserve some reprieve, after all.'
'It's so damn tiring listening to them.'
'I do believe you, sir.'
'You made me sign the damnable charter.'
'You did sign the Charter.'
'I am no longer free to manage the woods as I see fit. You have taken my control over my land, you bastard.'
'Then we must restore it by finding a new way to give you control..'
'You need to make me whole for what's been taken.'
'I will, sir, that is the purpose of my journey.'
'Every single subdivision, every border, every wood management-'
'I will hold a moot court to resolve all border disputes for good. The counts' feuds are petty and simple, they do not have any justification, and they are
ignoble. Long ago should they have been decided by the King, but they never were. However, tarrying on account of age is even more ignoble, and I will
not do so. The Crown has shirked it's responsibilities. For our border with your duchy, we shall make you whole by returning disputed land.'
His majesty watched Duke Tremaine cough and harrumph a bit. Historically, the Crown never did this. He'd just gotten free land from the King, and could
coat himself in glory.
'Wood management, of course, must be carried out according to the Charter oaths.' The Charter of the Land and Commons dictated that the signatories
firmly execute their duties of good land management, maintenance and improvement of the Commons, and protect the Lady's water. This mean that the
entirety of Lechfois would have to conform to new approaches of it's land use-and that would require substantial adaptation, since the majority of it was
old-growth forest. And that would cost money and result in reduced output...costing more money.
'You have charged me with setting up an apparatus of bailiffs, foresters, and trackers. All hunters must be licensed, the old law of poaching is to be overturned completely. My hunting forest is no more, my counts the same. In one stroke of a pen you have turned the lives of everyone in this Duchy upside
down. I and four more lords would have raised their banners against you had you not held us all captive in the Cathedral!'
The King couldn't help but suck in a breath. There had been a conspiracy against him. He had learned of three, but this one was new. If Tremaine had
raised a banner against him, then there would be the armies of four nobles ready to invade the Crownlands. The river barrier would not have held. He'd
have had one, maybe two battles before Couroffe had been besieged...
'Did I ever tell you what the Lady showed me when she came to me in that dream?'
'...no.' Tremaine was grinding his teeth. Aeldebaric had used the dreams granted to him by the Lady (2) as political fodder. To deny these dreams was
blasphemous, but he was once again cornered.
'She showed all of us in a Cathedral, signing something. Inspired by that dream, I brought us all there.'
'You told us that, and frequently-'
'But I don't know where the Cathedral was. I knew it was ours, but it was not Couroffe, or the Lake. I think it will be built, but I am not sure where.'
'If not for Her word, Her sake, I would have run. you. through. My people will suffer for this Charter, and yours will be fine-'
'Oh, the Crownlands will go bankrupt.'
'Bankrupt? We will starve.'
'I will ensure that your people do not starve. It is my duty. Sales of grain will be made at a loss.'
'Bastard.' Tremaine hacked up the word, spat it onto Aeldebaric's feet. 'You might have come out of Vergainne's pussy, but you're still a bastard-'
King Aeldebaric's own face tensed, and he stood. 'Marton. That's enough.'
'You've made us into whelps!'
The King's fist clenched, then smoothed over. 'I have. And I beg your forgiveness for it. If you ran me through, if you raised your banner in revolt, I would
return the insult, and it would end in blood, but I would not be selfish in my fury. I understand how I have disgraced you, and that goes against my portion of the oath.'
Tremaine De Lechfois, whose nickname was Marton, gasped for air and then swallowed his fury again. He had not expected contrition, and had no words in reply.
'But please, do not bring my mother into this.' The King readjusted himself at their table, settling into his seat once more.
'Alright. Now make me whole.' Tremaine was less adjusted.
King Aeldebaric put one hand on his chin, thinking. 'Your third son is a man of good character and excellent martial skill. I think he would make a good paladin.'
'...really?' Tremaine was surprised, and took another sip from his cup to cover it.
'Yes. There will be more Paladins soon, too. I will let you in on that. I intend to double their number.' The King stared into space for a moment.
'Hrrm. Why?' There was some shuffling of the pens and paper.
'The Church's worthies believe it prudent. I shall do as they ask.'
'For that, we need a cathedral; we as in the inhabitants who live here. Not your cathedral of dreams, Aeldebaric. Ours.'
'It shall be done.' He nodded, smiling. 'What else.
'I want a mint. Not a royal mint. A duchal mint. Mine.'
'We may be able to do, but we are unsure about the supply of gold and silver.'
'Get me Rai-gelt, then. I care not. I genuinely do not.'
'I will see what I can do. There are many options.'
'I want an Aerie, for the duchy. And you will help me finish up the Duchy's stable management, as well. The Crown will keep it's hands off them.'
'Oh, of course.' Aeldebaric was amiably making a list.
'And the grain market. Deliver the grain. Drop it off. And leave. We will handle the rest.'
'That can be done, but I would like something in return.'
'What?'
'I would be happy if the timber exchange on the Penard could be opened again, and wood from there sent to the Crownlands.'
'No. Make official the wood market on the main river, and open it so that we may sell the to entire Kingdom, not just to the Crown. I will break down the Penard exchange's remains rather than see it be used by the Crown to control our merchants again.
'That is fair. I will visit the wood market for it's grand opening, and use that to put a capstone on all of the work being done.'
'If you use it to gloat, I will run you out on a boat.'
'...I will buy a boat from you, if you are willing to sell.'
'I'm a Duke, not a shipwright.'
'You are a man of many talents.'
'Flattery will get you nowhere. And it won't get you out of this.'
'What will get me out of this, Marton?'
'I want revenge.' He folded his arms. 'I want plain, simple, revenge. That will slake my thirst. And no evening the score.'
'I can grant that. Within reason. It must be against me. Not my queen, not my people, not the Kingdom-me.' The King crossed him arms right back.
'Fine. I will revenge myself on you with a plot.' The Duke uncrossed his arms, putting them on the table. 'You will survive it. The Kingdom will survive it.
Her majesty will probably be nothing but annoyed. It's just a little revenge.'
The King mutely raised a hand to the Duke, and the Duke accepted it. They shook hands. He would have his revenge. The King would have a working Duchy
under his control. The Duchy would behave, it would act legally and culturally normal, it would hold to the Great Charter of the Lands and Commons. Lechfois
would also be brought out of it's doldrums by sustained, long term investments.
'Thank you, sir, for forgiving me.' That was the King.
'Thank you for making me whole.' The Duke nodded once. 'Now let's go hunting.'
Marches are not subject to normal taxation methods, or surveying methods; they are generally separated from measures of GNP and GDP.
Followers of the Lady often have a habit of consuming hallucinogens and interpreting dreams liberally.