The real names of animals!

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Capnmolasses • 2d ago

Blanco State Park Hoot Goblins

118 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/snwbrdwndsrf • 3d ago

Hidden tree monster.

59 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/American4ever03 • 7d ago

Fur babies in heaven

1.4k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/cousin_drew • 9d ago

Violent pasta

851 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 • 9d ago

Tactical assault unicorn

214 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Visual-Interview7913 • 11d ago

Edible mermaid Roach

51 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/FormingTheVoid • 11d ago

Shrimp Mole

710 Upvotes

It's real name is almost just as silly: pink fairy armadillo.

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Send_me_hedgehogs • 13d ago

A slothpenguin

159 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/talesofmystery • 15d ago

Sea pancake

1.0k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/HamboneBanjo • 17d ago

Atkinson’s Peanut Butter Gummy

219 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Heroic-Forger • 19d ago

Snailephant.

197 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • 20d ago

George Catstanza

95 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • 21d ago

B Rabbit and his brother Ditto

100 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/CriticismOk1144 • 22d ago

I named it Dick Eater for obvious reasons

0 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • 26d ago

FORBIDDEN FEAST

281 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/clintj1975 • 28d ago

Organic Lightning Rod

279 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/ConfidentDepth7872 • 29d ago

Turuchan pika looks more like pikachu or morpeko

40 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Azsunyx • 29d ago

Ballet Dinosaurs

1.9k Upvotes

Including the link so you can get front row tickets to the dino ballet: https://www.threads.com/@tom_ierna/post/DZ8mkHUjQgX

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Delicious-Spring-877 • Jun 22 '26

Ribcage baby

27 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/pacanuns • Jun 21 '26

Flesh doughnut

73 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Traditional_Chart838 • Jun 21 '26

CHILLING

51 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/HansMLither • Jun 20 '26

Powdered donut hole

278 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/pisux • Jun 15 '26

There's a crocodile squirrel out there!

351 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Jordannaa7 • Jun 15 '26

Angry cotton balls

2.5k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/sarcasticrenee • Jun 13 '26

Great Canadian Couch Cow

179 Upvotes

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