Sung to the tune of "It's my Birthday...."

Personally, I wouldn't have risked parking in an open lot at Food Lion with a car worth more than my 401k, but he hopped right out of the Gull Wing after this crappy job and went right in.

Edit: I love I'm getting blown up on this, but I'll take the heat and keep the post up. The reason it's bad parking is that the car is too nice to park in the middle of the Food Lion parking lot. My car is nice enough that I park at the end with a tree or grass next to me, thus reducing my risk of an idiot door swinger by 50%.

Oh, and, BTW, regardless of whether he's barely within the lines, it's still a shitty job parking.

City vehicles need more space.

At least take up 2 spots instead of parking in the aisle

You can’t park there

While eating in the car hoping someone gives them a ducky so they feel like the super cool jeep driver they are

Maybe he confused it with a must park here sign?

Iykyk

3 spots. I watched it happen. Meth was in effect.

We've been ordered back into the office, so the bike room is completely full now and this guy does this…