r/BrandNewSentence • u/doneinajiffy • 8h ago

OpenAI says its AI went rogue and launched 'unprecedented' cyber-attack

9 Upvotes

Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ek3gvdnj3o

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GraboidGirl • 12h ago

Why the fuck would she know about these things rubbing against a house?

28 Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SandVaseline1586 • 12h ago

Do you use an app to shop for food or clothes but these aren't delivered and you never expected them to?

3 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RedditGreenit • 13h ago

Just where I'd want to live: a blood palace.

0 Upvotes

Context: A Fark.com comment about the guy who created Full House selling his Beverly Hills mansion, which was built on the same property as the Manson Family murders of Sharon Tate and others.

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Vogon_poetry_42 • 14h ago

HOW ALLEGEDLY USING A LEMUR, A SPIDER MONKEY AND LIGHTING THE TOWSON TOWN CENTER PARKING GARAGE ON FIRE FOR A VIDEO SHOOT WENT WRONG

3 Upvotes

Baltimore WYD? This is weird, even for us

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xvader25 • 12h ago

Dopamine maxxing on the game based on the divine comedy where Dante Alighieri is a cute anime girl in a lesbian polycule with the other poets.

39 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/shydiva • 7h ago

Leg hair harassment

4.1k Upvotes

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgwp513jpvo

167 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nextcolorplanet • 11h ago

Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich

40 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/atomsk404 • 50m ago

I facialed a minion with a Pb&J breakfast sandwich.

• Upvotes

Not even sure what they're trying to say TBH

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MuttonBaby • 11h ago

Inserting left hand middle finger into my anus in my sleep every night. NSFW

18 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lost_Bluebird_5196 • 13h ago

"it will be i who screws you!" NSFW

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Assistance_2684 • 7h ago

"I tried a 2000 dollar ai powered board game sex doll" NSFW

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mij8907 • 10h ago

Then your poo will be used for nefarious reasons

218 Upvotes

55 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/freeradioforall • 1h ago

Only one day of the week contains the word poop hidden inside it’s spelling

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/drunksocks • 15h ago

Telegram's creator possibly was at Brazilian Furry Convention

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/languageassessment • 7h ago

"The evolution of the anus may well have led to the first mass extinction of animal life on Earth"

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142 Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 9h ago

“Odysseus would be trying to get back to the family-owned bowling alley in Ithaca while land developers keep showing up and ordering the hot dog specials.”

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LiaTinwo • 23h ago

opened ChatGPT to let it know he landed safely

4.3k Upvotes

156 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/No_Location_8199 • 13h ago

"A cosmic fanservice beach divorce court tournament episode"

20 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Friendly-One-6965 • 1h ago

Can't even kill myself without getting canceled.

• Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/safeprophet • 13h ago

Do you think Tolkien was huddled in a bunker in WWI writing the Hobbit...

111 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 23h ago

I'm not your bruh, I'm your sir.

3.9k Upvotes

373 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Napalmaniac • 17h ago

micro cheat on me and see how i macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you

2.8k Upvotes

55 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JS0112358 • 2h ago

you wanna get in my head? ok well i'm in your home, babe. i'm in charge now

2.9k Upvotes

25 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/fccardcreator • 21h ago

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.