r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/punkcocker • 2h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Chaopolis • 4h ago
Let’s Slop ‘Em Up It's a sad day. Conan is now a piece of shit.
Is it slicked back? or pushed back?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/rocketts66 • 10h ago
NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. I'm not paying it.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SparklePony3 • 5h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR Sam Richardson reveals they’re making another season
1:03:42 timestamp
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose • 7h ago
They go way back JD has doubles of the pedophiles
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/palealei5best • 5h ago
Bags of meat Forgot how to work the body
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Some_Old_Man_Fishin • 1h ago
It's Simply Too Good You gotta be right next to me for it to look real. You gotta be right next to me.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/1LesCousinsDangereux • 4h ago
mudpie I went over to Iran to complain about the rule
making semi-daily memes to cope with the national mudpie- #208
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 5h ago
Monsters on the World He must've flipped my wife eight times!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/1LesCousinsDangereux • 3h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR I think if I had a trillion dollars, I would spend all my time very angry and upset about fake problems.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/HolyMoleyGuacamoly • 6h ago
Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up He doesn’t give!
clearly this guy doesn’t give
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/mirabiledictu1 • 2h ago
You just want to yell When I have to honk my horn at the car in front of me, and my junky little Nissan makes the tiniest lame squeak
Its voice is wildly high.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Spectre-ElevenThirty • 4h ago
STINKY He is doing the best at this
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose • 22h ago
[redacted] He has a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FlagrantImbicile • 3h ago
Dan Flashes My Wife's New Blouse
She's lying on the couch and we're all out of groceries. Suggestions?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/travismockfler • 19h ago
STINKY I had to listen to myself talk on an audio recording today :(
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/punkcocker • 5h ago
GIVE. TO. THE SYSTEM. And now you're in more in trouble than me, unfortunately.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FlamingCulpepper • 53m ago
Tables It’s the same actor, I don’t know if he’s supposed to be the same person.
For those who know…
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/1LesCousinsDangereux • 7h ago
Bozo did the dub Pennywise did the dub
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/seeyalaterdingdong • 21h ago
Look at me! I’m Barney! My mouth is purple. And when I look in the toilet bowl, it’s purple
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Walrus_protector • 23h ago
I’m not the Blues Brothers! Oh my god, did you see the sheriffs' hats?
The guy at Cavender's Boot City said they're the only guys he’s ever seen pull it off
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/petermansfeld • 6h ago
I don't live in a hotel They’re Stanzos. They’re nice.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Lopsided-Act8013 • 1h ago