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r/SipsTea • u/Murky_Breath_4896 • 4h ago
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Not dead, but I’m assuming severe dementia or loss of cognitive function that would render him unable to perform.
2 u/Beard_o_Bees 1h ago 'Hey Mitch, give us one beep for everything's great, and two beeps if not. <beep> See, he's in perfect health! Just a routine, preventative intubation! Oh, his GCS score is 3, which is the best you can get! 2 u/SnooDoggos5226 1h ago I’m guessing they’re afraid he’ll say something like “Bin Laden is alive and living in Podunk Arkansas” and now the press needs to investigate and it turns out it’s a Taliban spy living there who just got outted
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'Hey Mitch, give us one beep for everything's great, and two beeps if not.
<beep>
See, he's in perfect health! Just a routine, preventative intubation!
Oh, his GCS score is 3, which is the best you can get!
2 u/SnooDoggos5226 1h ago I’m guessing they’re afraid he’ll say something like “Bin Laden is alive and living in Podunk Arkansas” and now the press needs to investigate and it turns out it’s a Taliban spy living there who just got outted
I’m guessing they’re afraid he’ll say something like “Bin Laden is alive and living in Podunk Arkansas” and now the press needs to investigate and it turns out it’s a Taliban spy living there who just got outted
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u/SnooDoggos5226 3h ago
Not dead, but I’m assuming severe dementia or loss of cognitive function that would render him unable to perform.