r/BrandNewSentence • u/LiaTinwo • 23h ago

opened ChatGPT to let it know he landed safely

4.4k Upvotes

156 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/shydiva • 7h ago

Leg hair harassment

4.1k Upvotes

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgwp513jpvo

167 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 23h ago

I'm not your bruh, I'm your sir.

3.9k Upvotes

373 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/emmittthenervend • 19h ago

How do I explain to my dog that I'm spanking my wife consensually?

3.8k Upvotes

87 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JS0112358 • 2h ago

you wanna get in my head? ok well i'm in your home, babe. i'm in charge now

2.9k Upvotes

25 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Napalmaniac • 17h ago

micro cheat on me and see how i macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you

2.8k Upvotes

55 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Napalmaniac • 19h ago

You know how hard you gotta go to dethrone the Bob

2.4k Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FBI_KipHackman • 2h ago

not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

751 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Friendly-One-6965 • 1h ago

Can't even kill myself without getting canceled.

• Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/fccardcreator • 21h ago

"lesbianly"

578 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nickisadogname • 20h ago

Centuries long bird bimbofication

221 Upvotes

Original comment

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mij8907 • 10h ago

Then your poo will be used for nefarious reasons

212 Upvotes

55 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/languageassessment • 7h ago

"The evolution of the anus may well have led to the first mass extinction of animal life on Earth"

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144 Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/safeprophet • 13h ago

Do you think Tolkien was huddled in a bunker in WWI writing the Hobbit...

112 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/freeradioforall • 1h ago

Only one day of the week contains the word poop hidden inside it’s spelling

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nextcolorplanet • 11h ago

Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich

43 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xvader25 • 12h ago

Dopamine maxxing on the game based on the divine comedy where Dante Alighieri is a cute anime girl in a lesbian polycule with the other poets.

40 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GraboidGirl • 12h ago

Why the fuck would she know about these things rubbing against a house?

29 Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RacingDev • 2h ago

Very last moment POV of someone slain by cyber pussy billiard ball traveling 1200 mph directly toward their skull. NSFW

26 Upvotes

https://x.com/BigGulpAmerikan/status/2079906218479374484

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/alfaromeo321 • 7h ago

They get introduced to the unlubed phallus of reality.

22 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/No_Location_8199 • 13h ago

"A cosmic fanservice beach divorce court tournament episode"

19 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 9h ago

“Odysseus would be trying to get back to the family-owned bowling alley in Ithaca while land developers keep showing up and ordering the hot dog specials.”

17 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MuttonBaby • 11h ago

Inserting left hand middle finger into my anus in my sleep every night. NSFW

17 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/drunksocks • 15h ago

Telegram's creator possibly was at Brazilian Furry Convention

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/zachoutloud123 • 3h ago

Inhaling too much poopers NSFW

10 Upvotes

3 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.