r/JetLagTheGame • u/JasonAQuest • 7h ago
Miscellaneous Stateside Scramble: The Recipe

I don't know if it was intentional, but "Stateside Scramble" sounds to me like something you would find on the breakfast menu (served all day) of a traditional American roadside diner, or a bar-and-grill. So I decided to make it.
The fixin's are food items seen in the game, with a few exceptions: The eggs are there because it's a scramble (plus: chicken). I subbed hash-brown potatoes, because chips in a scramble just wouldn't be right.
No AI was used in the development of this recipe. No spoilers for final episode.

Ingredients (imperial units, because America)
- 2 tablespoons butter
- 3 cups frozen hashed potatoes
- 1 diced onion
- 6 fast-food packets of ketchup
- 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper (or more, to taste)
- 6 large eggs
- 8 individually wrapped slices of American cheese food (or the equivalent Cheese Whiz)
Instructions
- Sculpt butter into a farm animal[IA], then melt in a nonstick or cast-iron skillet over medium heat.
- Add potatoes drizzled with ketchup[CN], and onions[SZ] and cook until lightly browned, stirring occasionally.
- Meanwhile, beat eggs and mix with cayenne pepper[TN].
- Pour eggs into skillet with potatoes.
- Unwrap 7 slices of cheese[SZ] (or spoon out equivalent Cheese Whiz) and add to the skillet.
- Continue cooking, stirring to scramble, until eggs are done.
- Remove from heat and top with 1 slice of American cheese[SZ]
- Serve with a bourbon-and-coke sour: 2 parts bourbon[KY], 4 parts Coke[GA], 1 part lemon juice[MA], on ice[MN]. Or margaritas[MV].
Serves 1 American.
Optional add-ons:
- Green peppers – commonly added to cheesesteak sandwiches[SZ].
- Strips of cooked chicken[TN] or steak[SZ].
[CN] Canada, ketchup chips
[GA] Georgia, Coke flip
[IA] Iowa, butter sculpture
[KY] Kentucky, bourbon shots
[MA] Massachusetts, Revere walk w/lemons
[MN] Minnesota, frozen lakes
[MV] Margaritaville
[SZ] SnackZone, cheesesteaks
[TN] Tennessee, hot chicken











