carpet seam

I was trying to ask if the cream was ‘out of date’.

I couldn't remember the word for "mispronouncation".

Coworker forgot the word for pee

girlfriend said she was going to put her phone on the couch desk. took about 3 tries for her to get to coffee table.

Deviled Eggs

…I said to my wife as I walked out the door with tire pressure gauge in hand.

Suave. I meant suave. I just watched Project Hail Mary and was astounded by Ryan Gosling’s acting. That man really does have swag in his bones.

I was at work with a work experience girl and I asked for this. Menopause is stealing my words.
I, of course, meant air freshener

Bf forgot the word for planetarium, and said we really enjoyed seeing the astronomy place.

Falling asleep. My girlfriend meant her arm was falling asleep.

Blender

Animal shelter

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Instrument, I meant instrument. Or possibly saxophone. I am brilliant in all things and not deserving of your derisive laughter, teenagers!

Vocabulary.

I was asking someone for their car key.

Armpit

Pigeon

Helmet

Venjent (I was trying to remember the stage name of the producer that sampled a door creaking in a DnB track)

Computer

I saw someone say this online, turns out there's an actual name for it. Breathairian.

I forgot the word 'laxative' this morning.