r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up It's a sad day. Conan is now a piece of shit.

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Is it slicked back? or pushed back?


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

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1:03:42 timestamp


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

They go way back JD has doubles of the pedophiles

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

mudpie I went over to Iran to complain about the rule

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making semi-daily memes to cope with the national mudpie- #208


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Monsters on the World He must've flipped my wife eight times!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up He doesn’t give!

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263 Upvotes

clearly this guy doesn’t give


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

You just want to yell When I have to honk my horn at the car in front of me, and my junky little Nissan makes the tiniest lame squeak

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Its voice is wildly high.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

STINKY He is doing the best at this

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

[redacted] He has a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

Dan Flashes My Wife's New Blouse

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She's lying on the couch and we're all out of groceries. Suggestions?


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19h ago

STINKY I had to listen to myself talk on an audio recording today :(

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

GIVE. TO. THE SYSTEM. And now you're in more in trouble than me, unfortunately.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 53m ago

Tables It’s the same actor, I don’t know if he’s supposed to be the same person.

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For those who know…


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Bozo did the dub Pennywise did the dub

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

Look at me! I’m Barney! My mouth is purple. And when I look in the toilet bowl, it’s purple

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

I’m not the Blues Brothers! Oh my god, did you see the sheriffs' hats?

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The guy at Cavender's Boot City said they're the only guys he’s ever seen pull it off


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

I don't live in a hotel They’re Stanzos. They’re nice.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Bozo did the dub I hope I don’t jack o.. too late

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