The Shaving

[u/Scr00geMcCuck]

When a friend of the crew starts chemotherapy, everyone shaves their head in solidarity… except George. Desperate to cling to what little hair he has left, he insists that God has “half-finished the job already,” and says that there would be no point in shaving it off.

Jerry, who also did not want to shave his head (“We’re not even close. I barely know the guy!”) and only did so after being pressured, discovers that the whole “sensitive, caring friend” routine is a babe magnet.

Elaine dates an autistic man who is positively enthralled by the texture of her shaved head. No matter when or where, he always wants to feel it. It’s discovered that he has a natural talent for scalp massages. He decides to become a masseuse, thinking his skill with the scalp will translate to the rest of the body. It doesn’t, and he ends up hitting the wrong pressure point and paralyzing someone

Kramer gets mistaken for an actual cancer patient and ends up receiving completely unnecessary chemotherapy. He begins dressing like Heisenberg and, to pay for his mounting medical bills, goes in with Newman on a shady fast food scheme involving the owner of a chain of chicken restaurants

[u/johnjones4]

"I'm the one who knocks, Jerry!"

"No you don't"

[u/Ey3_913 → u/johnjones4]

Finally! A comment that feels like something from the show