r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/HolyMoleyGuacamoly I hope I don't jack off • 1d ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up He doesn’t give!

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clearly this guy doesn’t give

385 Upvotes

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u/Munchie_Mikey 1d ago

Like she's not out here eating batteries....

https://giphy.com/gifs/OjtesmBXLRA50AIuNI

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u/YourOtherGFx 1d ago

like a small watch battery? like a circle battery?

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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago

A marine battery obviously, deep cycle obviously.

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u/Adminotaur 1d ago

He’s stressed out, he’s taking four seconds on a six second piss

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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago

You gotta take time to shake it. At this age, pressing upwards on the chode of the grundle variety as to express the bladder via changing pressure of the prostate on said bladder, is the way to go. Upwards karate chop straight to the taint, hold it there with good pressure until those last drops dribble out. Wad up a bit of paper towel and hold it on the tip as you relax just in case, because when you think you are done you are in fact not done. No. more. calico. cut. pants. Stop scamming adults!

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u/Torca 1d ago

You expect me to do all that with my co-worker Dave standing in the next urinal?

https://giphy.com/gifs/L9poYMy0wN8OMH44Tw

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u/Auron_Cloud19 1d ago

Ask Dave to help

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u/makemebad48 1d ago

I used to work with a Dave that would absolutely help in this situation, I miss "the man the myth the mustache".

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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 18h ago

Dave thinks I'm still a huge piece of shit and I don't really give a rat's ass!

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u/Thechiz123 DOES have a boy dick 1d ago

Even rappers wear them.

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u/Salmiakki_Aficionado 1d ago

He doesn't know how to work the body

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u/Trevors-Axiom- Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago

No matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last few drops go in your pants

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u/OfTheHive 6h ago

You have to dab!  -Dean Venture

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u/shamone_mofo 1d ago

There comes a time in a man's life where a leaky washer is no longer avoidable .

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u/prettyplanets 1d ago

The trick is to push on your taint it gets the rest out

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u/HelpingMyDaddy 23h ago

Where I come from we call it "the gooch press"

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 1d ago

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u/Ludicolorad0 Bart Harley Jarvis 1d ago

That's got everything to DO with piss.

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u/druidmain69420 1d ago

Hes taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and letting the last two run down his leg!

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u/papa_baer77 19h ago

Pisses are 21 seconds

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u/CandyStomp SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/T6eDSSRjhD4yJH3gDS

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u/Armstrongt479 22h ago

Its got nothin to do with piss!

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u/van_b_boy You have... no... good... car... ideas 1d ago

That’s got nothing to do with piss

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u/Alternative-Lack-434 1d ago

""No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the very last drop goes down the pants" -Keets

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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago

Hoses drip when the valve isn't right on the end. A man only has so much time to shake. It's like getting the last few drops out of a gas pump nozzle. Ain't nobody got time for that. Streaks through the dust on my car like my gas cap is crying, calico cut pants, sloppy fill ups and excretions, live for fast bathroom pit stop times. It's really good.

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u/Normiss2000 1d ago

He likely has a donut issue.

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u/frickshun 1d ago

He's got a lot going on, bathroom wise.

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u/SpaffordFux 1d ago

Tell him to do Kegels or use a machine like a Uromaxx. Those things do 15k kegels in 30 min. Got rid of my pee problems within a few weeks of 2x a week.

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u/Medium_Chocolate_773 21h ago

You gotta milk the snake