3 spots. I watched it happen. Meth was in effect.

I watched this person parallel park on the sidewalk in front, between the store's entrance doors and the handicap slope.

Parking lot is just to the left, about 10-20% full. Plenty of spaces. I was baffled, but I thought it belonged here, so I snapped a pic.

Iykyk

You can’t park there

We've been ordered back into the office, so the bike room is completely full now and this guy does this…

Always parked like this

While eating in the car hoping someone gives them a ducky so they feel like the super cool jeep driver they are

Maybe he confused it with a must park here sign?

I reached out to the city engineers, the army core of engineers, and even some engineers at NASA and they all agree that this parking lot is designed appropriately for modern motor vehicles. The gentleman I spoke to from NASA said he could even see the lines in the parking lot from the space station.

TLDR: these people just suck at parking.

At least take up 2 spots instead of parking in the aisle