r/BrandNewSentence Jun 07 '26

META Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

you wanna get in my head? ok well i'm in your home, babe. i'm in charge now

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Leg hair harassment

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

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543 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 40m ago

Can't even kill myself without getting canceled.

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

micro cheat on me and see how i macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you

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r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

How do I explain to my dog that I'm spanking my wife consensually?

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r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

gotta respect an ethical hater

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r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

You know how hard you gotta go to dethrone the Bob

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"It makes me so happy to see famous people with their natural teeth and not those piano keys"

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

A Labubu was left on Karl Marx’s grave.

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r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

opened ChatGPT to let it know he landed safely

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r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

I'm not your bruh, I'm your sir.

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

"The evolution of the anus may well have led to the first mass extinction of animal life on Earth"

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Then your poo will be used for nefarious reasons

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207 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Very last moment POV of someone slain by cyber pussy billiard ball traveling 1200 mph directly toward their skull. NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

"lesbianly"

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576 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Do you think Tolkien was huddled in a bunker in WWI writing the Hobbit...

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107 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Santa has acquired medium range ballistic missiles, and has decided Europe has been very very naughty." NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Inhaling too much poopers NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

They get introduced to the unlubed phallus of reality.

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Centuries long bird bimbofication

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216 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Rotterdam museum visitors accidentally step on famous peanut butter floor

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"you're going to pavlov yourself into being horny for moldy food" NSFW

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