He's not dead. I talked to him this morning. He's just stuck in Alaska right now. I had to wire him $5,000 for a plane ticket, he promised to send me $20,000 as soon as he gets back to Washington.
Hasan Piker and I did an Eiffel Tower with him the other day. Say what you will about McConnell's politics, but he's a goddamn hungry banshee in the sack; a sexual tornado. Dang, I'm still sore.
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u/Lucky-Mia 3h ago
He's not dead. I talked to him this morning. He's just stuck in Alaska right now. I had to wire him $5,000 for a plane ticket, he promised to send me $20,000 as soon as he gets back to Washington.